#2081 - Tony Hinchcliffe

We up? We're up. What's up dog? Hey you ballin out of control to sold out arena shows for kill Tony New Year's Eve. Let's fucking go and in town Amazing you can do an arena show a 10 minute drive from your apartment. Yeah, dude You're ballin out of control. Look at you son. We're pumped where I'm pajamas to work. I love it. This is a full Jordan sweatsuit. I thought it was This is a full Jordan sweatsuit. I thought it was pajamas. I was like Tony came in all casual with his PJs. There's stuff that I want to wear to do stand up in that I can't do stand up in but during the day. You can do stand up in that. Oh I can't. You 100% good. I've literally put it on and then like right before I leave I go in the black pants on a black hoodie. One of my biggest mistakes ever is like, I get high and then I get dressed. It's a terrible idea. It's a terrible idea. Yeah, I'll be wearing fucking rain coats and shit. Yeah, I have a bunch of, I've been dressing very eccentric during the days lately. It's fun. It's fun, yeah. Why not? Why shouldn't you you're a baller now? Yeah, yeah, then at nighttime I It's the last second I get scared Sorta you still wear that crazy belt buckle. Oh, I wear the belt buckles everywhere I got more someone just sent me a golden pony made of gold that says golden pony and big letters. I've been My homie bones. I that makes all those leather joke books on kill Tony I've been my homie bone side that makes all those leather joke books on Killtony Just showed me one that he's almost finished with which is the alien head of the mothership with the two Killtony guns Crossover, I mean a big one dude. You're gonna fucking love it So now people know that I like bell buckles so they're going out and fucking getting me custom Bell buckles man Cody Garbant gave me a gold chain that his jeweler made. And on one side is my face. And on the other side is my dog's face. Oh, have you worn it yet? No. Let me tell you something. What? I told my wife she has to wear it. [2:01] I go, she goes, I'm gonna wear it with the dog's face. I go, the fuck you are. You wear it. I go, she goes, I'm gonna wear it with the dog face. I go, the fuck you are. You wear it with my face out. Wear it everywhere you go. But if you make sure I that on, when you're chilling at home one day and you're just wearing shorts or something, you throw that chain on, you might never take it off. No, I'm afraid to ignite the Italian in me. Exactly. Yeah. I'm afraid to start wearing gold chains and shit and pinky rings. 100% that's what happens. I don't want to ignite that apart of me. Yeah. I got it. You know, like when Mike Tyson was fat, one of the things that he said, he did want to work out. He goes, I'm afraid to ignite my ego. Because it did ignite his ego. Then he became Mike Tyson again. Like, he goes, I'm afraid to. What was his exact quote when he decided to fight again? He said something like the Gods of War. Yeah, there it is. Ballerist, fuck. Oh, my God. Cody can wear shit like that because he's, you know, he's a cool dude. I'm an old dork. [3:00] I can't be wearing that. Oh, that's a good, pretty cool though. That's a good gateway. I like the Marshall one though. I be wearing that. Oh, that's a good, pretty cool though. That's a good gateway. I like the Marshall one though. I'll wear that. The dog's the best. Golden retrievers are literally the greatest dogs of all time. They're so different than any other dog of every, they're like people. They're so weird. Yeah. It's like they just, they're so tuned in. Like there's all these different things than I say to that dog where he knows exactly what I'm talking about but it's not like sit, give me your paw, it's like hey man you want to watch TV and he just goes running with me into the TV room and he hops up in the couch with me and cuddles with me. Amazing. He's just my friend Mike says they're all love sponges, it's like a love sponge. Yeah. I've been thinking about getting a dog, but everybody's told me not to until I'm done with the road. Yeah, don't. Don't. It's a real problem. You feel bad. You feel bad. Your dog is like getting dog sit or, you know, your friend is over your house and they're probably not paying attention to the dog [4:01] or walking the dog. You know, this dog is the happiest dog that I've ever had, but he's also the dog that I put the most time with. Like we spent a lot of time together. Like I throw the ball form every day. When we lived in California, we ran the hills all the time. It's like we have a relationship. I take him to the studio. He sits in the, he always throws up in the car and last season my car is in the front seat. If you're petting him, he won't throw up. But if he's in the back seat, you can hear it. You're gonna hear it. It's just something about motion. You know, some dogs, they get in a car and that's why they like to stick their head out the window. I think they don't like the motion too. They don't like to, it just feels, why are we moving? Like they don't understand, they're sitting and they're moving. They're probably in their dog brain. It's like, what is this? I got to see my old dog from LA that I haven't seen in like two and a half years or something like that maybe three years. A few weeks ago I did a show in San Diego and my ex came to the show big theater and they [5:10] made it down to the green room and it was like one of those old soldier reunion videos. Oh, it was unbelievable. She never forgets. It was great. Yeah, when a dog really loves you, my oldest daughter has a little chihuahua whip it mix, named Snoop. And whenever I see Snoop, he just runs towards me, like full blast. Like literally knows I'm gonna pick him up. So he kind of like almost launches himself to me. Yeah. He just runs up to me, launches himself to me, and I carry him. He only wants to be carried. Like every once in a while, he wants to give you little kisses on your face. And you want to carry him. Amazing. And he's just so cool. He likes to lie. But he's a little annoying. And then if you watch TV with him, if you're not patting him, he'll par your face. Oh, yeah, he'll start like four. Like, I can't really train him now, but I hate dude, don't fucking do that. [6:06] It's like, then fucking pet me. It's like this thing, you can't just watch a while while on your lap. I'm like, come on, dude, my face like that, come on man. He's like, then pet me, then pet me. And you just gotta keep your hand on him. You can't, you gotta rub him. Second, you stop moving it, pause your face. Oh, keep rubbing me, bitch. Wow. What a life. Dogs have it made. This dog does though. He's just a fucking little love bug. It's funny because little dogs are generally like they're a little weirded out by people sometimes. Not this one. The moment I met him, he just jumped, he jumps to everybody. Everybody's like, you're my friend! Like everyone's my friend! He just has no worries about people not being his best friend. Just runs right up to him. He's not scared of people. Some little dogs are like, just weirded out by people. Yeah, David Lucas, his little puppy is adorable. [7:01] Oh, he's got a little French bulldog. Yeah. Ron had that one that got snatched up. Yeah I found some feathers in my yard the other day and I was worried one of the chickens got got snatched but it's something else some some other bird we have foxes. Yeah what does come out at night? They come out in the morning. I've seen them in the morning. I've seen them at night too, driving, but we've got security camera footage of them. It's pretty cool, because this security camera is very high resolution, so it's good to get this video, this cool looking little animal, and they make a weird noise. You ever heard a fox? Oh God, it's so strange. It's sound like, I don't want to do it. I want to hear it again. I want to hear it again. Because I forgot exactly how it sounds. Like there's so many animal noises I have in my head. We still laugh about the other night a few weeks ago. We were all wasted for some reason doing wolf impressions and mitzies. And then you came and sat down and we were like, Joe show us your wolf impression and you did an actual wolf. We were just howling like morons [8:06] and you sounded like there was a wolf in the distance. Listen to this thing. It's like a scream, it's root. That's it. That's frightening. Yeah, but when you see him, they're so cool looking. Like I wouldn't be sad if you only ate like one of my chickens. Don't eat all my chickens, motherfucker, because then I have to kill you. But you can get one chicken. One stupid chicken. Fuck sounds. Yeah, that's what they sound like. Fuck sounds is the only fox channel I don't watch right, you know what I mean? I have so many animal noises in my head. I watched this video yesterday and you ever heard a cat mimic a bird? No. Okay, watch it really? I mean, I'll be honest, it doesn't sound exactly like a bird, but this does not sound like a cat. Oh, wait a minute, that's it. Oh yeah, it does different animals out here. [9:03] Do you know that I had a bit about that, really? Yeah, yeah, I had a bit about this cat that I used to have that was a big ol' fluffy cat, this cute little cat until it saw something outside, and then it became murderous. And they do this thing when they want to bite, so they're like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh're like, eh. Eh. Eh. It's so weird that you're a beautiful little cat. That was before the JRE. So I didn't know the statistics about cat murder, about, or it wasn't before the podcast, before an episode where we talked about how many fucking birds and mammals get murdered by cats every year. Yeah. Fucking billions, dude. In America, billions of mammals and birds get murdered by cats. Scary animals. I had an angry one when I went to, uh, when I went to college, my brother dead. And I lived with my brother. And there were two cats, hops and misty and hops was cool as fuck jumped up on the [010:01] seal. Like, like, had just jumped all the time, love jumping. And misty was like this angry bitch that would just, it's like, you don't really get used to that. There's something even as a human that's 30, 50 times its size. It's like, ugh. Yeah, you don't wanna fight a cat. Right. The cat was trying to fight, the thing of a rat was trying to fight you. You'd be freaked out. Yeah. Just a little rat. Yeah. Dude, everything can kill you. Yeah. Everything can kill you. That's one of the more exciting things about hunting in like mountain lion territory. Your hackles are always up. The chances of them trying to kill you are very low. The chances of them killing you if they want to are very high. Damn. They're very high. Wow, damn. They're very high. If you get snatched up by a mountain line, you have almost no chance. So for that, you have like a pistol on your side though. Yeah, you should keep a pistol if you're in mountain line territory. If you're in barit territory, you keep a large gun. Not most guys carry rifles, [011:03] but they'll also carry like if they're bow hunting, they'll carry probably a 45 or 10 millimeter, a big gun, a gun with a heavy round and still you're fucked. They're so big. You don't know how big a bear is until you see one in the flesh on the ground in front of you. Yeah, this is one that's, this is somewhere in Europe. I think that's a stag. and this bear is just fucking dragging this 300 pound stag around the way you would drag your luggage. I mean, that's a big animal. It's bigger than 300 pound. I think that might even be an elk. It's either a stag or an elk, but I mean, that's a solid 500 pound animal. Ooh. And that bear is just fucking mallin' it. And it's not even a big bear, that's not a big one. They're really, really, really scary ones and they'll ask it ones. They'll ask it ones are insane. My friend Steve Rinaldo told the story of the podcast as did my friend Remi Warren, who was there as well, [012:01] where they got attacked by an enormous coastal brown bear. It was like 11 feet enormous. It had claimed the elk that they shot. They shot an elk on a hunting trip. Oh, shit. And the way Alaska is, they were on this place called a Fogneck Island, or Fogneck Island, it's insanely dense. And so if you're gonna pack out, if it's like a certain time at night, like say if you shoot the animal and it's like 5 p.m. and it gets dark at 8 p.m. you can't get it out in time. It takes a full day and you can't manage your way through that brush in the dark. It's too dense. You go in a mile, it takes you hours, hours and hours to go a mile. Because it's just so dense, you're just moving through everything. And so they hung this, this elk up and they went, they took some of the meat back with them and then they went back in the morning to pack it out. It's cool. So you don't have to worry about the meat going [013:02] back. They didn't realize when they got there that a bear had already found it. And the bear claimed it. And so they said, let's sit down and eat lunch before we pack out. So a few up before we pack out because the long pack is so they did at that point. They didn't know that there was no idea. So these guys are all planning to carry like a hundred pounds each on their backs. And they're going gonna go miles and miles through this dense shit that's gonna take forever So they're like let's eat so they they're sitting there eating and someone hears something and they turn and they see a Fucking monster of a bear running straight at them in the camp and The bear probably didn't realize there were so many of them and that's maybe the only thing that saved them Because they kind of scattered and one guy this dude they called dirt myth He was actually riding the bears back at one point for like ten yards on top of the bears back And then fell off and the bear ran off and so the bear was in the woods like watching them making noises like woof and [014:03] And so the bear was in the woods, like watching them, making noises, like woofing at them. Like, woofing. Making these noises. And now they got their rifles out, but no one had their rifle out. No one had anything out. They were all just eating sandwiches. Wow, my friend Remy said he had his gun in his bag. Like, you fucking, ah! So let's say you had a gun on your side like Jesus Christ. What do you do? Because that thing ran past them. Right. What if you shot it and it turned around and ran back? Like, is the noise scared them at all? Maybe. Right. Maybe. It depends on where you are. Some of them have never seen a person before. What if you had one of those air horns that's like, baaaaaah. No. No. The No, no, the bear spray doesn't even work all the time. It's just an embarrassing way to die I just we're on in this fucking terry apart. Yeah bear spray doesn't even work all the time Does that spray that to use my friend John? He runs a hunting camp in Alberta The the rivets John and Jen there are some people and [015:01] John had an encounter with a grizzly and he sprayed it. He said the bear didn't even react. He said he just kind of walked right through the spray. I was like, oh fuck. Imagine if that's all you have, is this spray and you're counting on this saving you from the bear and he just fucking, it's like you've ever seen those videos where dudes get tased and they just fucking take it. The cops are tasing the, you know get down get down Like just do the PCP to up or something and you fucking pulls those cords out of them like now what right now what now your cords Yeah ground But I've only seen one grizzly bear in the wild in my life They look at you so different. They look at you so different. We're talking about this on bottom of the barrel the other day They look at you so different. We're talking about this on bottom of the barrel the other day. Cause like a black bear is a different animal. Black bears look at you like, who are you? Are you gonna eat me? Am I gonna eat you? Like what's going on? Like black bears look at grizzly bears look at you like this. Like how fast can you run? Oh God. There's a darkness in their eyes dude. That just it's that's a predator with no that's the apex [016:08] They're not scared of nobody other than bigger bears, right? It's all they're scared of the one I saw man He won't even that big like a six foot bear like a younger bear Maybe seven foot maybe not not that big the big ones when you get like 10 11 feet Maybe not that big. The big ones when you get like 10, 11 feet. Oh my god dude. They're just massive killing machines and they're so durable. That's the thing about them. It's so crazy. When you watch them fight, they beat the fuck out of each other and they don't even see them have marks on them. They're biting the shit out of each other's necks. Although there is one that I saw recently where it looked like the bear got the other bear in the guts and he just made a giant gash in his stomach and they were going to war like on the side of this one person's filming them in the woods. So if that thing's coming after you man, you're a frame like we're talking about a cat. [017:04] That's what that is. It's like the same kind of thing. It's a wild animal, just much bigger. Like your brain is not even going to correctly compute how much stronger they are than you. It's an impossible number. That's crazy. And if you've ever seen them run, they can run faster than people can run. Yeah, so these two dudes, these two dudes are going out each other. And if you've ever seen them run, they can run fast so then people can run. Yeah, so these two dudes, these two dudes going at each other. Like if that's coming after you, man, these are a thousand pounds. They're just biting the shit out of each other. They're trying to tell the other one, get the fuck out of each other. They're trying to tell the other one get the fuck out of here. This is all my food. These are all my ladies. Get out of here. Bro, imagine you're in the woods. You stumble upon that. That one's pretty dominant there on the right. Yeah. That's a bigger, bigger bear. I think the young one is, uh, [018:04] yeah, these bears don't know, you jits. There's no benefit in bottom position. Real? No, there's no benefit in bottom position in bear fighting. Right. No. No, they don't have submissions, but they do have some little hip moves, little hip escapes, and they do position themselves to hold you down. Seems like they've got some experience. Let's do side control. You know, they're like biting the neck and holding them down like this. Rrr. If you're a bear and you're on the bottom, you're in a bad spot. There's no Charles Olivera's of the bear world. Right. There's no Paul Craig's of the bear world. There's a bit of judo. They use the other ones that are was watching a funny clip earlier. Shepel said that Prince judoed him. You see this? Because Prince took the picture of Dave Shepel playing Prince serving pancakes. He took that picture and put it on an album cover before he passed away and made that the cover to one of his last albums. [019:04] And Shepel said he judoed me and Jimmy found oh this is it yeah this is great sing up makes me so happy that that happened that's the thing is so happy as the Prince judo move right there yeah watch this well no it's like you know you make fun of Prince in a sketch and he'll just use you in his album this is your own You know you make fun of prints in a sketch and he'll just use you in his Those fucking sketches back in the day were so impactful his His show's the best show that's ever existed. The best comedy sketch show. No, it was only two seasons. Yeah. Which is so crazy. That and in living color. People sleep on in living color. In living color was wild. [020:01] I remember I was playing pool once with my friend John. And I had no idea of the sketches. I didn't understand. I think it was like a super bowl thing Like did they do one where the half time they had an in living color? Something like that they did right so that was the first time I'd watched it at the pool hall And I was like oh my god this dude is doing fire fire Marshall bill Jim Carrey's doing I was like this is crazy This is the craziest show ever dude. Dude, that shit fucking raised me. I mean, all of it. Bro, handyman? Yup. He had a mentally handicapped superhero. Jesus Christ, he was called handyman. Oh, so funny. Dude, I tell everybody, people forgot how good Damon Wayns is. They forgot for whatever reason because he decided to become a TV star and a movie star. Dude, when that guy was doing stand-up, he was like, ship hell level. He was, he was at his time. He was the guy that I admired the most, like in his prime. Because he was in his prime when I [021:02] was just starting to get to LA. Dude, he was so good. His standup was so good. They were all a bunch of store guys. Like Jim Carey was young on this. Well, Damon always hung out on the store. Yeah. He would hang out at the store and create comedy like on stage. He would just start, he didn't worry at all about silence about dead spaces He was using it the way myths he wanted people to use it like as a lab to create stuff and Damon films all the sets so he has a Tape recorder like a camera in the back he films all the sets's had all the sets since the 90s, he's been doing that. Wow. He just got that TV money baby. Yeah. The TV money came rolling in and it's like, I can just hang out at the house. I'm saying, Ken Asim. Sam Kiddison in living color. I got to Jamie Foxx. I'm gonna ask him