How Andrew Santino Got Busted for Public Exposure

Like when I'm around little girls, like my daughter and her friends, and they're all like talking about she looks sometimes like they have a birthday party and so there's like 10 12 kids at the house they're all talking shit to each other right and you get to just hover and listen it's like the thing and they're talking about like some boy at school who's always a boy yeah so some door picks his boat eats and boaters and he's so he's always trying to be funny so mean you know and one of them really like how old is she again the 11 yeah that's yeah that's that's that's that's that's the age when the boys are starting to show the signs of being like we're all getting hormones yeah the boys are knocking on the door hey boys are coming a lot yeah this is the government we're just gonna let you know that the neighborhood's gonna be changing radically over the next couple of years we'll just suggest you be careful things are moving in newfound powers yeah boners boners are coming boners are on the way the flight of the boners have you prepared for your boner meanwhile no one even tells you what's going on and all sudden you got a hard on like what is on the bed day on the bus when you get a boner on the bus holy shit does it fuck your day up my friend John Dudley calls them bumpy road boners yeah bumpy bone because there's something about when you're on a car that's bouncing around yeah somehow another dude's get boner sometimes because you're probably you know what it is it's probably the pressure on your prostate is activating your dick to get fucking used to and it and also you're on the way home and you're you might catch a glimpse of you know Natalie who's got the tits already who's too too young start to get harder shit you miss your stop one girl who's 13 with giant double D's that was my that was Natalie she was stacked when we were kids what happens there I used to I used to miss a bus stop seriously sometimes I'd miss a stop if it might if I had a hard on and I could afraid to get off the bus with a boner even though you tuck it up you know you tuck it up in your pants and I was always afraid so I'd miss a stop or two sometimes if I got a hard on the way home Wow I'd be so nervous or walk home fuck that yeah I'd rather go flaccid you talk yourself out of it I'd have a friend slap me and if I start fighting with a friend yeah if you start fighting with another dude friend your dick goes right into your body doesn't well then you got a whole nother thing going on then you got a new thing yeah Wow nothing to be I got a new thing now yeah I mean imagine if you had to go through that all again though and didn't know anything like that's if the torture of seen like I mean I only understand boys like because I've never been a girl but the going through like being 10 11 12 going through school all the social things not knowing shit yeah you're a boy yeah it's so confusing like it sucks once you finally become a man and you don't have to do that anymore you can just be at peace in your own skin it's like oh imagine going through all that stuff again no I know hiding jerking off to like like you're like a fucking you look at me like you don't know what you're doing in the bathroom for 20 minutes in a magazine you're a little ninja jerky or jerk off ninja now I and now I kind of hope my neighbor see me you know it's kind of part of the part of the allure I jerk off in my living room sometimes do you do hoping they walk by walking their dog wave hi if they see you jerking off in your house I think you can get in real big trouble I think a guy got in trouble jerking off in his house with the windows open shut up your private it's property no no no I think because you could see into this guy's house and he was beaten off they they came and got him why cuz there was kids or something like that remember what the story was but it was a big deal where people like hey the guy is just jerking off inside his own house like what is the big goddamn deal yeah I don't have the door open the window open or something like that the front door is what you tell me it's not a guy who's out there jerking off at the front door for sure letting in the breeze of course there is yeah I bet people go to hotels and then they open up the door and they stuff a wedge in the door and start fucking yeah and then let everybody walk by and watch yeah leave the door open that's out Vegas especially before cell phones all these fucking goddamn tattletale cell phones and the dirty cameras back then people just I probably I bet that was a common thing this fucking with the door open yeah like Hell's Angels they all took over a hotel so well those guys fuck with that door wide open they fucked in the street I'm sure they fucked at the bar yeah on bikes that voyeuristic thing never was like a thing for me I know some people like fucking in public as I think it's hot to maybe get caught never never got me I was always like my I don't fucking why do I want to know that someone's watching me that's creepy if you get arrested you get weird charges to like if you fuck someone in public in some places they'll hit you with like a sex offender charge yeah because it's exposure yeah dude I had to fight that in college I had urinating in public I had to fight a public exposure charge yeah that's a real problem because that's a different goddamn thing that every man understands and that's a little game they're playing yeah that's a dirty game you caught a guy taking a leak and you're saying that's public exposure look he shouldn't have been taking a leak outside maybe but everybody's done it I had to piss yeah when guys have to piss and there's no one around they piss in alleys and we've been doing that since the beginning of time you're right so for some fucking guy to pretend that that's is like robbing a house or trying to kidnap a kid right like that's not a sex offender no that's a guy that a pee yeah but I had to be in a room in a in a in one of those rooms with people that did expose themselves and I was like nothing like these dudes man I'm nothing like these fucking guys I was pissing outside you're a bar walking home if you pissed your pants I should have next time you pissed your pants they can't say shit right I know it's not illegal hey you pissed your pants in public though yeah but I have my pants on yeah but still but still have you seen these in Europe they've talked about bringing them some places in America I think but they have you standing there and jerk off I know they have open urinals just like in the middle of the street oh this dudes jerking off in there for sure