Doug Stanhope's Reaction to the Johnny Depp Amber Heard Trial

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Doug Stanhope is a stand-up comedian, author, and host of "The Doug Stanhope Podcast." http://www.dougstanhope.com/

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The point is at some point he goes, maybe you could talk to Joe Rogan. I'm like, all right, you just saw me as a conduit to get the word out. Does that happen a lot? Oh, it's happened since the man show days. Not nearly as bad as fucking Johnny Depp now, where people, you have to get this to Johnny. I'm not that close of friends where I just, hey, Johnny, here's an email of someone who wants to buy you a home cooked meal if you're ever in fucking ass cancer in Nebraska. But you, back in the fucking man show days, Joe won't respond to my emails. Please tell him. And then I would tape the, I'd have the email printed off and tape it to the outside of my office door for you. We showed your article that you had written a bunch of years ago about Amber, blackmailing Johnny. And I remember you connected me to him on the phone and I talked to him on the phone. Yeah, we were pretty fucked up. Yeah. I shouldn't say that. They're in a subpoena of my text. I was drinking margaritas on the beach at the same time. You're in Hawaii and we were on fucking Johnny Depp Island. Drinking margaritas, I got my wife, I'm holding the phone. I'm holding the phone with Johnny Depp. Seven to fuck down, bitch. And he was just mumbling. He used to- No, he was great. No, no, no. Yeah, but he was like Huntress Thompson from the movie. He does that sometimes, I think his monologue may have affected his- Did you watch any of the trial? I've watched all the trial. Have you watched the poop part? Yeah, I watched the poop part. We were fucking dying like it was a comedy show when we're watching at the house. What he's saying that she tried to blame all the dogs. Dropping a grumpy? How do you know it wasn't a dog feces? How do you know it was human feces and not your dogs? They're a teacup Yorkies. They weigh about four pounds each. I've picked up their fun before. Yes. Fung, a word I've never heard. Oh my God. Well, first of all, what you get out of it is that he is an actor and he's very charming, but he's also clearly a nice guy. He's one of the sweetest people I've ever met. I 100% believe that. I briefly said hello to him in the backstage of the main room. I didn't really have a conversation with him until you connected me with him on the phone. He's a sweet guy.

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