to share. [022:01] That's right No, that's okay. It was a great show, man So those are in, in my opinion, those are two greatest sketch shows. Oh, yeah. The cast on that's absolutely insane. You're thinking about cast, just the fucking fly girls is Jennifer Lopez. What? She's like one of the dancing girls. What kind of a cast do you have? Doesn't sing, doesn't say anything. Jennifer Lopez who, like, how much talent do they have on that fucking show? Yeah. that they have on that fucking show. And Keenan was a great fucking talk show host too. Keenan made some great movies, and he was great on the Keenan every way in show. He was fun man. Fire Marshal Bill was based off of the actual West Hollywood Fire Marshal. Yeah, he got burnt up. Yeah, it was like an electrical thing right? Yeah, so Jim Carrey was trying to like come up [023:03] with characters while sitting in the phones you're in the comedy. So it's like a legendary thing that you hear about at least back when I got hired as a phones guy there. Because in the hallway, that straight down the hallway, there was this old fire hose that at the time, it's gone now, I'm positive. But at the time, it looked like it hadn't been changed in fucking 40 years. Like it would never work. It was like dried up old hose wrapped up. And you get told the story that Jim Carrey was sitting at that desk facing down that hallway, tapping the pencil on his head, trying to come up with more character ideas. And it's burnt up half a hair, cross side, fucking missing his top lip scars all over. One eye closed guy came in checking everything in the electrical sockets and putting butter knives in such a shit. Jim Carrey's just sitting there right at all damn. Oh my god. Oh God the the store was such a fun place for like chaos and misfits. Oh yeah. It [024:02] was we used to always say like we're in the back park some skits, a frantic person would come back there. We were like, this place is like a magnet. Yeah. It's a magnet for insane people. Yep. It really is. Like, all across the board. Like, the original talent coordinator of the comedy store, when he got fired and then Duncan became the talent coordinator, I'm like, who the fuck is this guy? Yeah. When I first started talking to Duncan, we became friends from conversations we'd have over the phone. Cause I'd call him like, Hey man, did you hear this Romtoss thing? Like you said, yeah. Yeah. We'd start talking about wild shit. Dude, he's a fucking genius, bro. I messaged him yesterday, cause Lil hobo was a guest on Kiltoni and it was so So funny. I loved it a lot of people a lot of the fans hated it because they didn't like little hobo's voice But like I don't care. Yeah, but that's reading comments right exactly. Well, no I give my reports from the producers, but yeah, basically. Yeah, they told me that they read the comments exactly [025:03] Don't read the comments. But anyway, but I loved it so much. I don't give a fuck what the masses say. So I asked Duncan, I go, and this is like a leak of information, but I don't care. I asked Duncan yesterday, I go, hey, I want little hobo to make a video that's gonna air during the arena. Like he's taking over the show for a second. Can we come over and shoot just a quick hour shoot? Any time this week, you name it, we'll show up. He goes, Lil Hobo's agent is with CAAs and he's even Lee but Whits. He's been a real, Lil Hobo's been a real diva lately. And he started sending me AI songs that he can make in like two minutes about how I'm not gonna do this and I'm bigger than everything. He just sent me one. He just sent me some AI songs. Oh, they're all... I didn't even listen to it. He should be listening to it here. Yeah. He sent me like seven songs. He's like Lil Hobos making an album so he's probably not gonna want to work with you. He goes, he goes, he goes complaining the other day that you stole his idea for a variety show. All these texts. [026:08] Okay, the healthy lifestyle. You said, uh, dude, I found an AI, um, uh, that instantly makes songs about anything you want and made this in less than a minute. Yeah. It's a well He's a leader A motor fighter, a true inspiration Always preaching about health, no exaggeration He wakes up every morning His legion real hard Lift a wake, running miles He's a health rock star But it's not just about the physical Now it's more than that He promotes eating, cleaning, out of food You body fat David Lucas showing a 180 oh [027:03] He's about 480 right David Lucas made a 180. Oh, he's about to be made a 180 right now. But imagine if he made a 180. It'd be great. I hope so. I love it. I'd love a story like that. I mean, I get to make fun of all the extra skin hanging off of his body. He would think the jokes would end. They would just begin. Yeah, he would have to have an operation. Yeah, that's a heavy operation too. Your skin is an organ. People don't like to think about it that way, but if your organ has to get caught open and pieced back together, that's real shit. That's real shit. And you run the risk of infection. And infections can fucking kill you, man. Like you shouldn't take that kind of surgery lightly. One guy apparently avoided that. And this is like, I don't know if he's like, see people have different genetics apparently when it comes to skin which is why some women get crazy stretch marks and some women don't. You know, some dudes, they get real fat and then they lose the weight and then they look [028:04] great and ripped and other dudes have all this like weird extra skin Even guys that don't lose too much weight if you lose like a hundred pounds or fifty pounds like some guys have like crazy extra skin Like dudes that I know and other guys just like you don't look like you're ever fat. This is crazy So this dude apparently went on a water fast for 365 days he was really fat and he just had IV vitamins and water. First of all, what kind of discipline? How do you have the kind of discipline to do that? He went from 382 days, excuse me, without eating. Okay. In 1965, 27-year-old Angus, he fasted for one year and 17 days, ate no food at all, and lost 125 kilograms, which is 19.7 stone. Oh, no, everyone knows what that is. Yeah, I have no idea. One 25 kilograms is like, I think it's 2.2, so that would be [029:05] So that would be two 300 pounds. What is that way? What is 125 kilograms of pounds? Two pounds, I think that'd be like two, seven, two, seven. Two, seven, two, seven. Two, seven, two, seven. Okay, so he lost that much. So he lost 270 pounds. Jesus Christ. He weighed like four, eight years, something like that. Okay, Angus reportedly sick of being obese. So he checked into the University Department of Medicine at the Royal Infirmary of Dundee. He weighed 207 kilograms. So that's 440? 450? What is 207 kilograms? Roughly that. 450? He told the hospital staff he was ready to cut out food altogether. So doctors happily agreed to monitor his progress. Also he did it with the doctors. He's like, I don't want to eat anymore. Wow, that's crazy. They didn't expect the fast to last long, but they thought that a short fast would help him to lose some weight. To compensate for his lack of nutrients, he was prescribed multi-vitamins to take regularly, including potassium and sodium as well as yeast. As days turned to weeks, Angus's persistence increased [030:10] the Scott wanted to teach his reach, his reported ideal weight of 180 pounds. Wow. So he kept going much to his doctor's surprise. Angus would attend hospital visits frequently and often stay overnight. He received regular blood tests, all which revealed his body was remarkably functioning just fine. As weeks turned into months, he compensated for his lack of food by drinking more black tea, black coffee, and sparkling water, all which are calorie free. His body began to adapt to the lack of food by burning its own fat stores for energy. For the last eight months, angst's blood glucose levels were consistently very low. Two millimole per liter, but Scott did not suffer any adverse effects as a result. In the final few months, he began to have a pinch of sugar or milk in his tea and coffee. For those wondering, he went to the toilet every 40 to 50 days. [031:00] He shit every 50 days. What is he shitting? Yeah. If you don't eat for 150 days, what are you shitting? Angus eventually called it quits after 3 and an 82 days, having finally reached his dream weight of 180 pounds. Wow. According to Chicago Tribune Report, he had forgotten the taste of food before his first meal after the fast. He ate a boiled egg with a slice of bread and butter for his first breakfast, telling reporters, I thoroughly enjoyed my egg and I feel very full. Wow. Yeah, that's weird. I just wonder what happened to him after that if he kept it off. If he said he died or five years later, he was 192. He died. Hold. Oh, he remained at a comfortable weight five years later he was 192 he died Oh, oh, he remained at a comfortable weight five years later. Oh, 196 So he only gained 16 pounds from eating. That's pretty amazing. It's weird that they switched the pounds there at the end Yeah, it is weird. Yeah, is that an English article? [032:00] What's the article diabetes.co.uk? Yeah, you're okay. They're weird over there. They spelled tires of the Y. Like, what are you doing? Can we agree, isn't this the English language? Yeah. We invented tires, bitch. We did. America? Henry Ford. Really? I don't know. I think we did. I think we did. Good rich. Well, Henry Ford invented the car, but I feel like there was a French guy that came along before Henry Ford that invented the internal combustion engine, is that correct? Like who invented the internal, who invented the very first automobile? Ford was the first to manufacture it. Yeah, he just fixed the assembly line. Right. Who invented? I know in Akron, Ohio, they mastered the tire. They're still kicking them out there. That's the big good year factory. Yeah. Yeah. Be it good rich. You know, four people popped up. [033:00] You know, it's really weird about tires. They haven't figured out a way to not have them be filled with air and Have them perform as good as the ones that are filled with air It's a stupid thing First commercially successful internal combustion engines created by say that guy's name it's in you know Or on 1860 is that in France is that the French guy? I guess have four people's names pop dog. Oh different guys who made it I'm guessing the guy with the last name auto probably did I like that guys name. Yeah, just cuz I can't say it 1860 okay first modern internal combustion engine known as the auto engines Kated 1876 so one guy and created it and the other guy was like I could do it better and then he made it better Which is what always happens internal combustion engines usually refers to it You know, it's like that's just what always happens You know engine was invented by Rudolph diesel. Oh, that's a good name for it. Oh no shit. Yeah diesel [034:01] I'm gonna have Shaq knows that You think it changes name He's got so many nicknames Shaq knows that. You think he changed his name? He's got so many nicknames. Shaq? Yeah. Yeah. He's actually really good at making him up too. Yeah, Shaq is the fucking man. Yeah. You ever want to feel tiny, shake that dude's hand. He's like shaking a person, like a whole person instead of a hand. He's so big. It's insane. He's so big. It's insane. He's so big. The rock was huge too. Yeah. How far was it to work out with the rock? I called Tony Hinchcliffe at like 10 o'clock in the morning. I'm like, what are you doing? It's crazy. You want to work out with the rock? I was so hungover. It was hilarious. I remember, I was still on my side when I took the call. Because your call because your phone rings a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll my gosh shit what is this gonna be like yo he's like you want to work out with the rock I'm like yes it's like up I really feel like sometimes that we're not really doing this dude it's so funny you mentioned that literally last night in the [035:02] fucking green room of the mother ship I I go, I'm talking to Hank, big Hank is sitting there because he's a big sopranos fan and I go, dude, I did this podcast with the kids from the sopranos a few days ago and it was like we grew up together. It was like we're brothers and sisters because we are all the same age and I kind of lived very different but kind of the same way was living vicariously that type of life but different, but kind of the same way was living vicariously, that type of life, but different, but with them growing up, it was a show that I could relate to. And I go, I think I'm like running out of like cool things to manifest, like I can't, I don't even know what's left for me. And right then, Brigham brings in some guy who I don't recognize immediately and I shake his hand and I'm like, damn, man, look at you. I feel like you've killed a lot of people. There's something like that I said. It was just being goofy. And Brigham goes, you know Ray and I realize it's Ray Mysterio Jr. One of the greatest wrestlers of all time who I've been watching for three fucking decades. Multi-time heavyweight champion, and he's famously the small guy. [036:07] So for me and Matt Edgar and every fucking guy just under 40 that wasn't huge or like physically gifted, he was one of our guys. I mean, that's who you like cheered for. He was known as the giant killer because he would beat the big guys. He beat guys that were seven feet tall. He would shop them doing little guy shit And I didn't even recognize them at first in my day There were two guys that I really loved the number one guy was Jimmy super flies No, fuck yeah, oh I remember super fly would get on that top rope. Yeah, I mean would do this Yeah, I mean fucking fly off and body, like what is that called when you land on someone? That's technically a full body press. Full body press? Yeah, actually the full body press is when you lift them over your head and do that, which you would also do. So when you throw yourself in a splash. A splash. So that was Jimmy Superfly, Snooka Moose. [037:02] Yeah. When he would get on the top row, where would he go crazy? Oh yeah. And the other guy was Bob Backland. Yeah. And the reason why I like Bob Backland, I'm like, I bet Bob Backland fuck all these dudes up. Cause I understood technique. Yeah. I was like, no, no, no, that's a real wrestler. Like, look how so insane. How bad is that for your knees and your back and your brain? Besides him, he was fucking huge too. Yeah. But get some Bob Backland. Show me some Bob Backland. Oh man, I hate it. Bob Backland was a legit wrestler. I, he played his role so perfectly because I hated him when I was a kid. I was part of that last regime where he was still there when I was like three four five six and Hogan was just about to beat him and start like taking over But he was just this old boring with his blue tights and blue knee pads, right and like like shoes Yeah, I'm just like who is this guy? Yeah, it wasn't my thing as a kid. I needed something larger than life [038:03] No, I like that dude who looks like a regular athlete like this guy. Oh yeah, that's the same way. I remember seeing him, but I remember seeing him. And like right away I'm like, oh that's a real wrestler. That guy's gonna fuck that dude up. That's a real wrestler. Yeah. If you know wrestling, like that's what a fucking killer's built like Okay, like sluger looking at this guy like what the fuck killers and never built like that Except for Brock Brock is the only guy who's like a killer well even Even Alexander Karellen who's the great he wasn't built like a body builder. What is that move? It's a nonsense fucking nonsense is nonsense yeah oh the old you mentioned that working in a fight and everybody just going oh this is happening but how about that move why doesn't anybody do that in a fight the old sunset flip oh I know all the [039:01] names of these stupid moves by the way however I do not know these so in a chainy he gets off I can't believe that this is such bullshit. I'm out of here, but he's gotta make the 10. Oh, man He's gotta make the 10 count. He's got to turn it around Glorious haircut. He's got my god If I had hair I'd grow like that. I'd full-fee over on it. Fuck yeah. Absolutely. Oh. God, man, you wanna be so mad? Show me some Bob Backland in his prime. Yeah. Cause that was a video that was pulled up was 1980 and it was a video of him in Hulk Hogan, which this is not the Hulk Hogan I know. Comes out in this giant cape. Oh yeah, this is pretty, everybody's a star. Oh, Cogin's the fucking man. Oh yeah. How cool was it hanging out with that guy? Well, so what's interesting is after hanging out with him and the rock, it's really interesting to see how blatant his spinal injury is, because you can see after hanging out with the rock, [040:02] the four or five inches that Hogan lost, because like I showed you, when we were in here with Hogan, they're face off where they're truly eye to eye is legendary. Well, I'm mad how they're not. I'm at Hulk when he was at full height. Oh, okay. I'm at him outside of a cigar bar in Beverly Hills in like the 90s, some like that. It was early on. I'd only been in Hollywood for a couple of years. And I remember going, Jesus Christ, he was so big. And then the next time I met him, did you ever see that UFC thing I did with him? No. I did you guys do. Find that Joe Rogan interviews Hulk Hogan for UFC. It was when the UFC, like Spike TV had wrestling on. And so Hulk Hogan came to do a promo with me and him. And I got to interview him. Wow. Oh, dude, I went full pro wrestling. Really? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Let me see it. Oh, fuck. You didn't mention this to me. All the arguments we used to have about pro wrestling. [041:01] I went full pro wrestling. I was in on it. I was, yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta watch, watch how I do it. Oh my God. I was like, there's no other way to handle this. I'm dealing with fucking Hoke Mania running wild. Fuck yeah. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? When are you gonna do? When are you gonna do? When are you gonna do? sports and entertainment huge personality the one and only Hulk Logan. Welcome, board, sir. How are you? Thank you, my brother. You know to be here with Joe Mania. Dana White doesn't get any better than this brother. These guys are going to war out here. It's unbelievable. Now you've been to some MMA fights before. You are UFC fan. Only huge fan, my brother. I sure am. Now I understand that you have recently announced a partnership with TNA wrestling and it's president Dixie Carter and you're going to be moving despite TV. We're going to see some Hulkomania on Spike TV. Tell us more about that. Well you know brother tonight I got a ton of energy and I'm partners with Spike. [042:01] I'm partners with Dixie Carter. I'm partners with TNA and we just got the green right, brother. On January 4th, TNA impact, we're going wide open. We're going head on head, we're going to battle with a WWE Monday night. On January 4th, Hulk Hogan and TNA, we're coming after everybody. We're coming after everybody. Now I understand that you recently released a book book you've done a wrestling tour in Australia When are we gonna see Hulk Hogan wrestle in TNA? Well brother, I'm going January 4th like I said Monday night We're going to war TNA impact, but you never know. I'm going over there to take over the main acts are coming All the TNA stars are gonna be there and you never know when the old man with the yellow boots might just step in that ring brother Hulk Hogan is coming back ladies and gentlemen TNA wrestling live on spy TV hugs here for the fights You know you want to watch them on TV? What you gonna do brother? That's the good question [043:03] That's the good question. Thank you very much sir. Oh, love that. That's amazing. You led that interview well too. Those were some short answers from him up front. Right back to it. That was good. Yeah, those are always weird. Yeah, I'm a fan. Yeah, the weird Spike TV interviews. Yeah. I did one with Sylvester Stallone once too. It was good. It's an interesting position that you make look easy interviewing those guys after fights, interviewing people with these huge person. Look at them. See what I'm saying? They're eye to eye and there's no desantis boots in this by the way. They're actually that height back in the day. Look at that. Yeah, a whole gloss like four inches. And meanwhile, when we were working out with the rock, it was literally like, oh, it was crazy. He's built like he's gigantic. He looks like a superhero in a movie all the time. All the time. Yeah, just when he walks in, you look at him like, I'm gonna give a little behind the scenes here. [044:03] I was in a sauna at 185 degrees, sitting in between the rock and Joe Rogan. So for those of you that grew up without a father, you still have a chance at everybody. So many laps in that Asana across from Shane and Asana. I thought it was really cool too that we decided, like, we don't want to film this. Let's just have fun. Yeah, and I thought it was really cool too that we decided like we don't film this Let's just have fun. Yeah, let's just have fun. Oh, I know he films last stuff for social media I go let's just let's just what he goes. I love it He's like yeah, let's just hang out and it was so cool. It was really fun. Yeah, it was fun