Bert's Llama Moment - JRE Toons

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Bert Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comic, podcaster, and actor. He's the host of "The Bertcast" podcast and YouTube cooking program "Something's Burning." He's also the co-host of the "2 Bears, 1 Cave" podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura. Watch his latest special, "Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle," on Netflix. www.bertbertbert.com

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I Knew a dude who had llamas he had a fucking giant spread out in the cape and he had fucking llamas on his lawn and shit Dude, I entered I did the entire TV show about the leaping llama festival You want to know the best part of it? Is the the the the crux of the competition is how much you can adorn your llama with gear? Like put stuff on and cover its eyes and how you can control it and you got to do a sketch So this is in front of the whole 4h for all the college high schools around all the parents all the kids And I have no I'm not producing. I'm just a host and I go so what's with me and llama skit and they're like Rocky 3 I go. Oh, it's my favorite rocky club or land and rocky. I go. I'm rocky and they're like fuck Yeah, you're gonna come out the music we play in you get the llama llamas gonna look just like mr. T So we get out I get it to the llama and it was a white llama. They had to put it in black face 100 Knuckles You're breaking glasses, Raybor's Wall Damn What are they dressing as? They're trained llamas. They're not gonna dress them. They have these trained llamas. They take them into like a cargo van. They'll spit at you. Oh yeah. Just... That's a fucking rude animal, man.