Eating Marijuana + Isolation Tank Joe Rogan

Yeah, and if you don't know the exhibit we're talking about it's a bodies exhibit and this guy invented some new process of Preserving human tissue and he does it somehow or another in plastic and they have a whole video on it I think it's called I don't know body world, but I'm trying to think of the process plastis something Anyway, so it's it's really like a bunch of bodies all cut up and like in weird positions doing weird things And you know, it gives you a sense of the anatomy But it also gives you a sense like how is this any different than something a fucking serial killer would do right? You know, that's imagine. Yeah, could you imagine if this was all started? By a guy who's just some sick fuck and the way he pawned it off on people is like, you know It's just checking out the anatomy because there's some of them that are so questionable dude one of them They had a chick cut in half at the vagina Okay, yeah at the vagina and there's like segments of her. She's like cut in half. Yeah at her fucking pussy Right like really I mean, I really need to see that you sure are you sure about that? You sure you want to put that fucking image? I'm pretty fucking demented. It's weird man They're like playing tennis and shit and you know, it's just their muscle tissue with no skin on a fake eyeballs. It's a trip Did we go together to see that we did and we saw that IMAX movie about the body. Yes. Okay I remember being so stoned while seeing that I almost had a panic attack ahead. We were so hot We had lollipops didn't we? Yeah, I think we had yeah This is back in the days the rookie days of of edibles. We didn't quite understand what was going on I go to lollipops would be fine. We didn't know the people who don't know when you eat pot man You get you get way different. It's a way different high. It's something called 11 hydroxy metabolites produced by your liver We've talked about it before but that's why people freak out when the brownies and shit like you you swore off edibles Mondays because the Armenians give me a free edible day on Monday So I always eat the three peanut butter cookies and get fucked up a land called me once you call me once I'll never forget this you go like this dog That's it. That's it dog. I go what no more fucking edibles No more fucking animals. Joe Rogan. No my animals like that's the whole conversation. I'm done. I'm done Don't you wish phones had TiVo? So you feel like you could just like record this The recording would be awesome, but would be more awesome as the visual, you know to get some face time Yeah, it's time. It's always doing face time. Sometimes you eat those edibles I need them like I ate in the morning guys Like I get out of a cup of coffee eat a fucking chocolate cake by 930 I gotta go to the wise fear factor was all edibles because that would last the longest and this is also when I didn't understand I just knew that I'd build up a tolerance if I had a lollipop every day. I was getting Blitzkrieged I mean like so baked I was like freaking out about the colors of the sky and you know thinking how strange this life is and we're all pretending It's permanent, but it's really temporary while it was like forced to do this, you know Not forced, but you know while my job was to do this fear factor show They fuck with you those edibles, you know same yeah, no, they do really do it It's it's way stronger people don't know it's four times more psychoactive than THC when you eat it Yeah that 11 hydroxymatopoeia. It doesn't feel like pot doesn't feel like you're high It feels like some totally different kind of a psychedelic trip. Yeah, you know very Introspective, you know really makes you fucking consider your life You know when you're alone and you ate a brownie you start going deep in your childhood and shit Oh, yeah, don't you thinking about like weird your relationship with your parents and fucking also? It's a weird shit that made you become who you are You start like really fucking going deep the last time I did edibles was that a UFC and oh it was with you and It got to the point where there was like good match going on and everyone was murmuring, you know at once like an arena You can hear everything started that murmurs. Holy shit. It's already get in me and I start feeling my heart When Clay Greeter fought Diego Sanchez, I could feel the smacks Yeah, like there was one flurry in the first round where they were both just for like a minute They must have connected on 20 punches apiece. I felt all 20 punch I remember that I woke up like this like just holding on to myself Like I came and blocked these fucking punches that Diego's throwing at me And also I realized I Brian Redman next to me and people like Jake Shields is over here I'm like what's happening, but I caught myself fucking blocking Diego's body kicks and shit like twisted and everything That's what you know. Fuck 3d glasses motherfucker I was in that fucking ring when they broke that was that was a very intense first minute very if you remember How that's what I think about edibles. It's swept you it just swept me I'm gonna like turning and fucking fading and you know make him believe he was jabbing. Okay. Here's the question Here's the question. Do you think it's real? Do you think that the connection that you have when you get super high like especially with edibles that weird feeling that you have Well, you feel like you can tell if people are lying You can tell if people are upset with you and they're not talking about it that you could tell if they have issues I think that's real. Yeah, I think it's 100% It's real right totally. There's a different level of perception that comes It's like you have a new sense