And you let me like dictate the whole workout. I had a whole workout planned out. Yeah, like let's just Let's have having fun. Yeah. We did a real fucking workout. Oh yeah. Yeah, it was real. I was sore. Everyone was sore for a week after that. Yeah, we did the Tabatas on the back at the end. Yeah. It was fun. And then the rock did three minutes of the cold punch. First time we had ever been in a cold punch. Yeah. Which is very impressive. Yeah. It's my first time. Yeah, what the fuck and I did three minutes ten seconds only because I knew I could do longer than the rock and a song and have bragging rights in the sauna for 20 minutes [045:09] You gotta be in the sauna with Brian Simpson. He's always looking for a way to get out. Oh, I forgot my socks Your socks you don't need your socks Brian is always got some fucking new reason to get out of sauna Brian is always got some fucking new reason to get out of the sauna. He's so funny dude. He's got sneeze. He is so funny with all that shit. He got in the other day with his shirt with his workout clothes on. I go, you're gonna sit in the sauna with your clothes on and he goes, you have to probably take him off. And then he gets out and I go, and I told him at the end, we were like, you got to stay in extra 30 seconds, bro. Yeah, this is bullshit. You keep leaving. He's a slide off. He knows exactly what he's doing. I caught him sneaking a cookie the other day on about 80 bees back in the green room. I've been eating clean, but four days, no carbs. When I walk in, he's just got a cookie. You're just a game-keeping. It's so funny to keep an eye on. [046:06] Cause I love it. You know, I like, I know my vices, right? I know I smoked too many cigarettes. I know I drink too much coffee. Whatever they may be, right? I have a couple drinks every night. But he's funny cause it's like, and I love those people. David Lucas, exactly the same thing. You know what I mean? It's like 35 pounds. Every time. Moving the green from the other end. I go, how do you know? I go, do you have a fucking supermarket scale at your house? The fuck are you talking about? My scale didn't go that hard. It's no way you know how much you weigh. You're not investing in that kind of property, that kind of machinery. Oh, god, it feels like. Regular scale goes to 300 pounds. Right. Yeah, no, Joey is talking about that. I can't get on a fucking regular scale, Joe Rogan. It's time to lose weight. When he first got on Weight Watchers, Joey was like, fucking regular scales don't work. Yeah, we were doing Fat People weigh-ins live on Kiltoni, at one point. And we have a scale now that goes up to four, [047:05] but it's very hard to find. It's very rare. These are like rare. And that ain't gonna work either. Right. Like what for Alfie Mega got on it. Right. You know, someone's bigger than that. You need like a supermarket scale. Yeah. He puts sides of beef on it and shit. Yeah. Did you see those, there's like these five or four fitness influencers that are like not fitness influencers body positive influencers that are telling people like, you know, you could be as fat as you want. They're all dead. They all died like within Blair Blair White has here. I'll send a to you. Blair White has this clip. It's fucking it's it's mean, but it's also hilarious, because it's just like, oh God. Like yeah, it's not good to be that big, kids. Just not, no matter what anybody tells you, if you have a fat doctor, no matter who it is, that's just a massive strain on your body that you really don't need. [048:00] You shouldn't have. It's not something that's normal. It's something that's insane. It's something that's insane. It's something that's only existed with human beings over the last 50, 60 years. People were never that big. Jesus Christ. I was at a Starbucks at the airport this weekend in Florida and one of the bracelets was double masked. And I could just see the top of her head because she was like behind the espresso machine. And it looked like a thick head and then she, and I'm like, cause you know, I'm intrigued by the entire thing. I see a double mask, I'm like, what's going on here? And then she moved away for a second to go grab another cup and she was huge, hugely massively obese. And I'm like, oh, okay. All right, so. You find it? Yeah, there it is. Thank you. Double mask and I'm like, oh, okay. All right, so. You find it? Yeah, there it is. Thank you. Double mask, but unhealthy as fuck. But the Instagram one is funny because it's like, he's dead. She's dead. They're dead. I'm trying to find it. I swear I saved it. [049:02] I love that you can save things on Instagram because Tom Segur and I have this thing we do every day. We send each other the worst shit we find. It's a real problem because like neither one of us is gonna tap out and everyone is trying to find like the most fucked up things. Instagram is they're they're showing you some of the most fucked up things. Instagram is they're showing you some of the most fucking insane things. Oh yeah. They're showing you so many insane things. I love it. Murder's car accidents. People getting crushed at construction sites like god damn yeah. There's so much here it is. I found it, Jamie. They are, they're on a whole new level. But I understand how it's getting through. Like they must know that all that stuff is being shared, but they must also know that they're getting so many clicks from that that they have to allow it to stay on. [050:00] They have to. They must know. It's being shared like crazy. Oh, I'm Tom and I are like every day dude. Yeah, me and Adam, me and Yoni. I have a ton of them. I mean, Shane, Shane's a fun one. Anything that- I've got a big for Luke. He's dead. Join me on my that positive radio show, which didn't last long because she died. Just because I'm fine, that doesn't invalidate the things that I say. She died. You ready to get super sized? She died too. They have got the big proof. Yeah, that's it. He's dead. I love it. It's a real people need to see that. It's one of the worst things. Being overweight is one of the worst things for you. It's a constant people need to see that. It's one of the worst things. Being overweight is one of the worst things for you hell. It's a constant tax on your body. If we're all born with the same size heart and you have to lug around all that shit and other people don't, it's pretty blatant. Also, if you lose the weight, you'll have amazing leg muscles. I was saying that to Stavros, he showed me his calves. Stavros' calves are like watermelons. They're giant. He's got calves on those cows. [051:06] Yeah. He's a big boy. Yeah, he's a big fella. Sweat. If you're carrying around that much extra weight, like boy, if you lost the weight, it'd be so fit. He'd be so strong. You get into moiety. Be fucking people up. He's into padtye. You can't help yourself. It's always there. That's so quick. Oh man, we just taped a bunch of episodes of Kill Tony so that we could take a few weeks off after these arenas and so I'm in like, zip, zip, zip, full on, mo. Did you two last night? Yeah, two last night and two the night before, some epic moments. Perhaps one of the greatest, and this is me, tuning my own horn, but one of my greatest interviews ever with a big trans comedian, like a hefty, looks like a hundred percent, like just like a big woman steps up and goes, hey, so here we go. [052:03] And like the whole room has its attention. Where at first we were on. Funny? Okay. Very new, very, very, very new. But I will say this is rolled with everything. It's an epic interview because I'm going pretty hard because she's laughing at everything. And I find it to be like, okay, we have this. And everybody wanted it and everybody needed it and it makes her look good and everyone won. But there was a part where I literally go. So I gotta ask and this might be disrespectful. What direction are we going here? What did you start as and what are you going for? I know your trans, but like, I don't even know. Are you a pointed girl, a pointed boy? And she's laughing too. Cause it's like, she knows what's up. I'm sure you're aware of this. But that lady got arrested, who was on your show saying that she stormed the Capitol. Yeah. The feds came and got her. They're like, oh yeah? I found out about this last night in the middle of a show, but didn and even have time to think about it or read the articles. Yeah, they're going hard after people that went into the Capitol. [053:07] Red band mentioned that it may have been because of our show. It is because of your show. Really? Yes. Yeah, that's how the fans are watching the show. Oh my. Shout out to the FBI. That's what I got I was in there. I wouldn't go there. I'm not into that. It's not my thing. Damn, that's wild. Oh man, I got her in, well she got her in trouble. Yeah, it's not good to brag about breaking into the fucking capital. I was first wave up the stairs, she sat, shouted microphone January 6th video, footage shows. I took a little pepper spray. I didn't think I'd ever be sprayed by cops in my own country. I support the police. The rest warrant says the FBI confirmed the couple's identity through cell phone and credit card records, flight and hotel bookings and physical surveillance of their sanny and ass omnisphere failed their homes. And June Jones defended her actions while speaking at a comedy show in Austin. Jones said she did not do anything that she thought was illegal, [054:05] she only entered a public section of the building, not a private office or any other restricted area. I've been to the Capitol multiple times, there's never been any reason not to go in. Well, that's just dumb. That's just being dumb. If you see a mob storming into the Capitol, like don't go in there. Don't go in there.'t go in there because didn't there arrest people that didn't go in I think so yeah well they put that one dude in jail from info wars what is his name Owen Owen some I forget how to pronounce his last name but he I think he went to jail for like seven months and he was never even there what did he go to jail for? Two months. Was he sentenced for seven months? Or was it 70 days? The executors said he, quote, helped create by spewing violent rhetoric and spreading basis claims of election fraud hundreds of thousands of viewers. Wow. Plug guilty to illegally entering a restricted area. [055:01] What area is that? So did he go into the capital? He didn't enter the capital but he let him march to the building and let rioters and chance. Yeah. He's among only a few people charged in the riot who neither went inside the building nor were accused of engaging in violence or destruction. He is where he fucked up. Should have joined the FBI first. If he joined the FBI and then did that, they'd be like, good job. You got everybody to go in there. Oh, crazy. I don't know what's gonna happen next. The reason why I didn't get to read about that article is because when I checked the news right before bad after a long night last night, all I could see was that Colorado voted to have Trump off the ballot. There's so much wild shit going on. That there and I rarely am like oh no with the news but that one there scares me. The guy that did X Machina just did a new movie called Civil War. Let's come out. That's exactly what I pictured. Let's play the trailer because it looks dope. And that ex-marketed guy, what is his name, Jamie? [056:08] Alex Garland, he's the shit. That ex-marketed is one of my all-time favorite movies. That movie gives me the creeps every time I watch it. Because I'm gonna like, if I was that guy and that robot was talking to me, I'd get seduced too. She's so hot. She's so hot and she knows that it bulls strings. The United States Army ramps up activity. The White House issued warnings to the Western forces as well as the Florida Alliance. The President of the President of the Shurse the Uprising will be dealt with swiftly. Let me know if you want to try anything on. I think that's a way where there's like a pretty huge civil war going on all across America. We just try to stay out with what we see on the news seems like it's heard the bus. Citizens of America, the so-called Western forces of Texas and California have suffered a very great defeat at the hands of the United States military. [057:10] Mr. President, do you regret the use of airstrikes against American citizens? They're moving to the scene today. You need to go down there. They shoot journalists on the side in the capital. Every instinct in me says this is death. Blood it. Every time I survived the war song, I thought I was sending a warning home. Don't do that. But here we are. There's some kind of misalistant in here. What? We American. Okay. Okay. What kind of American are you? You don't know. Yeah, bro. [058:00] This can really happen. You tell me that dude who said what kind of American are you? Tell me he doesn't have a Trump flag on his truck. What are you doing? Those are the people with the guns. You're picking a fight with them. If you really think, if they really think rather, that you're trying to steal the government, they really think you're trying to subvert democracy by using the 14th Amendment which is insurrection which I believe, check this, make sure this is correct, I believe they created that amendment because of the Civil War and I believe they created that amendment to keep people that fought against the Union Army from holding elected office. I'm pretty sure that's what it was. Former office officers of the Union Army from holding elected office. I'm pretty sure that's what it was. Former office officers of the Confederate Army. I think anybody who's in the Confederate Army, I think anybody who's in the insurrection, like say if you, I think even if you are a soldier, I think it was to stop that. Yeah, which is why, meanwhile, it's a legal term. [059:03] Again, I don't know if you know this, but I'm not a legal term. Again, I don't know if you know this, but I'm not a legal scholar. Right. All right. I think the term is very specific, like what it means. So Trump has neither been indicted nor convicted for insurrection. But if you're pulling him off the ballot for insurrection, And crazy. And again, it's like, of course, every other state with a democratic or liberal leaning Supreme Court is going to follow this lead. They don't want to be behind Colorado. They're going to go, we have to show that show America that we're more, we're more a woke than we're more aware than Colorado. Let's get let's do this. If that happens, that's a very scary thing. That's very scary because regardless of what you think about Trump as a personality and this air quotes threat to democracy, what is democracy? [1:0:01] If it's not people having the ability to choose an elected leader, what is democracy? Like, what are you saying? Threat to what? If you are literally subverting democracy because you think someone's a threat to democracy, you're a threat to democracy. Just by what you're doing. Just because people believe that this one person is absolutely the right that's a whole reason why people have elections. One case, one group has to make a case that they would be better leaders and they have a better plan. They have a better path forward for America. If you think they're wrong, the whole idea of democracy is you're supposed to have a better case. That's what the debates are for. That's what the campaign trail is for. When they stand in front of the people, and they tell the people, when I become president, I will fix this, and I will fix that, and everybody goes, yeah, that's what they're doing. Now, if you're saying that they can't do that, [1:1:00] that's a threat to democracy. If you're saying they can't state their case if you're can't saying they can't they literally can't be on the ballot right because it's insane yeah and it's four out of four out of seven chose that four said yes three said no it's correct three or two three said yes two said no it was four to three four to three so four said four said yes three said no check an article the BBC put out Was it say it's For now this only is for the state's primary election It's gonna probably be held up in court for appeals past the deadline, which is January 4th so It might not matter Why would it not matter because it's it's gonna have it wouldn't affect his ability to be on the primary ballot according to what this is saying. If it doesn't go in effect until January 4th, and then it's held up in court because of an appeal, then they can't block them from being on that ballot. It's also not for the presidential ballot, which is an event. One thing, if there was no allegations of criminal activity from the current president, you know, if the [1:2:08] current president is someone like Barack Obama, you know, who is way better president and by everyone's account, the way it holds, whether or not you believe his policies, whether or not you think that he did a good job with whatever, with drone attacks and, you know, whistleblowers, all the things that he said he was going to do that he didn't do if that but put that aside just as a spokesperson just as a representative of the country a guy smarter than us who's out there speaks measured and calm a real statesman but you don't even have that like you got this guy who's dead shell of an old seashell. And on top of that, there's a bunch of shit that he's involved with that looks super sketchy. A bunch. Oh yeah. A bunch of things. Oh yeah. There's so many business dealings. The money that we've given to Ukraine is just crazy. [1:3:01] And we weren't really hearing of Ukraine until before he was president, his son's dealings with Ukraine. And then all this stuff with Ukraine starts happening. And they get hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of billions of dollars. I think it's over 100 billion. But here's a question, because someone was, they were just talking about this today. Are we really funding a portion of their government? Are we funding our, as American taxpayers, I think what this person was saying was that we are funding a percentage of their schools, their elected officials, we're funding a certain percentage of that too. We're keeping their government afloat. Seems like it. I mean, who wouldn't move some money from that account into other accounts? No, but I think that's part of the deal. That's like a boob board. Forget about what's happening. Right. Where money's getting siphoned off. So it's like known that we're funding their government. I think so. That's what this person was saying. [1:4:01] I don't know if it's correct. That's why Jamie's got to get on it. But it's one of those things where it's like wait a minute When does this end Is this another one of them 20 year deals? Another one of those Afghanistan deals. Have you ever seen the breakdown of the amount of money that we spent in Ukraine and what that could have done for America? It's insane. It could have given everyone in Maui, like everyone who lost their homes, some insane amount of money, rebuilt Maui many times over. It could have fixed all of our infrastructure. It could have secured the wall. It could have, there's like so much money that have gone into education, homelessness, all these different problems that we have in America that are like key problems that keep coming up over and over and over again. It makes you wonder, it really does. Because if they really did spend $100 and whatever, [1:5:01] billion in Ukraine, that they could have spent in America. What if someone did that? What if someone said, yeah, I know this is gonna raise taxes, I know this is gonna raise inflation, but if we spend this money in America and we fix all these problems, the next generation coming up, we've showed statistically we'll be 20% better off. We'll have 20% less crime, We'll have 20% less crime. We'll have 20% less incarceration. So if they could come up with some number that they could show you, everybody would be kind of like, yeah, yeah, taxes are more, but this is a real plan to actually rebuild America. And there's discussions of it on the news every day as people like fuck rebuilding America. What we need to do is this, that this and green energy all the shit If if there was that and this was our dispute how much better would the world be? Yeah, they would take a business man who's like anti war and could bring like peace to the Middle East and have all the other crazy world leaders in check [1:6:01] Yeah, I did you see the vape grandma swami? You know who that goes? Oh yeah. Van Jones, listen to his speech was saying that it's like, he's gonna be around 50 years longer than Trump. And so he does a speech out, he goes, Van Jones, shut the fuck up. Oh yeah. Oh boy. And when I saw that, I'm like more of this dude. Trump? Trump opened up the door. Yeah. To that kind of shit. We really did. When there was no politicians before Trump that you ever even heard swear. Yeah. When Trump was talking about China, he goes, you can say, you know, we want to negotiate, we want to do this, or you can say, listen motherfucker. