An Alex and Joe Moment - JRE Toons


4 years ago



Alex Jones

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Alex Jones is a filmmaker, writer, and host of the Alex Jones Show.


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Let me just tell you, this was a fun fucking podcast. It was fun. What I wanted people to see is why I like Alex Jones. Like why I enjoy hanging out with you. Because I have had to defend that because of this narrative that you're this totally evil guy. But Joe, you can say I disagree with Alex and whatever. If I was Charlie Manson, I should be able to come on your show. I would interview you if the devil, a big blue smoke. You would interview him? Would you want to stay a certain distance away from the devil? The devil is very sexually seductive. You know the devil appears. Why are you going to stand up? Will you just please just go to an open mic? Have you ever seen the devil? Yes, I have. Hotter than hell. Joe, how sexy is the devil? I wouldn't say sexy. I don't think I could get it up in front of a demon. No, no, not a demon. This is Lucifer. Oh, the big one. The big daddy. You never know until he's kissing you, I guess. They know this story. You've seen like the Hobbit remake and Sauron's not made his body yet. He looks like that fire. I've seen exactly that. So you want to talk about what the real controllers of the greys are. It looks like Sauron. Have you ever had a significant head injury? You have? What happened to you? What happened to you? I've been piledress. Somebody pile-drived you? Yeah. What did it do to your personality? Sometimes when people have head injuries, especially it seems like young people. You know, stuff just got better after that. Really? Oh. That's pretty good timing. How good is that timing? Joe's all serious. Dude, we've got to get to the root of this. That's good timing. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm kind of retarded. In that... No, no, no. That's going to be a soundbite. They're going to put that to mariachi music.