that you usually don't have right But when you get sober you all of a sudden start thinking it's ridiculous when you sober up because you're not feeling the same Sense and exactly but doesn't it's never more ridiculous There's no more ridiculous story than you telling someone that you have an enlightened Perspective because you've gotten toxicated people will always make fun of that like oh, yeah Yeah, you're high on mushrooms and you figured out the world sure you did You know because when you're sober it seems so preposterous, but when you're really really really high You can see some shit and you figure out some shit Yeah, every time you get high and you're getting your car Even if it's just go to Starbucks you always figure out one component of your day Yeah, like one decision is made and it's made, you know, and you stick to it That's that we every fucking reason why people think he makes you paranoid. It's making you think about shit Yeah, it's making you consider shit that you don't ordinarily consider and let me tell you something weed in the isolation tank My god Joey Diaz that fucking thing has changed my whole brain It's rewired my brain like I have like all the hardware for my old brain It's still like laying around but it's not even connected anymore that fucking isolation tank just smoking weed I'm trying to figure out how to live my life as if like I just entered into this world like ten years ago I entered into a body that's already existed and already had a history and already had a bunch of things that it's already done It dealt with and so what have I done? I've done all this Jesus Christ. What was I think when I did that? You know, I mean, it's like you become a totally different human being managing like a new life That's what like the tank does to you. The tank is the fucking freakiest thing ever I wish more you guys would be into it, you know, nobody nobody does it. I don't know why you guys wouldn't do it It's I always talk about it. It is the craziest fucking experience that I ever do It's like doing a crime and going home and locking it doing and smoking a joint for eight hours sitting there Thinking the cops are gonna break in that's a horrible feeling You get to see fucking life with is when you're sitting that corner listening by the stairs to see if they're coming It's a fucked up experience you think well you clean your brain out of all that shit that you've done That's making you worry about people come to get you all that shit all the shady shit, you know It makes you clean your brain out. How come you've never done the tank? How come you never go in? I don't fit They fit you fit. There's a giant one. They have the guy in Venice can make any size It's a huge door Joey. It's not like you have to Just two places fucking bad. There's two places one is soothing solutions and Burbank. You could go there. That's near you really real close And it's a very nice lady. No, that's why I trip and tape it over there. Yeah, what happens? Let's do it. She's a nice lady. She's very nice. Yeah, let's do it. I'll do it with you guys Let's do this tape it. Let's see what what happened. There we go Yeah, how I feel when I come out of there. I'm taking you guys all Eddie to and Ari to let's let's see how I Fucking up don't start screaming No, we wouldn't if we just all said let's let's all you know have an experience Yeah, yeah, we can advertise that ladies business. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah and the guy in Venice, too Let's advertise him too because his place is the shit. Is it really? Yeah, well that's the shit that guy his he's on another level See everybody else is making these tanks like my old tank the one I gave away, which is excellent I mean, it's better the way better than nothing, you know, it's good. It works good But his are like super thick it's steel and insulated and his like maintain temperature much better and it's much bigger So you have more oxygen inside of it and he actually adds an oxygen pumper, you know An oxygen scrubber so it scrubs oxygen pure oxygen out of the air and pumps it into you. He's just got it down He's oh, he's nuts. Yeah guy at the float float that down. Um, he's crazy, dude But a cool the cool kind of crazy and it's like a mad scientist And he's got this new thing that I tell you about the new thing the video cameras this motherfucker You know what if you don't know about the isolation tank with the isolation tank is it's a tank That was invented by a guy named John Lilly John Lilly was this crazy Psychedelic pioneer from the 60s used to take ketamine and and fucking laying the tank for days like he was nuts He should take acid and this is how he figured out how to make the tank He figured he wanted to figure out a way where he was completely separate from his senses So his brain doesn't have to listen to his body at all And he first he started out with he would be in a tank where he would be upright and the head you would float by The head so basically be you'd be hanging from your chin, which is probably not that comfortable But you get used to it and then you you know the rest of you feels like you're weightless but then he figured out all you have to do is just put a ton of salt in the water and That'll make you buoyant then you can lie on your back and then like half your body's exposed So that's the the new models they all they're all have like minus 800 pounds of salt in 11 inches of water and you lie in it and the water is 93.5 degrees Which is the same temperature as your skin? And so as you lie in it, you don't feel the water anymore and you just dissolve you have no body sensation at all and it's just Pure mind it's just a mind with no connection to any any input