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha people like yes, talk like a real person. Yes, talk like a real person. Yeah, that's what the world is missing. People talking like real people. Obama was such a good politician, such a good people speaker that he kinda like [1:7:02] beat the video game. Now we need a new video game You know what I mean and Trump was that a real human Have you seen where they face swapped that lady who's the White House press secretary with with Obama? No It's when she's talking about how there is no evidence at all that Obama is secretly running the government. It's simply not true And it's her face swap with Obama. Let me see if I can find it. I'm pretty sure I saved it I'm really good at saving all these stupid posts. I find every day. This is why I can't be on this phone This phone is I didn't even know you could do that. I just I go the long way It's like I'm like an old, old man on Instagram. So I, I mail them to myself. That works too. But you can have little folders. Like I have little folders. I've had folders for conspiracies. Is that what that like bookmark looking thing is? Yeah. Okay. [1:8:00] Yeah, you clicked that. Where is it? What do I have it under? I think I have it under government. I have too many categories. I have disasters. The disasters, what does it say? There's so many disasters you could find on the internet now. Yeah. I'm trying to find it. I like, I think it's thieves getting fucked or robbers getting fucked where people try to steal things and they run into like a cashier with a gun Oh, those are what was fun. Yeah, I have an entire folder dedicated to Kamala Harris. Oh, yeah, all the most ridiculous shit She says everything she can't even she can't do anything She ever said anything not crazy. Oh, this is hysterical. Yeah, they're oh you found it Jay We thank you so please I mean Obama be the hidden puppet master for this administration, but there's no evidence There's wait wait. There's no evidence There's no evidence that Obama is Joe's puppet master. There's none absolutely none [1:9:00] None and that is just a fact you can't say that it looks like my hair is the dirty mop that janitor is looking for. You can't say that it looks like I lazily slapped on some of Big Mike's lipstick and... Okay. AI. That's wild. AI is insane. And we are going to have no idea what's real or what's fake within a couple of years. We don't know. We just don't know. You get to have everything from people crying about a crime that never committed. You get to have a disaster that's fake and a bunch of fake people crying about that disaster and telling their story of what happened. They're not even real people that just all it's all CGI You're gonna be able to like there's no telling Committing crimes natural disasters, right? You're never gonna know speaking of natural disasters Do you see that video they got a volcano camera that's pointed at this camera in Iceland and they caught it the moment the volcano erupted [1:010:06] Oh, it's wild Iceland has some volcano sun and they pop they popped a few years back remember there are the flights word Fucked up and no one could fly. You remember that in Iceland. Yeah, yeah When the problem is when they Yeah, if it when the problem is when they Eject all that stuff into the atmosphere you can't see right so it takes like a long time for that stuff to go down where people can fly watch this watch this It's really cool the volcano Yeah, boom look at that. That's it popping. It's not amazing. Wow. They caught the moment it blew So it's spraying and the video of it going down the mountainside this is the video of it going down the mountainside How amazing is that man? That's crazy the literal blood of the earth Pouring out of a fucking staff infection. Oh my god. Look at that. I'm not incredible. I don't believe that's how continents are made kids [1:011:04] That's how continents are made kids. Wow. That's how Hawaii got made These dudes just chilling Goes off able to cover you's So what happened was that volcano went off and there was a rolling stone reporter that was embedded I think it was in Iraq and They got too comfortable with this dude being around and they start because he was there who stuck because he couldn't fly out. So he was there a lot longer than he was supposed to be. And he reported a bunch of shit that they had said about Obama. Is that Mount St. Helens? Oh, that's the other one. It's the 2010 eruption. Yeah, so this was when it happened. So the guy said that what was the guy's name, the reporter, Michael Hastings? So he reported that this general was like being very dismissive of Obama and insulting Obama. And he printed it in the wrong stone. And so this general had a resign. [1:012:02] And so when this general resign, this guy Hastings was fucked, he's fucked, right? And he starts saying, hey, I think people are following me, the people are trying to kill me. He's still in Iraq at the time? No, no, he came back to America. So he was saying that, you know, and then his car goes 125 miles an hour on sunset boulevard right into a tree. Yeah. He had an electric car. Right? No. There was no electric cars back then. Or it was, um... Macrystal's exit. Yeah. Volcanic intervention. So the volcano blew up and this guy got stuck there. It says the runaway general is the title of this story. And so this guy, Michael Hastings, this is like the conspiracy theory. Yeah. Because his car goes 125 miles an hour right into a fucking tree and blows up. The engine was like, it wasn't like a regular accident. Like it was a big one. Like it was a big fucking accident. [1:013:04] And either he did it on purpose, like he was trying trying to kill himself like this is it is a video of it I mean this dude is fucking Flying down the street for your reference. It's in LA off La Brea. Oh, it's all of the Brea Obstantamanica look at that look how fast is going Was giant palm trees. It's in the middle of the road there. And look at that explosion. It wasn't. I thought it was self unsaid. It was a no no no. He was going down LaBrea South, I believe. Okay. It wasn't a self-driving car. No, no no no no no. But it was in Mercedes. 2010 they didn't have them then. No, but what they did have technology that would allow, they had computers and cars about that. And so the question was, do we have the technology to take over someone's car? All you'd have to do is just make it accelerate. You wouldn't necessarily have to point it towards a tree. Yeah. You just have it go 120 miles an hour. If you don't care about the lights, if you don't care about [1:014:02] the other people, which say it's the middle of the night, which I think this way, right? Right. Yeah, you just hit it. Yeah. And then all of a sudden this guy can't slow his car down. It's impossible. Slow the car down. It takes over the engine. You don't have to be able to steer it. You don't have to have self-steering technology. You just have control of the accelerator. Oh a computer if the car is run by a computer, which was this a 2010 car? What kind of car was it? I want to say it was a Mercedes. I know it was a Mercedes, but I don't know though it's the actual year that the car was. Listen, they had that ability back then. They had the ability to do that to the enemy. If you're in Afghanistan or whatever, you want to make someone's car, If they want it, if you're in Afghanistan or whatever, and you want to make someone's car, you could rig it like that. I'm sure they could do that. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's a computer in the car. 2010's not that long ago. Seems like it is. 13 years. Yeah. 13 years ago is crazy to think the technology has moved so far [1:015:00] from 13 years ago. Like if it was today, he would say 100%, they could do that. Yeah. But I think they could do that 13 years ago. And so that was the big conspiracy theory that they walked this dude because he got me crystal fired. Damn. Which they probably did. Yeah, they can. And the more we find out, the more it seems like that stuff happens quite a bit. And then there was some talk about his blood work They did blood work on Hastings after he's dead and he tested positive for Adam Fedamines But the dirty secret about journalists is a lot of them are on Adderall a lot of them It's how they make deadlines it like for the guys that I know that have taken it They they've been pretty forthcoming about it and say it's fucking it's a life changer It's just like I get so much shit done. Of course you're on meth. Yeah, you're on in vitamins Yeah, so they were saying that he was on in vitamins He was just cranked out of his mind and he did that on purpose Which is a possibility You fucking never know sometimes if people think the government's trying to kill them, maybe they crack under pressure. Yeah. [1:016:05] And they just fucking, I can't take this anymore. I'm just gonna drive into a tree. That's a weird way to kill yourself. It is, but it's not outside the realm of possibility. But also, if you wanted to have a juicy conspiracy narrative, you wanted to go all-sam trippily on that. Yeah. Yeah. Very suspicious. Yeah. He could very suspicious. Especially since he could have killed himself going full Jovers as the volcano, right? That would have been the classy way to do it when he had a chance. Well, he wasn't near the volcano. Right. Yeah. If he wanted to take a flight over, yeah, he can. Yeah, but he wasn't. He didn't know that they were going to come for him after that. But that's what they do in that world. They try to take things down. You know, if you're a journalist and you're embedded with these guys and they say something juicy, you can take them down with this juicy thing. This is what you do. Whether or not it's good for the country or not. And that guy was beloved. Apparently, it was just great general. And all of [1:017:00] sudden he's not a general anymore because of a reporter. Ooh, right. And who are his people? The people that are like the professional killers of the world that are legally allowed to kill people. And secretly. Yeah, guess what, fuckface? You just made a big mistake. I wish I was his friend. That's a, I know that's what your job is, but you can make a juicy article. Just about how hard it is over there and how crazy it is over there. Wouldn't that be better? Wouldn't it be better to like instead of like some backhanded shit that he's saying to the troops, which they all believe anyway? Like, what do you care? Yeah. Don't report that dude. So do you get to get him a trouble? Why would you get that guy in trouble? Yeah. It's just such a dangerous game you're playing. It is wild. It makes me worry about you know, I Mean Trump is such a threat supposedly to the Military that wants to do things and he wants to bring them back which he's proven time and time again and like [1:018:02] This is fucking hilarious video of Rosie O'Donnell She put up like she was watching the UFC. She goes, I'm watching the UFC and then Trump comes on and ruins it. Come on UFC, you gotta do better. Wow, she's so bad. Thank you Rosie. They all have bad. Everyone at the UFC cares about your. But it's not just having that opinion, which is like I get it, because he said a lot of old fuck up things about Rosie. How he ruined her. She's gone. Yeah, because when Megan Kelly was saying that you've said all these disparaging things about, not all women, just Rosie O'Donnell. Boom. She was done. It's like a comic. I mean, it's like literally a kill-tone guest. tell you guess yeah um but did you find the video of her saying it yeah that's it that's it that's it uh look player i like roasterly racist maga people no no this is no that's not it it's it's for that so maybe she deleted or she might have deleted it she might have deleted it that was a hard [1:019:04] one man because Leon at the end of the fight When he was talking about his dad and you know like he was almost crying when he was talking about him You know taking his father's murder and turning into entertainment and you know his voice was cracking outside Oh shit don't make me cry Leon. Yeah Yeah Trump just arrived at the UFC Yeah, Trump just arrived at the UFC to 96 because he loves cold be Covington Donald Trump It was the UFC do better. I love that. Why did they all look alike? Why do all these? Why does she look exactly like Keith Obramon? She doesn't. Keith Obramon's way more insane than her. He's insane. Did you see Keith Obram went after Riley Gaines? Who's Riley Gaines? Riley Gaines is that lady that lost to Leah Thomas, or the one who, yeah. Wow. So she's the real, like, winner, female winner. Yeah. And this male competes as a female and beats her. [1:020:02] And so Keith O'Hoverman said some ridiculous shit about, she doesn't have any athletic accomplishments. And so she makes a video in response, showing all the awards that she's won. Like she's like a serious fucking accomplished athlete. She's an amazing athlete. But for this insane fuck to say this, but you gotta see the video. Because it's fall from the amazing. He used to be so long ago But he was part of that essential Sports center crew the glory days of ESPN him Stuart Scott. He was great Dan Patrick it was a dream team and I would love to know what fucking soup he's been eating or what isn't his diet. Or vegan. Oh, is he? Yeah. Ah! Yeah. You're supposed to clearly, sometimes there's things where it's like, sometimes there's just things where it's like, don't you see, do you see? [1:021:01] Yeah, duh. You know, a big one. And I know we're switching subjects here, but a big one that I saw two days ago, and I didn't even send it to you, because I'm like, I can't even, I have to talk with you about this, is Canada's overall life expectancy? Yes. That might be the craziest statistic in the world right now. You've seen this, right? Yes. Since 1930, of course, it goes this way, this way, this way, this way, because you fucking live longer, because fucking technology and medicine, and then 2020 levels, and then it starts to go down. It's down two and a half years since 2020, which is unheard of. Yeah. Unprecedented. What could that possibly be from? I don't know, Tony. Weird. So strange. It's not like there was a gigantic medical intervention that was forced upon the population during that time period. Again and again, and booster and booster and booster. And you know how loud say it? You're a conspiracy theorist. I guess so. It's people are in a fucking trance because being on the side [1:022:03] of reality and facts is so against the narrative that the liberals were correct that they're willing to ignore excess deaths. They're willing to ignore an increase in all cause mortality that's shocking. They're willing to ignore it. And they're the trust the science people, but only they're only the women, the lean to their favor. Do the science says there's something terrible that happened? I stumbled into this group of people talking on Twitter about, I'm always gonna call it Twitter. I tried to extra-long. Yeah, it's impossible. What am I doing? Am I tweeting? Or am I xing? What am I doing? Doesn't make any sense. But there was a bunch of people that were talking about masking and boosting and this the reason why you know Even though they've got COVID five times every time they get it's fairly mild Last time was only sick for a week. I'm like, what are you talking about? They're not reading the news at all. I think it's baby boomers. You know, Robert F. Kennedy was talking about that [1:023:01] Bobby Kennedy Jr. was talking about that. He was saying baby, he was talking to Patrick Bettevitt. He was saying that baby boomers are the ones who believe all the bad things about him because they get their news only from TV. We know, we, we, we know a text. We know a guy. We know a guy. Boy, I get him all the time now. Oh, me too. Yeah. We corner him now. We're facts. Well, that one seems like it's piracy That one seems like is that true? Yeah, this is Did you know that we're gonna turn him? It's gonna be a glorious day when he comes in like an yeah one day in the center One day just catch him in the right move. It is exactly that by the way. Call me crazy, but I'll trust the news. Yeah. And it's such a slippery dangerous road and it totally is that. My mom's 76 and like she listens to me on everything. But some of those things, she's like, [1:024:01] you gotta be kidding me, Tony. You don't really think he's a good president. I's like, you gotta be kidding me, Tony. You don't really think he's a good president. I'm like, look up to everybody's got money. These are, there's no war right now. You're not seeing any of this. And then boom, there's Biden and fucking a cantaloupe is $23 or whatever. I'm not. But what was like, oh man. Fuck, I just had something I wanted to say and I lost it. Oh, man, fuck, I just had something I wanted to say and I lost it. Oh, I clicked on this article from CNN, yesterday, because I still love going to CNN.com, just to see what fucking chaos they're pushing. And, and sure enough, there's a good one on, then the number two or three spot that says new COVID strain dominating the Northeast. And I click on it and I, because I'm like, okay, yeah, okay, let's see. And it's dominating what it's actually doing is it's just a new, obviously the evolution of the strain. And it just jumped the main strain that was above it. [1:025:03] It's a natural thing that happens all the time. But because it's the new main strain, which is always changing, right? The new one is always jumping the old one. Now it's dominating. This new strain is dominating the Northeast, which is just, they're just saying that that's taken over. But the headline doesn't say that, right? The headline looks like, well, here it comes. Buckle down for the holidays again. It's so interesting that people can't see that these people, even the baby boomers can't see. But here's the thing. It's happening. It's a cold now. Okay. So if it's a cold now, imagine if the news freaked you out every time the cold was going around. Do you know how nuts that would be? If the news was telling you that you had to get an experimental medical intervention every time the cold came around, even though you keep catching the cold. And the news never tells you, hey, you gotta lose weight. The news never tells you, hey, time to get in shape, hey, time to taking vitamins. Hey, time starts sleeping better. Hey [1:026:06] A lot of water. The news doesn't tell you that it tells you you only have to get chemicals chemicals injected into your body. That's the only way you get to fix this. Yep We have to just keep injecting chemicals into our body. It's the only way to get better and now a commercial from Burger King right after that brought to you by Pfizer. Yeah. Yeah, it's wild. But boomers they grew up with the news. That's they never really got into the internet unless they get into Facebook groups. Yeah. I read another crazy statistic today that I think it's like 13 to 35 year olds are off of Facebook. It was 77% 10 years ago down to like 30% today. The only dude I know uses Facebook's my friend Tommy Jr. And he's 50. I could see why Tommy Jr. would be on Facebook. Tommy's always on Facebook. Yeah. I don't even have Instagram. I don't even use it. [1:027:01] He's gonna come on the podcast. We're gonna do a podcast together. Oh, that's gonna be great. Yeah. He's one of my longest running friends. We've been friends for 30 years. Yeah. I knew that dude when he was 19 and I was 24. That's when we met. He's so fun to watch play pool, just a real, what a Boston slash New Yorker slash. Connecticut. Yeah. That's what Connecticut is you nailed it without nailing it Yeah, like it Connecticut really is like Boston in New York. How to kid? Yeah, it's like half a telling half Irish whatever it is You know, it's like that's what that's what Connecticut is. It's a combination of Boston He would love the sweatsuit that I'm rocking right Tommy juniors got his own accent When he comes on the podcast people go, oh shit, that's maybe my best impression. It's Tommy Jr. Oh yeah. He's great. You got any of that good stuff? We smoking. You smoke. What are we doing? Gonna hit something. What are we doing? Yeah. There's a picture I took of Tommy Jr. when we all did a show together in Atlantic City. Remember, any at Atlantic [1:028:02] City had weed stores? Yeah. And he took a, I think it was like a 250 milligram at a bolt we're eating. See if you can find that photo of Tommy Jr. baked out of his mind. Look at him. That was it, 300 milligrams? What does it say underneath it? 300. 