Joe Rogan and Ari Shaffir discussing Mencia on Southpark

If Ari and I look positively giddy this morning, it's because we spent last night rewatching the South Park episode where Carlos Mencia gets beaten to death with a baseball bat. How good was it? It was pretty goddamn good. If you had to pick out a paper line, what would it be? I got no dick! I got no dick! I got no dick! You don't like to be a comedian and not be funny? I got no dick! It doesn't work! Nobody knows how to fuck you up better than South Park. I think it's come completely full circle on that motherfucker. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. He's breaking down. His Twitter is hilarious. His Twitters are hilarious. If you haven't seen his Twitter, Ari and I were just talking about how dumb people come off in their Twitter. Because first of all, no one's writing your Twitter for you. I guess if you're Britney Spears, you could hire somebody to write your Twitter for you. But for the most part, I think Twitter is what those people are really writing at themselves. So you get to see their real thoughts. And a lot of them are mo-rons. Mo-rons. And it's pretty fascinating, but no one's better than Mencia's Twitter because he'll write something and if it's really stupid, people shit on him. And then he'll delete all their comments, delete his Twitter post. I realized, oh, I guess I was dumb. I didn't know what dumb is until you told me to pretend like I never said it. Yeah. He said that he heard that Kanye West was so moved by the South Park episode. Well, by the way, Kanye came off bad, but he came out about a million times better than Mencia. But Kanye was so moved by the episode that he said he was going to change. And Carlos said, I'm going to follow suit. I think we should all change. And then Brian Redband got online and posted on Mencia's account saying, stop stealing Kanye's idea. Obviously, just joking around, but it was really funny. The problem is too, if you say I'm going to change, it means Kanye's going to change what they made fun of him for, for being stupid or pretending you're smart. They're saying you steal. So you're admitting that you're stealing by saying, and then he's like, oh yeah, no, I don't want to do that. All right, yeah, take it all off. I don't want to do anything. Yeah, it's one of those Twitters that's hilarious in how dumb it is. I subscribe to a bunch of them that are really dumb. I don't want to say names because I don't want them smartening up. I like them just as dumb as they are. I like to keep them. I want to hear their random philosophies and their insight and their spiritual quest and all the nonsense. And I've got some random porn stars just because I'm at Starbucks, headed to movies with Deb. They just post random shit. Not that my shit's any better. My shit's pretty dumb too. I'm sure there's people that are making fun of me right now. Like, you ever read Rogan's Twitter? What a moron. He's a fucking idiot. Yeah, sure, I. Especially when I do it from my iPhone, because like today I wrote in foreign countries. I tried to write that, but it came out I am foreign countries. And I didn't catch it. 7 o'clock in the morning. I'm a retard. Shafir? 7 in the morning. Can't be blamed for anything. Can't be blamed. So, typo. Instead of continuous misspellings. Like, unclear how to spell. Here's what I want to know. When morons like Mancilla, doesn't somebody tell them how to set their safari to underline misspelled words? It'll help everything. Well, you assume that he has a Mac. He might be a PC guy. Oh, those don't have that? A lot of PCs, no. Internet Explorer. I don't know if the new versions do it, but the old versions didn't have spellcheck. Unless Safari does, or Firefox does. Firefox and Safari do it for me. Yeah. Didn't used to be though. No, it didn't used to be. But Internet Explorer didn't. It seems like they would all use that. Seems like it. In the future. Like if there's a red line, that's someone's name. That's a flag. I think a lot of Windows users don't have that option.If Ari and I look positively giddy this morning, it's because we spent last night rewatching the South Park episode where Carlos Mencia gets beaten to death with a baseball bat. How good was it? It was pretty goddamn good. If you had to pick out a paper line, what would it be? I got no dick! I got no dick! I got no dick! You don't like to be a comedian and not be funny? I got no dick! It doesn't work! Nobody knows how to fuck you up better than South Park. I think it's come completely full circle on that motherfucker. Yeah, it's pretty awesome. He's breaking down. His Twitter is hilarious. His Twitters are hilarious. If you haven't seen his Twitter, Ari and I were just talking about how dumb people come off in their Twitter. Because first of all, no one's writing your Twitter for you. I guess if you're Britney Spears, you could hire somebody to write your Twitter for you. But for the most part, I think Twitter is what those people are really writing at themselves. So you get to see their real thoughts. And a lot of them are mo-rons. Mo-rons. And it's pretty fascinating, but no one's better than Mencia's Twitter because he'll write something and if it's really stupid, people shit on him. And then he'll delete all their comments, delete his Twitter post. I realized, oh, I guess I was dumb. I didn't know what dumb is until you told me to pretend like I never said it. Yeah. He said that he heard that Kanye West was so moved by the South Park episode. Well, by the way, Kanye came off bad, but he came out about a million times better than Mencia. But Kanye was so moved by the episode that he said he was going to change. And Carlos said, I'm going to follow suit. I think we should all change. And then Brian Redband got online and posted on Mencia's account saying, stop stealing Kanye's idea. Obviously, just joking around, but it was really funny. The problem is too, if you say I'm going to change, it means Kanye's going to change what they made fun of him for, for being stupid or pretending you're smart. They're saying you steal. So you're admitting that you're stealing by saying, and then he's like, oh yeah, no, I don't want to do that. All right, yeah, take it all off. I don't want to do anything. Yeah, it's one of those Twitters that's hilarious in how dumb it is. I subscribe to a bunch of them that are really dumb. I don't want to say names because I don't want them smartening up. I like them just as dumb as they are. I like to keep them. I want to hear their random philosophies and their insight and their spiritual quest and all the nonsense. And I've got some random porn stars just because I'm at Starbucks, headed to movies with Deb. They just post random shit. Not that my shit's any better. My shit's pretty dumb too. I'm sure there's people that are making fun of me right now. Like, you ever read Rogan's Twitter? What a moron. He's a fucking idiot. Yeah, sure, I. Especially when I do it from my iPhone, because like today I wrote in foreign countries. I tried to write that, but it came out I am foreign countries. And I didn't catch it. 7 o'clock in the morning. I'm a retard. Shafir? 7 in the morning. Can't be blamed for anything. Can't be blamed. So, typo. Instead of continuous misspellings. Like, unclear how to spell. Here's what I want to know. When morons like Mancilla, doesn't somebody tell them how to set their safari to underline misspelled words? It'll help everything. Well, you assume that he has a Mac. He might be a PC guy. Oh, those don't have that? A lot of PCs, no. Internet Explorer. I don't know if the new versions do it, but the old versions didn't have spellcheck. Unless Safari does, or Firefox does. Firefox and Safari do it for me. Yeah. Didn't used to be though. No, it didn't used to be. But Internet Explorer didn't. It seems like they would all use that. Seems like it. In the future. Like if there's a red line, that's someone's name. That's a flag. I think a lot of Windows users don't have that option.