So the mind doesn't have any distractions your mind gets to look at your whole life Completely objectively not thinking about your back or your fucking feet smell or you know You're touching the couch or you're hearing what you know sounds and seeing lights It's just pure mind and in that state, that's like one of the rarest states on earth There's a very I mean, it's pretty simple to achieve but if you think about it There's no place like that on earth where you can be separate from your body like literally you don't feel your body It's just your mind, you know, and and you get this threat We all get distracted like it's like having a conversation in front of a giant crowd of people like when you're on stage That's distracting, you know talking to people while people are next to you screaming. That's distracting But we don't realize is life is distracting and sometimes you've got too much Like why do people who have fucked up lives like to have a bunch of shit going on? You know how many dudes you know that complicate their lives on purpose because they got they got some shit going on So they'll just throw I'm starting up a business like the fuck are you talking about? You're starting up a business, man You're a fucking comic you're gonna you're gonna start up a business. It's a but wait. Why is he really starting up a business? He's trying to distract himself with more shit. So he doesn't have to think about his shit, you know, it's like it's a classic Psychological ploy your whole life is a distraction. You don't even realize it Everything you do is constant input coming in you gotta navigate your way through this world It takes away resources takes away resources that your brain has got to get in there Joey Diaz Let's go Burbank next week. I have to fucking break. Listen, you don't do Cuz I you know, I just That's the thing it's one of those things I have you ever been in the tub ever before I think you avoid That kind of like heavy lifting when it comes to like the mind No, you know to me I I have my own kind of relaxing things that I do and it seems like I don't know I guess it's not a necessities so I don't really need to Blow money on something that you know, you know, I'm You a gift certificate was free. I'll do it every day. All right. Well, let's get you on it then we're gonna do that That's gonna be our next video. We're gonna do the isolation tank I'm gonna convert all you guys because I think it's ridiculous that I've been using this thing for seven years and you guys don't yeah I'm sure it's better than the tanning bed. And if you guys It's way better jerk off and if you guys go to if you Google Where to float just that term there will be a website that will pop up from Samari Samari calm Which are very awesome people that made my first tank and their their website has a listing of places where you can rent time in a tank all over the world all different countries all the different places it's available and A lot of people have used it and emailed me about it and said that they found a tank You know like an hour away from their house or something like that. It's a fucking great tool It's a great tool for the mind, you know If you're the type of person that likes to meditate and I think everyone should you know everyone I mean you call it meditate You say meditate you sound like you're full of shit and you're doing yoga with beads on you know, I mean it's um You know, I mean it's like the word meditate has this connotation this this, you know, this fake fake spirituality Connected to you know, it's a term right but the but thinking about your life. It's very important Especially in Boulder they use meditating. Oh motherfucker. I'm saying the words So many sand aware and motherfucker and bolder heart. I tell you what though. They're nice Oh, I don't mind but I would talk to people and you know, I'd be like, you know, they'd say, you know I've got this back injury, you know, I can't go to jujitsu. I go. Oh, that's cool, man You know you okay, you're gonna be alright. He goes. Yeah, I'm going to this healer He's doing a lot of body work on me a lot of positive energy work. Oh my god, you pay for that or do you suck his dick? What the fuck are you talking about? He was like totally straight face. I'm going to a healer, you know He's working on me doing a lot of body work. He's doing always doing body work. Oh, he's healing you with rocks and sand There's a lot of people that make a living doing that man They're like healers They're like push on parts of your head and and claim that they're healing you and but the thing is if you believe them It works it works. That's the crazy thing is like the human body is so fucking powerful, but we don't know how to use it It's like a computer and we don't even have a manual We're just going into the registry and fucking with things and you know We really don't know how it works so you can trick somebody with a placebo and the placebo is a sugar It's just bullshit doesn't do anything But because they think it's medicine their body fixes itself, but nobody knows how to just fix themselves. It's crazy It's like could how come you can't the placebo method? How come you can't just apply that on your own? Why don't you just trick yourself? You can't so then you don't have access to that that you know that pure belief You don't have access to the pure belief You have to be literally you have to be kind of crazy to have access to the pure belief that you can fix yourself with This magic pill that's just sugar It's a fucking mess. Why can't we use it? We got like it's like it's like a hidden part of the operating system You know you have to press like four keys at the same time to get to it. You know it's fucked up, man