300 milligrams. Look at him. Dude, don't leave me. Stay close. Do you mind if we hold hands? I've been friends with that dude forever. Forever and ever. So much fun. Yeah, so fun. It's my boy. Yeah. And he would have been like a legit top of the food chain pool player if he didn't retire because he realized there was no future in it. If he didn't stop playing all the time, he was one of the best players pool player. If he didn't retire because he realized there was no future in it. If he didn't stop playing all the time. He was one of the best players in the world when he was like 19, 20 years old. He was a killer. But he was like, there's no future. He tells the story about watching this guy Neptune Joe Frady. Neptune Joe Frady was a legend in New Jersey. [1:029:00] Neptune Joe from Neptune Billiards. he had like half his teeth and he had a cigarette in his hand while he was playing and he would play with his mouth open like this. He was like killer but he would play like he would like get into this like trance and his mouth built but he was watching this guy and I'm sweating out we're playing for like $200 and he doesn't have a fucking puck to piss in or a window to throw out of it. I can't win. I can't win. This guy's a killer. And I'm realizing like, is this my future? What the fuck? So he stopped playing pool? My favorite when I think of funny things about Tommy, a big one, because you're obviously always commentating. You're in the fucking super zone next to the octagon, but your homies are flanked to the back right here. And something that always happens, you might not even know this actually, but it always happens to him is there'll be a great fight happening and he'll take a picture. He likes taking pictures while things happening. I don't play these games because I don't want to miss a fucking thing. [1:030:01] I know how this goes. So he'll take a picture and if a knockout happens, you can bet the house that he will be posting that picture and have his head down for that moment. And he's, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like, he always misses a fucking head kick or a fucking place goes wild and the lights go up and he doesn't even know what happened. Also, Tommy can barely see. So when he's looking down his phone, he's got a T or a W. I got to post this to Facebook and it just, ah, the whole place goes wild. Shit. You didn't see a Tommy fuck. Every posting important documents. Exactly. He's a man. Every now, you could almost, you could almost know there's gonna be a knock big knock out if Tommy's looking down at his phone the odds go up tremendously. He's one of the funniest non pool play a non-comedians Totally that I know I always love when we go to the east coast and hang out with him But pool players are funny man. They're outcasts. You know [1:031:00] That's what I love the most when I was a kid when I went to New York and I started hanging out at this executive billiards place. It was near my house. I fucking just love being around misfits. They were all misfits. Totally. I always felt like a misfit, man. I never felt like I fit in anywhere. Like with regular people that had regular families and regular jobs like, oh my God, what am I gonna talk to you about? I want to be around a wild people. These people are all wild. I was having this conversation with Ray Mysterio Jr. just the other night. It's like pro wrestlers, strippers, comedians, rock stars, cool players, fighters. They're all the most fun people to be with because they just live in this wild lifestyle. How did you figure out to do that? How are you doing that? You know, like when you hang out with Gordon, like how are you strangling people for a living? Yeah, we're trying to convince him, he and my buddy Kyle, we're trying to convince him to do a jujitsu match blindfolded. Oh, that's hilarious. [1:032:00] I think he wants to do it. Could be fun. It's fun pitching ideas to him because he can dominate humans and he A lot of his feel A lot of his feel there's certain things stand up with suck Wrestling would suck you wouldn't you wouldn't be able to anticipate people shooting on you and stuff But he would just like go to the ground immediately. Yeah, you know like when he fought Nikki rod in Abu Dhabi Remember he was telling us before the fight what he he was gonna do, he was like, I'm just gonna give him a leg and let him take me down and then I'll submit him. Yeah. He just gave him his leg. Yeah. But he didn't make it look like he was giving him his leg. So Nikki Rod thought that he got his leg. No, he made it look like he was giving him his leg. He Gordon Ryan versus Nikki Rod. By the way, there's like a feud between those guys. I have zero side. I think Craig Jones is the shit. I love that dude. He's hilarious. Craig Jones is, you ever filed Craig Jones on Instagram? He does these dick pill ads. He does this ad rather for, we does dick pill ads, dude. [1:033:01] We does it ad for like some testosterone replacement therapy place, but the way he doesn't is so fucking funny. It's it's all it's like you don't know him You don't know if he's being honest or if he's telling the truth or it's sarcasm. It's just ridiculous But he like a comic he's really fucking funny man But see if you can find Gordon Ryan versus Nikki rod Yeah, that video we could find too. But that's on his Instagram. But Gordon Ryan versus Nikki Rod. And Nikki Rod is a beast. Like he's a monster to handle, like a real physical freak. So look, here begins, they start grappling. And Gordon just gives him his life. Oh, he does. Yeah, he gave it to him. He gave it to him. Wow. He's like, come on, let's go to the ground. And then Nikki is trying to figure out what to do. And Gordon's like, come on, come on in here. It's pretty quick. Once he gets a hold of him, once he gets a hold of him, here it is. So he gets inside control, you're in a lot of trouble. So he gets his legs, Nicky got out. [1:034:08] So but Nicky's back and out, cause he knows, like he doesn't want a piece of that. But what do you do? You gotta do two jitsy with the guy here and a real conundrum here. Yeah, well, Nicky Rod's best chances are to take you down and hold you down and pass you. He's got an amazing guard pass. He's a super powerful guy, like a real freak athlete genetically, like outstanding genes and crazy work ethic and, you know, everything. He's got everything. And then he was also with Donahe her forever. So that's where they, and they trained together a bunch of scoot ahead a little so you can see the submission. So eventually they lock up. So when Nikki gets on top of him and commits to being on top of him, then Gordon can get a hold of that leg. So he's getting control of Nikki's left leg right now as we speak. He's like sneaking deeper and deeper into it. Now he's really locking onto it. [1:035:01] Now he's tying it up. Now he's rolling under. Now Nikki's in a lot of trouble. Now this is real bad, because he's got a really firm grip on the ankle, and then he lays his legs over. Now it's the heel hook, he's got a tap, he's got a tap here. That's it. It's getting real close. This is fucking super nasty. And so once he gets the inside heel hook, or this is a regular heel hook once he gets it, Nikki has to tap. Wow. Yeah, it's just, there's levels to submissions and Gordon is at the highest level. But there's also levels to like physicality and Nikki's at the highest level. And he's getting better at you just, they're a big rivalry right now. But Gordon is just so far ahead of everybody technically and work ethic wise and just it's it's fascinating to watch a guy that is only 28 years old that is dominating this insane sport where most guys are going like back and forth back and forth one guy beats one guy another guy beats another guy he's just smushing everybody and he's so fine he was a kill Tony last night again comes so often [1:036:04] his mom was supposed to be at my shows in Florida, but his mom's a lair. That dad got sick exactly. I mean, I think there's really something to having a great sense of humor and being a great martial artist. Well, that's Craig then, because Craig Jones, everybody calls him like the number two best grappler in the world, like behind Gordon. But Gordon's bigger, Gordon's on the sauce. I don't think I don't think Craig's on the sauce. I think it's part of what Craig has always joked around about. He always says that he need, he need the correct, uh, he did this thing where he's like, you need the correct balance between steroids and autism. So I've been taking a bunch of vaccines, trying to get autism. Ah, ah, ah, ah, separation to Gordon and him, but it was apparently the whole team. [1:037:08] They separated, the B team and what they call new wave now. It used to be the Donner or Death Squad, but Gary Tonin and a bunch of guys stayed with Gordon. So all those guys are in Austin now, right? Everybody is. Yeah. From both groups. They're both in Austin, which right? Everybody is. Yeah. From both groups. They're both in Austin, which is kind of crazy. They both moved here together from Puerto Rico and then they split off into two groups and they don't talk to each other anymore. Yeah. I like it. It's unfortunate, but you know, is what it is. But it's the world of martial artists, like we were saying, like those people, they're fun people. They're people that are doing a wild thing, a very different thing. They're not the regular people that are tied down to regular jobs. There's just so much restrictions in the way you think about things. [1:038:01] The way you express yourself, the fun you can have, the stuff you can talk about. It's like they're so restricted. Yeah. So that's a sucky place to be, man. You don't wanna be in that spot. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, sugar shano, Malley never misses an episode of Kilt Tony. Oh, it's awesome. Israel out of Sanya never misses an episode. It goes on and on and on. Well, also fighters need something fun to break it in. And like regular talk shows are not gonna do it for them. They need some wild shit. Yeah. And that's, I think that's the thing that Killtoni is really tapped into in this weird culture that we have right now where you don't get wild comedy movies anymore. Anytime someone puts out wild standup, they get attacked with a million articles about them being whatever phobic you could think of, it's just, Killtoni just resonates during that time. Yeah. It's also like why protect our parks does so well. Exactly. Because we just do it the same way we've always done it. Yeah. [1:039:00] Just four comics hanging out together, getting fucked up, drinking beer out of funnels. I love it. I love it. I love it I saw clip the other day someone sent me of you guys watching the eye and gay no more I am delivered. She's like oh kill Tony. I love it Like these bastards Yeah, we went on this rant about Kanye. Jamie what were you saying? The you thought that Kanye was gonna be on this week because of that? Oh, maybe I still show up, but no, he's got a new album coming out, he had a crazy rant. Yeah, Kanye, we were saying that all he needs is one good album and he's back. And this new album is guaranteed. It's gonna be a banger. Oh, I'm a Kanye fucking. I'm a I'm a I'm just a believer. Oh, yeah, no, you're the biggest Kanye fan alive. Yeah. Yeah, when I told Joe it was gonna have Kanye in the podcast, you fucking... Oh yeah, I sent you a lot. Yeah, a muscleist and two-doller. A dog-human, yeah. Yeah. You gotta listen to this, start with this album, go to that album. Yeah. People talk shit about I was new stuff. The old Kanye's a thing, but it's like you want him a little crazy. He's the evolution [1:040:06] So like whatever he does is where the industry is going to be in three to five years everybody is so far behind him That everybody younger than him and everybody listening has to catch up Years behind because you can't just copy it. Yeah So well, you're always gonna have guys like that. Yeah. Wild pioneers. Yeah. And they're always at least slightly unhinged. Oh yeah. Oh, he's above and beyond. He is above and beyond. How do you not be unhinged? Do you want greatness or not? Right. Do you want greatness or not? Oh, this next album is crazy. No doubt guaranteed No, it's debut and he has so much to talk about yeah, you know the that free style part two from God damn it the one that people don't know whether it's AI or whether it's him Jamie. Do you know what I'm talking about? [1:041:08] I listen to it all the time so there's like a it's heavily debated whether it's actually Kanye or whether it's AI this thing right yeah, why Is it's new because Kanye hasn't commented on it at all the guy the actual rapper doesn't talk about it It's another rapper he did a duet with yeah, it's on spaz boy. What's it called? The link I clicked is loading slow. it's some freestyle part two or something the Loading slow because probably everybody on planet earth is listening to it right now But the lyrics are unbelievable. So now here's the interesting part is like Kanye has so much he can talk about now Interesting so just to add to this right I try I've found the people talking about it on Reddit from three months ago Yeah, that video has been taken down from a copyright claim from Music label interesting right so might be it might be real then right and the lyrics are Diabolical As he's talking about a deed as he's talking about this he's talking about that. Oh, it's powerful. Oh, we allowed to play it. I [1:042:07] Don't I mean we might not be allowed to play it. We might get in trouble. It's so good and it's hilarious These wild fella it's funny. It's profound. It's everything. What he is is it? I've passed on it It's profound. It's everything. What he is is it? I've asked Tony That's yeah, okay, is that how it starts? It's not that fast. This is like a remix or something was here though I might not die hunter after that happened if it was AI Then there's gonna be a bunch of people making copies to steal it to use the Spotify. And those sorts of stuff, really? Yeah. Okay. But it's not that I got taken down. It was on a YouTube video, it was taken down. So maybe someone re-uploaded it and they weren't allowed to, that's kind of what I'm saying. Right, right, which is of course gonna happen. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome to the internet. Yeah. freestyle part two. That's what's so cool about releasing an album now. Yes. [1:043:12] Okay, you did set the guy's name right there. Yeah, he comes in in like 20 seconds. and I'm on my first pass So this is the first guy, he's gonna come in and this guy, what's his name? This is rundown spots. I'm a different species, it's easy. To the devil, give beneath me. [1:044:05] All I did was to the truth, and nobody believed me. On the boat, getting hit out in the tea leaf. My wife's titties is d-dees. They gon' pull my dick on the cover of us weekly. Make she show my ass crack. Brought in rash and cargo. G and C, black on black. Easy season, black on black. Easy on the box, like a cracker jack, Mr. Eagle Mani, Yeah, no people trying to pay me back, can't say I ain't change, right? Real nigga, all the fact, I mixed the art with rap, I mixed gospel with chat, I fucking didn't know snap, Yo, Korea made that yo, where the fuck he's Yeah, you know exactly where I'm at All right, cuz of my boss sack Bitch, I'm back like a broad strap Comin' see you all kept tillin' here Love em' and ain't playin' fit They ain't wanna yeah and here We got the right house around the niggas everywhere Next year I pull up to the fucking man [1:045:02] Got let in my underwear, I't care, used to be a billionaire That's a thousand millionaires Bang, like to borrow my money I don't care, you can't stop a fucking guy Yates, 2024 Came in a game, brought down the doors Brogot the lights, for what you got For what I wore, foot on the devil's net for the law I'm the tap dancing on tall No more interviews with the falls y'all can't eat Vicky score I pissed on my Grammy Awards cuz I don't need an award. Yeah, I don't need your applause Yeah, I told you I was a guy low monoddy took my mind low monoddy took my wife Man, you want to take my life bitch. I do with my ice and you know I pay that day. Oh, yeah Oh, where are my dick singin? Kumbaya Kumbaya A deed is fair Love cause they ain't got yeah Ain't got yeah I can't sell me but you can't cancel yeah If there was no jay There would be no yeah You know I spazin' Why you got so much cap in your cash [1:046:02] And even Elon know that I be guessing. Yeah, so I'm looking on a, people talking about on Reddit, there is a discussion if it's real or not, but that sounded pretty real. Sounds pretty real. Sounds very real. If it's not, AI's got my vote. Right. If it wasn't, that would have to have been a crazy AI experiment that we haven't heard anything that close to it. If AI is that good, then. I welcome them. Yeah. I welcome them to create our rap songs. Yeah, I read a lot about it. And what they said was that the inhale that's want to Kanye's like trademarks in between when he's rapping, because he leaves that in that. That's what I was catching on to. That'd be a really hard to fake. Yeah. Yeah, but AI would know that. No, so that wouldn't, I don't think they're, they're not saying in AI made that what they're saying, how it would have been fake is the guy who wrote rundown spas, I guess. Well, they're saying he would have written that, recorded it, and then used like almost like deep faking to just copy his, Kanye's voice over his voice. Well, they definitely could do that. We just watched that with that lady, the White House Press Secretary lady with Obama. [1:047:07] They 100% could do that. It's sound, it's tough to do that though with AI, I think. At least this was four months ago when this was made and this was a guy and as you know, not somebody at a laboratory. Again, I read a lot about it and they said that the breath thing in AI is kind of like how they can't do fingers in AI. So there's like, you know how crazy it is to say that four months ago they couldn't do that. Yeah. But now we know they could. Isn't that wild, Jamie? They're like, think about like that made sense to all of us. When you said four months ago, they couldn't do this. Well, yeah, four months ago. At what time in history has there been a timeline where four months ago seems like forever. Yeah. Like when someone sends you an article and you look at you, oh, it's from May. You like dismiss it. Like this is like five months ago, whatever. Get out of here with that. Oh, this is seven months ago. Oh my god, this is 2022. What are you like reading ancient history to me? [1:048:02] And when you say that something could do something now, like when we were talking about Michael Hastings' car, 2010, could they do that? I think they could do that. Now we know they could do that. Like four months ago, if you said, I don't know if they could do that Kanye something like that, four months ago, unless they made it a lab. Now, 100%, how many times has Duncan Trussell taken your voice and had you said, say ridiculous things in the green room to us? Oh yeah. He's hilarious with that. So fast. It's so funny. And it sounds exactly like me. It sounds exactly like you and you're like praising things that suck. Yeah. What was the last one he did with you? He's done a bunch of them. He takes people that I don't necessarily like and makes me talk about how much I love them. And about I try to focus on their positive qualities. Dated Lucas hates that Duncan does that. He like gets scared like there's a ghost in the room. [1:049:01] Turn that off. Which is why he made that off. Turn that off. Yeah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Which is why he made that rap song about David Lucas. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. It's so crazy. I haven't him around is so important. Oh, man. We have such a great crew. Oh, the squad is crazy. It's so good. It's so good. When we're all working out together, I'm like this is so crazy. It's Brian Simpson, Asan, Derek Poston, Shane Gillis, Matt McCusker, Tim Dellens, so many good guys. Sogura, Christina Pizzitski, there's so many good guys here. Yeah. So many good comments. Holtzman's a big one. Oh my God, I haven't Holtzman around. It's amazing. And all the big dogs want to come back all the time. There's people all about how are you Mandelio? Oh my God. He was the time this was. He was like, I want to do this. I was trying to convince him to be a comic again. Yeah. I go, do you have so much money? Like you don't need any more money. If this is what you like to do, this is what you should be doing. Like Like he just showed up and I was like, do you want to go up? You can tell he's like, [1:050:07] I don't have to, it's okay. I'd like you to go up. If you'd like to go up, do you want to go up? I was like, yeah, okay. Okay, you go up after Brian. Brian's up next. And he's just like, oh my God. Yeah. And he comes backstage and he's like, it's so fun. God, I want to do this again all the time. I saw him as at the ice house the other day. So maybe he's doing more stand up now. He's got the itch. We know how to do that. We brought Ron out of retirement. We brought Roseanne out of retirement. Ron's on tour again. When Ron's girlfriend said, come to Ron's retirement party, I ain't going to no bullshit party party for something that's never gonna happen. I go, Ron White is not retiring. Like, what are you talking about? He's always like, while we're tired, without a new year club, I go, Ron, you can do whatever you want, but you're not retiring. Stop saying you're gonna retire. You're the greatest of all time. You're not retiring. Shut the fuck up. He's so funny. He's better now than he's working with us all the time. He's doing sets all the time. He comes on nights where he's not where he doesn't even want to do sets [1:051:07] Yeah, it's just a home away from home. He needs to be around comedians Well, when we have that Christmas party the other night We're all huddled up in the the green room like this in our safe space. Yeah, this is like it's a clubhouse Like the ultimate clubhouse. Yeah, so fun. It's the best. The last that we have in that room are so insane. The hardness of the laughs. It's so silly. So fun. It's so fun. It's just, we're so lucky. You know, like I was saying the other day with us working out with the rock, I was like, is this real life? Like what is this? Like this fun thing that we get to do. Like we've just engineered this very bizarre life. Yeah. I get to golf with Ron. Golf is like a four or five hour adventure. Yeah. And there's unbelievable quiet moments where, you know, it's times like [1:052:02] because it's not like hunting where you have to kind of be quiet. So like he could snipe and say something from a hundred yards away. Great shot if you're shicoes in the woods or whatever. With his twang, I'm horrible at impressions, but he has the funniest execution we need. And that's the thing about that green room, when I'm talking about how hard we laugh. Like you have protect our parks is one fifth of the room at any given point, and we're all together. So it's like a super royal rumble ultra podcast, and he'll just snipe with the word. Yep, or something like that, or something. Like it's just chaos. Yeah, it's, we're very fortunate, man. Yeah, feel very very fortunate, man. Yeah. Feel very fortunate, really do. Almost too fortunate. Like, when it's happened, I'm like, God, we're so lucky. Like, how did this happen? Because when we thought about doing this place, when you and I, who were like the first over the pioneers out here, when we were talking about doing this place, like, we all had this idea of what it was going to be, but we didn't think it was going to work out that well. We didn't think it was going to be perfect. [1:053:05] Not that fast. I thought it would be perfect, but we were really, we really had it at Vulcan. The story starts at that crazy cement fucking paper, mishae, no walls on the stalls. I don't know if you ever went to one of the public restrooms. I did. We only were. Oh, they were disgusting. It's half away. I'm didn't flush. There was a moment where Brian Simpson was high as fuck. And he looked at me and he goes, yo, dog, you have a look at the chords that hold up those speakers? I go, what? He goes, you know, I have those speakers are going to know how, how heavy those speakers go. Oh, hundreds of pounds. I go, really? He goes, yeah, he goes yeah he goes there's two little skinny ass trans yeah he goes they got no backup One of those breaks everybody dies. I was like Jesus Christ Nick What the fuck I told Nick if you were looking those cords? Yeah Brian had me totally convinced these giant speakers are gonna fall in the people in the front row [1:054:00] Yeah, so many memories from that place that place is wild that was the place where we decided that we were gonna open a club. When Ron like grabbed me by my shoulders, the way out of the fuck we have to do, we're doing this. Yeah. You gotta open up a club. Yeah. That was okay. Three years ago. Yeah. Three years in a month or two. Yeah, I was like, let's do it. Yeah. It was so wild to be doing shows indoors back then. I just found a stash of masks the other day in my truck. They're in my little side thing. I didn't know they were in there. I pull out these fucking stupid surgical masks. My god. So I'm trying to forget this. It's like a time where the world went insane. Yep. That's exactly how I feel when I see one. They'll pop up and like, you know, like a near fucking socks or whatever, like a crazy laundry or shit. I was watching a video on YouTube of a car review and these guys were in this car and they both had masks so I'm like, nope. I don't wanna see it. Yeah, I don't wanna see this. I don't, I don't wanna, this is like, it's gonna annoy me so much. [1:055:00] Right. These guys are doing this stupid thing that everybody had to do. Well, that's what I'm saying. At the airports, I noticed, especially, and the insides of airports people do it. And like, I was, like I glaced over earlier. When I saw a barista wearing two masks, it's almost like, this sounds terrible, but it's like seeing a wild animal in the wild. Cause I'm like trying to study the situation. I are they thinking? Are they sick? Are they super sick? I'm waiting for them to cough or breathe heavy or something because you have to think to yourself like, are you paying any attention to anything? It's also an anxiety thing and some people like the mask, some people actually liked wearing a mask because at least part of them was covered. They didn't have to expose part of their expressions to you. Like people that were socially awkward, maybe they liked being behind a mask. You know one thing I noticed at a building I used to live in, one of the guys [1:056:00] that worked that you'd see a lot around the building, always wore the mask. And I'm like, that's so interesting. I wonder if he has pre-existing conditions, because he doesn't seem his attitude and his energy wasn't a mask wearing energy, if that makes sense. I don't know. But that's what I felt. And then I saw him without the mask, and he had a weird like a Yeah, what's the thing where you cuss sometimes? Yeah, he had like Tourette's but just with his face whatever that is where it was like a He would do like a little tics. Yeah, tics. He had face tics. Yeah And then I realized oh his life is just a little bit easier He feels more normal behind the mask sure because you don't see it if he's wearing it. Yeah. And I think some people are hiding behind. They like to hide behind it, makes them feel better. And then there's also this thing where some people had a very high level of anxiety already. And they only get their information in little echo chambers, [1:057:02] which I think we're all guilty of, to some extent. But they get their information from these echo chambers and they really believe everything the mainstream news says. And especially when it's ideologically connected, that's what's so crazy. It's like taking a vaccine, taking a medicine, somehow another became ideologically connected with you being a progressive, well-educated, open-minded liberal, whereas being skeptical of the companies that have the biggest fucking criminal fines in medical history, like giant crazy fines for lying. Like those guys, you should trust. And if you don't trust them, well, you must be some Trump or anti-vaxxer, some fool who's taking veterinary medicine. Oh, you fool. And to see that be a dividing narrative was very enlightening because to me, you know, because I was caught up in the middle of it all, I was like, oh, it's an ideology thing. It's a thing that humans do, where you just believe a collected group of ideas that matches [1:058:07] with your social circle, maybe your economic circle, maybe the education circle, the people that you know that are all operating in your world. And you all just believe it wholesale without investigating it. And if you get critical of it wholesale without investigating it. And if you get critical of it at all, you get attacked. So you back off that, you don't want that. I don't know how that happened. I don't know if that was a natural course of events or if that was like socially engineered. If it was socially engineered, my God, it's brilliant. It is brilliant. Like if that was like, if you want to go full out, it's Jones, and say that was like a test run for like a real pandemic to see how people would react and how quickly they'd roll over, you would go, wow, those shocking. Because people that I really respected, that were really intelligent, people were terrified [1:059:01] of discussing the possibility that maybe you're not getting the whole truth about all of it whether it's the origins of the virus the medications that are effective in treating the virus what's legal and why it's legal and why it's being mandated like if you're not even if any skepticism at all you're attacked for for. It's like that's brilliant. How did they do that? Did they do that because it's just like the perfect storm of a terrifying pandemic. A bunch of people freaking out and then this solution that gets offered that everybody thinks like if you don't get to that solution then you're a part of the problem. But the orchestrating of it all, it's like it makes me regain this idea that society can be engineered by like if you were like some crazy cabal of super billionaires like the world economic forms, you really kind of could engineer society into a certain direction. If you could [2:0:03] like you know how they behave when things happen And if you can get a certain narrative out there early enough where you can't no one can call bullshit on it Like the vaccine is a hundred percent effective And if you you get the vaccine you're never gonna get a covid the virus stops with you if you can get that out there and Enough people can repeat it Then everybody who is against that is against this idea of us getting back to normal and then you already know Oh, they just start fighting. Yeah, this is amazing and then they'll all comply and Then they won't admit that the problems that you were talking about like excess deaths and all caused mortality all that stuff Young people dying of hard tax at a record rate. They did not they won't look at it Right because that goes against their narrative and when all happened, there's two types of people, right? Ones that need a lot of socializing, right? Like we hang out and talk to people, we ask questions. Not just our direct family. Right. Other like-minded people and whatnot. [2:1:01] And the information, oh, you know somebody that got it? Like I have a bubble, you know somebody that got it, like, I have a, you know what I mean? Like, and I think a lot of people don't have that. So they were going to the internet, right? Especially shuttons. Exactly. But also everybody, because we had nothing else to fucking do. I mean, that had to be the thing when the most data, I bet I'm sure there's a record for that. Like, I'm sure that that has to be a record for Wi-Fi use and dad, like I mean. Everyone's home. Yeah, just consuming. And everyone's full of anxiety. Which brings me to my next point of thing, which is like, I just read a thing about how corporate trolling is a big thing. Like buying these corporations or buying the ability to inform misinformation. There's a crazy article. I'm not the statistic, but it's in the same post on Reddit where corporate trolls are something like that. It's like 15%. I think that thing I read was higher. Oh shit. Yeah, but it's like holy shit. It's a thing. [2:2:00] And it, which means it could have been a thing then. Right. So, which is why? Yeah, go ahead. Even which means it could have been a thing then. Right. So, even the people that, like we were talking about the baby boomers, not just being spoon fed the news, even the people that think they're one level smarter are reading things that are easily bought by a multi-billion dollar corporation. Something we wouldn't spend money on information, but why wouldn't they? What a wild thing to do, to hire someone, to get a narrative out and to pretend you're a regular person arguing online and it's totally legal. It's really deception. New study, at least 15% of all Reddit content is corporate trolls trying to manipulate public opinion. Now, is that fraud? What is that? It's not technically fraud. What is it though? If you're pretending to be a person, should you have to sign a contract when you use a social media account like you know this Nikki Haley lady I think she wants everybody to have to like expose their name and their ID whenever they post But the problem with that is then that discourages like government whistleblowers and things along those lines [2:3:01] If someone has like some important information that they have to get out and things along those lines. If someone has some important information that they have to get out, and also foreign countries that will kill people, if you have the rules applied to America, you're going to have to have those rules applied to other countries. How many, what percentage of people that are on Twitter are from the rest of the world outside of America? It's got to be pretty high. So how are you going to enforce that? You're not going to be able to. So how are you gonna enforce that? You're not gonna be able to. But even if you did, like this idea that that's a good thing, like I see why they would say that, but you should at least have to somehow another prove that you're an individual. I don't know how you would do that without giving up your information, but maybe you don't have to do it publicly, but there should be a way where we know you're not a troll. Like, you're like, you're a fucking man. The only problem with that is it's a trap because the way is like a digital ID and you don't wanna give up a digital ID. You don't wanna have a thing that shows you everywhere you go online because someone would be able to just do things with that. [2:4:02] They'll be able to manipulate you from that into having something this attached to something else, like whether it's a vaccine passport or a social credit score, centralized digital currency that's on that phone with that app with your unique ID. This is how we're gonna stop bank fraud. You're gonna have a unique ID. Nobody's gonna be able to steal your money. Your money's all digital now. Yeah, technically they could track everything about your life. So when you see, look at somebody, your glasses can say how often they eat at this restaurant and everything. So is the solution to just allow the trolls, allow corporate trolls and hope that people are smart enough to realize that they're being fucked with? But like, what if those corporate trolls are shifting public opinion and it actually costs lives. That's where it gets weird Like what if they lie about something? Because they don't want to have responsibility for something that they did so they obscure the truth with these corporate trolls and It gets messy enough where people just argue it out and they slide through and [2:5:03] You know when you think about the intentions behind who would they attack, what types of things would they try to manipulate? It's the things that would threaten them. Yeah. Need a little clarification on this. I thought I tried to dig through the article. The article is paid for behind up medium, so I can't get there, but... Paid for by trolls, right? Exactly. You have to pay to get in, and I said that one. Right. What it actually says behind it is 15% of the top 100 subreddits found to have content that was likely posted by bots or corporate trolls specifically aimed at promoting certain companies or organizations. I don't know why that's so hard to believe. When we know how many trolls are on Facebook and Instagram and there's constant trolls. I was looking at someone was someone was getting attacked for something like I'm pretty minor but I was just like reading the comments of this page and I do this thing now where I go and I'll read something that seems like a little weird or off or something and then [2:6:01] I go to their page oh you're a fake account. Like this is a fake account. You have no posts, you're restricted. No one can see it. You have no, um, you know, no followers, you have like 15 followers. Like, oh, okay. This is fake. You got a fake account. How many of these are there? How many of these are there that are just constantly commenting on things and trying to stir up bullshit. Weird and trying to stir up bullshit. It's weird. But it and it's legal. So if right now there's no law that prevents corporations from hiring people to pretend that they're a person or using AI to pretend they're a person to put a narrative out. If that's not illegal, like what is that? Like what kind of deception is that? You're not allowed to lie, right? Like if a corporation is found that they're lying about data, they get fined. If it's found out that they're lying about environmental problems they've created, or whatever, they get fined, right? They get in trouble. People can go to jail. But if you could just have like a bunch of people constantly lying for you, or if it's AI, [2:7:04] have AI constantly lying for you or if it's AI have AI constantly lying for you yeah obscuring the truth publishing misleading papers right AI could just start publishing papers you know because papers get accepted sometimes that are fucking loony like are you aware of the the grievance fraud papers? Okay, it's a really fascinating story. So these guys who are legitimate academics, they just, it's Helen Pluckrose. Do you have it? Can you pull it up? James Lindsay and fuck Peter Pagosian, sorry Peter, brain freeze. But the three of them put together these grievance papers where they were fake papers based [2:8:01] on ridiculous things like rape culture, the dog park, you know, like, and heteronormative behavior, the dog park, like weird shit, like a fat body building, like fake papers, and some of them won awards. Yeah. Like, could have put up the, the Gryveran studies affair. Okay, the Gryveran studies affair, what's project with team of authors, Peter Bagozean, James A. Lindsay, and Helen Pluckrose to highlight what they saw as poor scholarship and erosion of standards in several academic fields. Taking place over 2017-2018, their project entails submitting bogus papers to academic journals on topics from the field of critical social theory or in derogatory terms, wokery. Culture, queer, race, gender, fat, and sexuality studies to determine whether or not they would pass through peer review and be accepted for publication. Several of these papers were subsequently published with the authors cited in support of their contention. Yeah, okay. So let's find out what the names of the studies were [2:9:03] because they were very funny. Like some of them were really ridiculous. So basically these are reviewed by other supposedly academic humans. Yeah so Peter Pagosian who was was he at the University of Portland? What are the names of the papers? Okay, human reactions to rape culture and queer performativity in urban dog parks in Portland, Oregon. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh my God, it's amazing. They're all retracted, obviously, because people found out that they're fake studies. Going in through the back door, challenging straight male, homo hysteria and transphobia through receptive, penetrative sex toy use. Oh my God, can we read that? What is that? That's hilarious. It's amazing. It's amazing. There was saying that like guys of homophobia, you should get pegged and that'll get over. You'll get over the transphobia. [2:010:01] You know, somebody that has to review that and they're like, yeah, I'm not going to be the one that gets in trouble for They were saying they are amazing. We like what you're saying They ever attracted to Sartre goes come to light that is not present genuine research His article was not authored by M Smith as stated on submission, but Peter Bergosi and Helen plug roseames lens eval publicly admitted it was written by them under false pretense uh... uh... uh... to date very little research literature exists concerning refept receptive penetration anal eroticism in straight men of particular interest is impact upon other factors relevant to masculinities, sex roles, and the studies of sex life. Several, it's hard to read this because it says redacted over the top of it. Nulls like to be relevant in straight male sexual, including massipatory play with penetrative [2:011:01] toys specifically. This study seeks to explore, do men who report greater discomfort with receptive penetrative toys specifically. This study seeks to explore do men who report greater discomfort with receptive penetrative anal eroticism also report less transphobia, less obedience to masculine gender norms, greater partner sensitivity, and greater awareness about rape. The study uses semi-structured interviews with 13 men to explore this question, analyze with a naturalist and constructivist grounded theory approach in the context of sexuality's research and introduces trans hysteria as parallel concept to Anderson's homo hysteria. This analysis recognizes, I can't read that, it's covered over, socially remedial value for encouraging male anal eroticism with sex toys encouraging they were just trying to say that the social sciences are bullshit yeah that all this theory and all this you're these are insane people they're talking about nonsense and [2:012:00] so they made these papers and you know some of them won awards Basically saying if you shove stuff up a straight guys ass it'll fix all those problems. Yeah I'm saying the read that and don't go what the fuck are you talking about? There's people to read that and don't go, what the fuck are you talking about? There's people that read that and go, yeah, I'd like it. I wonder how long the paper is. I think that is probably what's going on. That's probably what they're missing. Everyone's a misfit. That's what it is. Misfits have found themselves. And they've formed these groups in universities where they're teaching kids and they're teaching them nonsense. And so when a paper slips through that under a civilization that has its wits about it, the highest levels of education would read that and go, what the fuck are you talking about? What are you talking about man? [2:013:02] You're talking about, you guys do a study where you're peg dudes to see if you could clear them of trans hysteria? Oh my God. What the fuck are you doing? I wanna know the results. Yeah, results are all fake. They made it all up. All the researchers fake. Now, there was with a bunch of them, but it's just funny that it's snuck through because that's how nuts things are the things are so nuts in universities You have so many crazy people teaching kids imagine being a kid too when you're you're finally getting away from your dad Maybe your dad's a dope maybe is a fox news monkey and he just fucking always parroting everything that they say and you're like God, I can't wait to get away from my repressive father And you get to a school and these new people embrace you and they take you in, you get to be a part of this new group and this new group has a totally different ideology from your parents. Man, fuck your parents and fuck the colonists. And like, yeah, fuck the colonists. And next thing, you know, you're on board with this shit. And then one day you wake up and you're like 27. [2:014:03] Yeah. You're working. And you're like, where are my taxes going? It's wild. We had a, we had like, I think she was 25 or something. Year old girl pulled out of the bucket yesterday on, last night on Kiltoni and she, and she mentioned that she broke up with her boyfriend because she found videos of him sucking a dude's dick on his computer while wearing her clothes So he would when she was away he would put on her feminine clothes and have guys to mold like it. Yeah, I got asked Yeah, everybody's got their thing don't yeah, it's it's wild times It is. I asked her, did he come out his gay after that? Did he come out of your closet? Yeah! Do you how much of this trend that you see in society towards whether it's transgendarism or queerness [2:015:01] or this acceptance of this, not just except for celebration of the LBGTQ lifestyle. Is it possible that a percentage of that is influenced and engineered? Just like these corporate trolls or influencing narratives, is there a percentage where China is making everybody gay? And Russia. Right. You think, do you think it's possible? I don't think it's 100, I'm not saying the gay people don't exist, I'm not saying the gay people and trans people shouldn't be free. Of course you should be. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is how many lost people are being influenced by a narrative that is in some way being influenced by foreign governments. I'm not saying it's all of it, but is it 5%? Like what's the number? Like what is the number that where this message gets elevated specifically as a way to whether it's demoralized or confused or cause some sort of societal disruption. [2:016:07] If I was in a foreign government and I was going to figure out a way to fuck with the country, what better way than have a bunch of gender confusion and people mad about gender confusion? I guarantee you that per capita, there's more gays in America than there are in China. If you can hand out that question error Yeah, but maybe not though. Maybe it's like the Catholic schoolgirl thing We tell them they can't do it. They just want to do it. All right. Let me put it this way I guarantee you there's more people willing to admit their gay in America But in China and Russia. Oh, yeah, for sure Well, I think in Russia you ever seen a Russian admit to being gay? I think it's illegal. I think there's something great like what are the laws in Russia on gay? That was one of the things that pussy riot were protesting about back in the day. Remember that Russian girl punk band pussy riot? Yeah, they were Russian. Yeah [2:017:01] punk band pussy riot. Yeah, they were Russian. Yeah. The bro, you wanna be an activist in Russia? That's a different kind of courage. That's a different kind of courage. That's a different kind of courage. You wanna do protests in Russia? They'll beat the fuck outta you. They'll lock you in jail. Right. But I think there's like laws against homosexuality. Yeah, Stalin in 1934 made it illegal for anal sex between men three to five years in prison. And then you're in a prison butt fucking forever. Right, but that was illegal in America at the time too. Lenny Bruce used to have a joke about that. Lenny Bruce's rare jokes that culturally still work today. He was like, dig. So you take these guys that they're into guys and you say, hey, you can't be gay, that's illegal. So you'll lock them up with a bunch of men and one half sex with them. Yeah, that's amazing. They knew [2:018:01] the guys were fucking each other in prison in the 50s and the 60s. Everybody knew it. But homosexuality at that time I think was illegal in America. At least in some way. Mmmmm. It's... Sodomy is what was illegal. Right, but that's what that is. So you can be gay, just can't do anything. Because Sodomy is mouth and butt. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And then it changed the same sex automata in some states along way. Finally. So straight people can do their mouth and butt thing. Who was the last? The last guy to get convicted. Shhh! 2003. What's this? The last dude was eating ass. Yeah. The 1860s. I bet you can figure it out Alabama no Georgia no California 2003 New York Texas Texas Texas it was three and I got arrested for eating ass your honor he was eating that girl's ass I [2:019:01] walked in I caught him a little something against our Lord. Missouri had a law against homosexual conduct. Oh wow we could all get arrested. The crazy thing about calling it's Sodomy is like you're talking about Sodom and Gomorrah. You're talking about a biblical thing like that's what's wild about that term like that's the origin of the term Sodomy. So if you're saying that someone can't do gay stuff you're saying they can't do gay stuff because the bible says that's illegal lawrence first text is what it's called wow that's not two thousand three is a landmark decision of u.s. supreme court in which the court ruled that sanctions of criminal punishment for consensual non adult non-procreative sexual activity commonly referred to as sodomomy laws are unconstitutional. The court reaffirmed the concept of a right to privacy that earlier cases had found the US Constitution provides, even though it is not explicitly enumerated. It based its ruling on the notion that personal autonomy defined one's own relationships [2:020:03] and of American traditions of non-interference with private sexual decisions between consenting adults. Fucking duh. Imagine it took till 2003. That is nuts. Yeah. So in 1998, John Gettis Lawrence Jr., an older white man was arrested along with Tyron Garner, a younger black man at Lawrence's apartment in Harris County Texas. Garner's former boyfriend had called the police claiming that there was a man with a weapon in the apartment. Oh man. Oh man. Anxious boy friend. There he is. Bitch move. Garner's old white man. Ex-boy friends just getting pounded by some beast is that a good he's got a gun uh... garner's former boyfriend and called the police claim that there was a man with a weapon in the apartment sheriff deputy said they found the men engaging in sexual intercourse all what the but imagine imagine the middle of it some good old but fucking [2:021:01] and just a bunch of police revolvers swatting this fucking fucking ho depp olf stout stout they got night vision on shit fucking they brought a dog Jesus Christ Lawrence and Garner were charged with misdemeanor under Texas anti-sotomy law imagine they broken these guys house while they were having sex and they charged them with the anti-sotomy law. Both pleaded no contest and received a fine assisted by the American civil organization Lambda Legal. Not to be confused with Nambla. North American man boy love association. You know, that's a real thing. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. Lawrence and Garner appealed their sentences through the Texas Court of Appeals, it's ruled in 2000, Sodom and Law was unconstitutional. Texas appealed to have the court. Wow, Texas is like, nope. [2:022:02] We're not buying it. We're appealing out of peel You name butt fucking in my County son Look at here page 25 right here in the good book Say no butt fucking oh my god, you let one in the lead them all in yeah man cannot lay us with another man Oh my god, yeah, I think what is the the origins of the term sodomy? Can you google that I'm 99% sure it comes from sodomy Gamora. Yeah, but what is it the describe when it says sodomy like when you say Yeah, well sodomin Gamora, right? So they they were apparently engaging in all these awful things and God decided to smite them, right? That's the story Do you remember the story? I mean someone tried to put a bad name on fucking Sodom. He did something something happened and I think it was It was like a town, right? Yeah, yeah [2:023:00] Well, what it was a two-town Sodom and Gomorrah. Yeah, they were next to each other. Just both motherfuckin' just getting out of control Get getting crazy and it's like Vegas. It's not like Vegas. It was their version of Vegas and everybody was like hey, hey, hey Hey, and like we talking about we figured out a way to fucking not have kids. Yeah, and guys like No, not up the butt. The sword says it right here. Okay. Addresses people as from Sodom and Gomorrah. Associates Sodom with shameless sinning and tells Babylon that it will end like those two cities. So what happened to Sodom and Gomorrah in the Bible? Oh, that was the fire and brimstone. Right. Can you just find out what it says? I just want to read the description. Wow. Wow wow is it at the top? Wasn't that it we have to do Bible study was not it at the top? Yeah, we're doing Bible I know this is a long description doesn't say anything that you're looking for Definitely as you can see in my butt fucking in the Bible. I know that [2:024:01] It's a lot of like inferred. This is what they were talking about It's a lot of like inferred. This is what they were talking about. Right, I don't think that's but in the Bible. So it's just, it's just talking about sin. But how does it become specifically sin like of butt fucking? Like if you said someone saw to my, someone, you would say they butt fucked, right? Hold on, let me do like, stop. It seems like religion is kind of penetrated society on this one. You know what I mean? In the law. Because that's what they say is against the law, right? Sodom. Is that part of the thing? Yes. It comes from law. It's like the sin of Sodom. Yeah. The sin of Sodom. So why is Sodom a sin? Jesus joins other ancient authorities in viewing the sins of the Sodomia sin? Jesus joins other ancient authorities in viewing the sins of the Sodomites as the abuse of strangers, neglecting the poor in the needy and the stigmatizing of outsiders. Whoa, wait a minute, now it gets weird. Yeah. Now it gets weird, because I like what Jesus is saying. So Jesus is saying when you commit Sodomia, [2:025:02] the sin is the abuse of strangers neglecting the poor and the needy and then stigmatizing of outsiders and then Texas is like yeah butt fuck yeah basically butt fucking that shit's illegal man don't be butt fucking no no and she is like that's the one he said right Jesus is like no no no no no no I'm saying don't be shitty to strangers go to scroll back down so everything don't neglect the poor and the needy and don't I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no But imagine if that's what the sins of Sodom and Gomorrah were, they were just shitty to people. Yeah. And Jesus like, don't be shitty to people. And then someone was like, alright, they were buttfuckin' too. That's even worse! That's even worse! There was probably some dude who really wanted to buttfuck, be so angry they couldn't buttfuckin'. Nobody gets to buttfuck! Right. [2:026:00] Because that's a lot of it. When you find people that are like VM and Lee anti-Gay, you're always like, hmm, how long for they catch you in a wetsuit? Ooh. Okay. With a dildo up your ass. Addition to this. Okay. Unnatural sexual relations, such as those customs imputed to the inhabitants of biblical Sodom, especially between men, but also with breasts from beasts. Oh, excuse me. From beasts from old French Sodomy, compare late Latin, boob, boob, boob, sac de m'em, anal sex, literally the sins of Sodom from the Latin Sadoma. In middle English, also sawed a mic. Did you know that some forms of syphilis apparently came from people fucking animals? No. Yeah. Do you know what animal? I think it's sheep. Is that true? I might have made that up. I know that there's different forms of syphilis and one they're pretty sure came from the original people [2:027:05] in the Mayflower coming over and having sex with Native Americans and then going back to Europe and giving them VD and giving them syphilis. The kind of syphilis is just killing everybody. Because that's the syphilis that makes your fucking trunks out of your fucking face and your nose falls off and shit. Yeah. And apparently that really started hitting Europe right after the Mayflower and the Pinta and the Santa Maria. Like right after that. You got a piss? You're making that, I got a pee move. Okay. Okay, just check. So they were, but there was another version of CIFLIS, apparently, that already existed in Europe, that they think came from Biciality. He's sick, fucks. I don't know. Is that true? Is that fake? I don't know. This says, importantly, like smallpox, there is no known animal reservoir for syphilis. [2:028:01] Animal reservoir. Is that mean that they can't keep it? Hold it? Store it? Yeah, that mean that they can't keep it? Hold it? Store it? Yeah, I mean, you can't get it from them. I thought that, oh, so that means that animals don't have syphilis. So it's not. So what was the origin for the original syphilis in Europe? I got a swear. I thought I read something about it being connected to animals. Maybe that was just a rumor. Maybe that was one of those things that was like, people thought that's what happened, but then they found it, it's not the case, because there wasn't an animal reservoir. Cause you know that animals have COVID, which really weird like deer. They've tested a bunch of deer that have COVID. And they're like, how? How the fuck did they get COVID? How did, how do wild deer get COVID? Like really? How did a wild deer get COVID? Like really, how did that spread? But I think during the height of the pandemic, there was like a good percentage of deer that they would test that tested positive for COVID-19. Maybe because of the, if it's an area where there's feeders or something. It could be. Human contamination. [2:029:01] Could be. Could be. Maybe people handling the deer, if it's not wild deer, maybe it's deer that get released in the wild and they give it to the wild deer. Yeah, like what deer are getting COVID tested? Probably ones near humans. Well, definitely ones near humans because they're probably ones that were hunted. They shot them and then they tested them. I'm pretty sure that was how they found out. I'm not sure about that though. It's article even says that medieval DNA studies didn't come, Columbus didn't trigger syphilis in Europe. They already had it there. Yes, but this guy was saying the other day that was telling me that he understand, he's a doctor. He's saying there's really two different kinds of syphilis, though. So, syphilis did already exist in Europe, but he said it's pretty obvious that the syphilis that happened specifically right afterwards seemed to be more aggressive and different. [2:030:00] And this was the idea that the syphilis had come from America. They went looking... Okay, the team went looking for syphilis had come from America. They went looking. Okay, the team went looking for syphilis, but they found was a much wider array of treponimal strains, not just syphilis, but also yaws, which today is found exclusively in the tropics, and a previously undescoverage strain with no modern day counterpart. We see that many different lineages were present in Europe, which we did not know before. Shootaman says, what's more, the dating range, given the two strains, is bounded on the lower end by ages in the early to mid-1400s. Potentially the first DNA evidence is syphilis existed in Europe prior to Columbus's contact with the Americas. Interesting. So it may be that it existed there, but then they brought back a more virulent strain or something. I don't know. I don't know who's right, but it is wild that that's one of the ways that these infectious diseases get passed on. People would just show up with them. [2:031:02] And that's the thing, like when people talk about the genocide of the Native Americans, people would just show up with them. And that's the thing, like when people talk about the genocide of the Native Americans, what they leave a lot of folks, maybe not even knows, that 90% of them die because of diseases. Right. Imagine a country where 90% of the people die. Imagine if this thing that's happening right now, where the borders are open and all these South American people are just storming through. It's crazy, if you see the border of America. It's fucking nuts, it's a wide open border, which is just insane. But when you're watching that, imagine, if they brought over a disease that killed 90% of the people here, that's what happened in 1492. Whoa, I never thought of it that way. Yep, there was like, there was like 100 million Native Americans here at one point in time. They estimate say 100 million. Oh fuck. Yeah, we were. That was how wild is that? That's the high estimates. What's make make sure that's true. I'm pretty sure it's true. But they should think there was much less. [2:032:01] And then as time was gone on, they've realized also they've been here a lot longer than they thought. They found footprints of people that were here 22,000 years ago. They had this idea of clove is first. I don't know what the specific time period of the clove is, but the clove is period. They thought that was the beginning of people in North America. I know they're like, nope, we found footprints of people 22,000 years ago, holy shit. Yeah, a hundred million or more. Population figures for the indigenous peoples of America, prior to European colonization, have been difficult to establish. By the end of the 20th century, most scholars gravitated towards an estimate of around fifty million, with some historians arguing for an estimate of one hundred million or more. Wow. In an effort to circumvent the hold in which the Ottoman Empire held on the overland trade routes to East Asia and the hold that the Attorney Regis granted to Portugal on maritime routes via the African coast and the Indian Ocean, the monarchs of the nascent Spanish Empire decided to fund Columbus's voyage in 1492, which eventually led to the establishment of settler colonial states and the migration [2:033:07] of millions of Europeans to the Americas. That's nuts. What an invasion. What a crazy invasion. I mean, that is one of the wildest stories in human history. And it's so ironic that at that same place, people are bitching, the people are storming in from the border. Yeah. It's got a funny, I mean, they have a good point. We really do have to have secure borders, but still. It's kind of wild that this one country that was literally established as a place to go to when you're fleeing a place that sucks. You're like, yeah, we're full. We're full kids. Stay out. I wonder what the study is on that in like Australia. I've never really thought about the number of the natives that were there. Well, the crazy thing about Australia, my friend Adam Greentree, [2:034:02] you know Adam. Yeah. He was here the other day explaining to us the number of different languages they have and that a lot of them are not even written down and that these tribes will be they call them mobs of Aborigines that a mob will be 30 kilometers to 300 kilometers away from another mob and they speak a totally different language and they don't even know what it is like they can't Communicate with each other. Wow. They say there's hundreds of different languages. So if they needed a cup of sugar, they wouldn't even know how to ask for it. They didn't know how to ask for it. And they've been around for a long, fucking dime, man. They've been in that place for a long, long, long, long, long time. And they find ancient artwork on the walls of caves and shit and sides of cliffs. It's like, he's found a bunch of ancient aborigini art because it's so wild, you're just like, you're looking at this thing, like how old is this? Like no one even knows. Wow. Yeah. But they used to have, was it Australia? [2:035:00] No, it was New Zealand, I think. They had an eagle that could kill people. It was called the Host Eagle. It was an enormous eagle. And they think they went extinct because people decided to kill him because they were killing people. Probably. Yeah. So they found the, you know, the whatever fossils and skeletons, this fucking eagle. And they found, I think they're, I don't know if it's, I don't know think they're connected, but I know they found primates. There's a lot of primates that get killed by eagles. It's like a common thing, especially in South America. There's an eagle called the Harpy Eagle. It's amazing. I think it's the biggest of the eagles that are alive today, and it kills a lot of monkeys and when the monkeys see that fucking eagle coming man they go crazy they scream and run they run around the tree they're trying to hide this motherfucker comes in looking like a demon just a snatch and demon from the sky they keep that sloth population in check though good luck being a sloth. Easy pickings. [2:036:06] Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Nature fucked them. Why did nature do that? Imagine they have to eat eucalyptus all the time. Or they're like, they're they start to fucking get antsy. I think that's a koala bear. Oh yeah, here right. Koala bears are actually like little bears. They're actually there, they behave like bears. Apparently when they mate, it's like very aggressive and people are first shot. Oh yeah, I held one and for the first time, I think the last time I was there, just finally got around to the stupid zoo visit and fucking, they do. Have you held one? No. Oh, it's so interesting. So it's like holding a bear bear. It is. It is. And it's just a little bear. It's like dense. Yeah. It feels like two or three bowling balls like at once. And they'll have a hand on you or whatever. So the person or you has to keep feeding it leaves of eucalyptus. [2:037:01] And if it goes like, if it goes, it felt like, because these were some addicted, like, child star fucking koala bears that work up as you all day. So I don't know if they're all like this, but if they go like 10 or 20 seconds without getting another hit of eucalyptus, they're fucking little hands start to fucking clutch it. Well, not cloy, you but like, let you know a little grip. Right, hey fucker right yeah, they get a little like Snoop doesn't it calls your face. Yep pet me bitch. Yeah, yeah Eucalyptus addicts. Yeah, that's a weird thing man You get a wild animal. Just keep you look I got him tamed look at him. He's like hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, I know I look cute. Yup, I'll bite your fucking nose off. Exactly. Now imagine a bear that's 1,000 pounds. Yeah. I think that little thing, like how dense it feels, right? Oh, it's crazy. Imagine when it's big as this room. That's how big they are. Is anybody ever hunt them with bows and arrows? Yeah, they do a lot. Yeah. Look at them. [2:038:07] It's growling. Whoa. You gotta remember those tiny little, what look like tiny paws are holding up that heavy thing. Yeah. A little heavy thing. Yeah, it's got claws. I mean, it's climbing with ease. They climb trees like it's nothing. What a crazy looking animal to imagine the first guy to see one of those you like what is that yeah look at that fucking thing how strange a giant but I guess back then everything was strange they had so many I mean Australia got so many weird animals man all the marsupials I think come from Australia which is weird like where how that happened why you got a fucking hoodie when you get a front pocket you keep your I think come from Australia, which is weird. Like, where, how that happened? Why you got a fucking hoodie? When you get a front pocket, you keep your baby in. Like, what the fuck is that? No other animals in the world, I don't think, have it. So interesting. I think they're the only animal. I think it's only, fun if that's true. [2:039:00] If Australia is the only place where there's marsupials. Because I know that Tasmanian Tiger, I think that was a marsupial, which is nuts. Because I live here at Dog. I don't know, I don't know that one. Tasmanian Tigers. You know, 70% are found and I'll show you the rest are found in the Americas. Really? What part of the Americas have... I've been really South America, 13% American one species the Virginia possum and whoa No shit Virginia that's a marsupial wow What are the big what are the other big ones? Because I know there's like for sure the biggest one is kangaroos get fucking giant There's two kangaroos is a red one and a gray one. I forget which one gets huge, but one of them gets fucking huge. Like real big and they'll fuck you up. Like they're giant. They're like seven feet tall and they'll fucking kick your guts out. They get up on their back tail. They'll sit up on the tail [2:040:00] and just fucking kick at you. What is it? A kangaroo. Oh yeah, yeah, oh they're crazy. Yeah, yeah. What am I talking about? Right, no. I was thinking about how weird it was. I got stuck on that fucking weed we smoked during the Kanye song was powerful. I typed I was one of the marsupials in South America. It's my incorrect that marsupials are the all they all carry their baby in South America. Yeah. But the big, weird ones are Australia. Any members of mammalian, in for class, marsupalia, all extent marsupials are, yeah. So it's usually have a pouch. Usually have a pouch. Kangaroos, wombat,, Bandicoots, Wombat. Yeah. I've seen all something recently. Have you seen a shark? I guess egg? Well, I don't think so. Alright, let me show you this one. It was a very specific kind. Oh, I have seen sharks in the... I thought sharks give birth. [2:041:04] So this is like the eggs before their fertilize. This is a Spiral shark egg Yo That's what the egg looks like the person that posted this video like on tiktok or so Yeah, this is the one. It was on tiktok recently. They found them on the coast Oh on the shedge and they're trying to figure out what they should do with it usually they get like lodged cook it You can see the larva usually they get like lodged cook it. You can see the larva. Whoa that's amazing. Holy shit. Phillip would hit that shit with a torch for three seconds and take it right down. Yeah. Horn shark. Horn shark. Horn shark. Look how beautiful. Okay so a lot of questions about these guys. People were asking me if they were hard because it looks like glass. I know. I know, they're actually soft. And then the paint is soft as well. I'm gonna give you a quick kiss. I don't want to squish it. But let me see if we can... It's not really a new sun. Wow. I can see if we can see through it at all. Okay, so it's actually able to get a little bit more. Wow. See the little embryo in there? [2:042:07] Oh my god, it's alive. The flesh is so exciting. Oh my god, the embryo is alive. So could they take that and turn it into a shark? Or does it have to do that inside the mother's womb? Yeah, I do. That's nuts. Like, if someone could grab that and raise it, I don't know. Can you bring it to one of them chicken places? Will they do it with chickens? Put it in an incubator? Yeah, I think you better. I don't know, I don't think I doubt it. Why can't you? I mean, I've never tried it. Because they hate sharks because people hate sharks. We could go look for one and try, I guess. I wonder what happens after that. dude's fish on and when they catch a fish, it's a mad rush to get the fish to the surface because there's so many bull sharks there. It's like infested with bull sharks and they lose fish all day long. And so this guy catches a bull shark and cooks it and eats it. And that's a real controversial thing nowadays. [2:043:01] Because for whatever reason, it's like one of those ideological things. People have that oh my god you can eat sharks did you know sharks are endangered like no maybe some maybe all over the world their numbers are down because of shark fin soup because they cut their fucking fins off and but for the most part no like especially in certain spots there's a lot of them it's like saying are there grizzly bears, are grizzly bears an endangered species? Well, they're not even in most of the places where they used to be, which is probably a good thing. But that's it right there. Well, it's gonna hatch here in a second. But they're not, they're not low numbers if you go to where they live. There's a lot of them there. It's just like they're not in San Francisco anymore. But if you go to the north, they're there. You can find, go to Alaska. You'll fucking find a lot of them, man. They're there. So it comes out like that, I guess. Wow. And Deary could put one in an aquarium because that's where they have... So they just lay them. Yeah. And then they come out like that. Okay, so that's a little bit like a hippo's face. [2:044:08] It's wild looking. Like look at that, it looks kinda like a hippo to me. Yeah, yeah. What a cool egg though. God, that's amazing. Yeah, that's one of the wildest things about the ocean. If the ocean did not exist, and we found a world somewhere that was filled with the creatures of the ocean. We would be freaking the fuck out. We'd be like, dude, it's so nuts. They got mammals. They speak languages. They have these creatures that hide from each other by literally mimicking the floor of the ocean until something comes by. It's only a few sharks. Like a cat shark which I've never heard of. Lay eggs. So most sharks give birth to live offspring. Wow. Interesting. Cat shark. Well. You know the weird one is like, you can't keep a great white shark in a aquarium. [2:045:02] I also noticed that orange shark had two dorsal fins. Maybe there's some sort of differentiation between, like this is technically not a fish, but it is a shark, but it's not a big fish. Right, like a cousin. Yeah. Yeah. Cause it doesn't really look like a shark traditionally. Well, it looks a lot different than the sharks. It fuck up surfers. That's crazy. It keeps me from surfing, bro. Yeah. Oh, I'm not into it. No. I watched a video yesterday. I don't know if it was real, but it was a guy on a surfboard where the shark just up and just gets his whole chest. Oh. God. It sends me to the air and is just getting his whole chest with a bite and you're watching it. I don't know if it was real though. That's the thing about today. Right. It looked real. Yeah. A little bit of surfer and then all of a sudden he gets bit. I don't fuck around with the ocean at all. The rivers here, the lakes here, all nice, very fun. I'll never get in the ocean again. Never liked it when I did, not my thing. [2:046:01] Spooky place. Yeah, it's crazy. You're very, very, very vulnerable in that spot. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, you can't move good. Uh-huh. You go into a place where there's a bunch of monsters and you can't move good. Slow move. You're so slow. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And they're like, it cheerio. We're the one cheerio left in a cereal bowl for them. It's just scoop. I was watching a video yesterday of a shark attacking another shark, it bites the shark's tail off. So there's one smaller shark is swimming and this big shark comes up behind it and bites his tail off. You wanna get in there with that? They kill each other. You wanna get in there with that? They're monsters, they move so much faster than you, you're so vulnerable and they kill each other. What are they gonna do to you? They're gonna try you. We think they're gonna, oh that's a person. I don't like you people. They're just the mindless black-eyed like no, no nothing just death in that eye. That's like space that eye. [2:047:00] That eye has no emotion, just um, um, um, um, um. You're gonna get in there with that? What for thrills? Oh, you like the way the water feels under the board. Okay. I have a lot of friends who do it. God bless you. Yeah, not me. Wild, not me. Crazy. Not me. I'd want to be an iron man outfit with missiles. Yeah. Fuck Yeah fuck out of here. That'd be a fun way to do it that video that guy getting eaten off the Egyptian coast Is absolutely horrific. No, I still haven't seen that. Oh my god It's horrible because the guy's getting killed watch stand by me is playing Oh, and you're watching the guy bob up and down there. He's screaming for his dad Well the shark is eating him alive in front of everybody, in front of a resort. Damn. Bro. So it's a scary way to go man. Yeah. Imagine resorts. Imagine if there was a resort and the resort was at the edge of the forest. If you go in the forest, you go at your own peril because there's werewolves out there. [2:048:03] And most people were like, yeah, but it's really fun to like skirt along the edges of the werewolf park. So long as you don't go in the park too deep like hey just I really love being in the trees it's worth it it's worth the risks. Werewolves are only a werewolf once a month. The moon has to be full. Oh every other day you can just like you can go fucking the woods you have to worry about shit right you could you go camp you could have a good time but when that fucking moon is full this way more sharks than werewolves yeah oh yeah they can only be a couple of werewolves right yeah this is the new thing Colorado they just released wolves so population of this area where the wolves are being released, the two thirds of the people voted against wolf release. Colorado is releasing wolves and taking Trump off the ballot at the same time. Yeah, they're releasing wolves and you know, they have this ideological idea. The problem with releasing wolves is [2:049:08] yeah wolves used to be there and wolves are cool but the world's different now they have ranchers there and these ranchers they're going to get attacked by wolves their cattle are going to get slaughtered by wolves people are going to lose their dogs like everything around there is going to have to deal with these repercussions, people that are actually around wolves, whereas the people that voted for it for the most part are in these urban areas, where they're like, my God, wolves are amazing. Let them go. But they don't know what a wolf is because they're never around them. Doesn't mean that wolves aren't cool. They're the coolest fucking animal of all time. But boy, you want to bring them in. You want to get, you know, where they, if you want them really in your neighborhood. Where they there and not there anymore because the ranchers killed them. Yeah, right. Yeah, they killed them. The people coming across America killed them because they were killing all the cattle and they were killing people's dogs. And, you know, it was, you know, not good [2:050:00] that they made them extinct. But not good also if you let them populate unchecked. So the problem is a lot of times they get them in and the pretense from these wildlife biologists when they hit a specific number, they'll open up a season for wolf hunting. But most people are opposed to wolf hunting ideologically because you're like wolves are amazing, they're beautiful, you shouldn't hunt them. Right, but the thing is you let them go and now if they're there and they overpopulate, like historically, that's been terrible. And I know people don't remember because we've never had like wolf issues during our lifetime because the settlers killed the wolves. If they didn't, there would be wolf issues. That's just the fact. If you let a large population of wolves exist in a place where people exist, you're going to have wolf problems. And people in Canada are well aware of this. And people are in Alaska, they're well aware of this. And now people are going to find out in all those areas where they've brought wolves. And if they don't manage the population, [2:051:01] it could get to be a problem. I've talked about it ad nauseam, but I'll bring it up one more time. In World War I, there was a ceasefire between the Germans and the Russians, because so many of them were getting killed by wolves. They decided to band together and hunt the wolves. Guess what? That can happen here. Yeah. That can happen everywhere. That can happen where wolves are. Especially if you let wolves go unchecked, and if the people that live in the city is like, wolves are amazing. I wish there was more of them. So it said they're just releasing five, is that what it said? What does that mean? Right, they're gonna fuck. Yeah, they're gonna stick together, they're gonna fuck, and then, you know. There's also wolves that are making their way into Colorado organically because Colorado boy borders Wyoming Wyoming has wolves and Wolves are coming in Organically and they think maybe grizzly bears There's been reports my friend Adam Greentree that we're just talking about before he got video footage of what he says as a grizzly bear Looks a lot like a grizzly bear in the San Juan mountains. There's been reports of people seeing them [2:052:02] Make sense they can they can walk over there. But to bring them in and to want more of them, want more wolves. Like, yee. You better be willing to manage their population because it'll get to a point where then people will revolt. It's going to get sketchy. It'll be like a lot of other things that happen in this country that are ideological decisions. People think about like a wolf with their emotions. Like wolves are amazing, they're incredible creatures. I wanna see a wolf. Do you? Are you sure? Do you wanna die by a wolf? People die by wolves. That's little red riding hood. That's what that's all about. Those kids stories about the big bad wolf. That what that was was about humans used to get attacked by wolves. They'll fucking tell you. I don't think we had them in Ohio right? Of course I did. At one point in time wolves have larger than life places than the human imagination. The stories we all grow up with and tell each other said polis to see them in their natural habitat and turn around [2:053:04] cautiously, curiously at us is a really special moment that I will treasure for my entire life. So that's the governor who was really smiling and clapping because he thinks he's doing the right thing when they release the wolves. He thinks he's doing the right thing. You just have to manage the population and it's really hard to do that. That's the reason why they poisoned all the wolves back then. That was really the only way to significantly affect their population numbers. You can't hunt them. You can, but you're not going to put a dent in them. They're just too good. They're too smart. They're too good at moving. They're going to smell you from a mile away. Once they realize that you're hunting them, good luck. Unless you're hunting them from helicopters and you're doing this like a really barbaric way, just have like a hunter go hunt them. The best hunters are, you know, not that successful wolf hunting. Like wolf hunting is difficult. It's a really hard thing to do. [2:054:01] You know, they get smart. And also you have to go to where they are and they're very nomadic, they can move around, they travel, they can traverse a mountain so easily, they can get away from you so easily. You ever see one when you're hunting? Never see. I saw one once, going across the road, I believe. I'm not entirely sure, but it looked like a big dog and it was really late at night and it was in Alberta where they have a lot of wolves and we were in the woods. It was going across a dirt road and it was but it was at like at darkness like past dusk. It was starting to get dark but I saw this thing run across the road but I've never seen one up close. Yeah. That was once driving us through past Yellowstone. Is that Wyoming? Yellowstone is in Montana and Wyoming. Yeah, but we were going through I think Wyoming for some reason and maybe Montana. But anyway, I had something like that where I thought I saw Bison and the whole Kiltoni crew that was in the car as I'm driving but I had been driving for hours really, but I'm, I was positive at the time. [2:055:06] They have them out there. Yeah. But everyone else, there was someone in the back, I can't remember, but someone was like, no, I saw that. It was a blah, blah, blah. I'm like, no, that was a bison. But they might not know. Yeah. You could both, either one of you could have been right. They definitely do have them there though. Have you seen one of those? Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've seen them in Yellowstone. Yellowstone's weird. Cause it's like this open air zoo. Over the animals behave so much different. Like the elk just hang out over by like where the fuck conventing machine is. They're just laying on the ground. I took a couple selfies with them. Wow. Yeah, I gave myself some distance. I didn't even run up on them, but I'm like, Hark, you know, they're everywhere. And they've realized that the wolves don't come to the visitor center, so they hang around the visitor center. So they don't get jacked by wolves. Because when they reintroduce wolves into Colorado, that's where they reintroduce them. Excuse me. When they reintroduce wolves into Montana, that's where they reintroduce them. They reintroduce them into Yellowstone. [2:056:06] They spread out from there and went all over the place. Wow. Yeah. What was the thought behind that? Yeah. The Yellowstone people wanted that? Well, I think it was wildlife biologists and conservation groups and people voted on it. I think the idea was to reintroduce them and then manage their numbers. But then the thing becomes, once they've reintroduced them, then the wildlife activists, they don't want you to hunt them. And so that becomes a lot of disputes about whether or not they should open up a wolf hunting season. They have in Montana. They haven't in other places. I think you can hunt wolves in Montana. You can definitely hunt wolves in Canada. I think you can hunt wolves in Idaho. So you can trap them. No, you can trap. There's a bunch of different laws in different places. So I don't want to speak out of tone. Right. Out of line. But I know you can hunt them like legally. You could shoot them in a bunch of states now. [2:057:04] Montana believes one of them. But where what states can you hunt wolves in? What do you do with you can you get a wolf you can? No one does though, but like some of the trappers like there's like ancient trappers and one of these guys It was a famous ancient trapper forget his name, but his favorite food was wolf You like to eat wolves the only time is acceptable to shoot a wolf in Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming, states where wolves have had to undergo reintroduction is when a wolf attacks a person or threatens livestock. Well, where are they hunting wolves then? Is this still true? So ranchers can shoot them. Only rent. Just gotta be. So it must be only Canada and Alaska? Wolf tag. Okay. Wolf permit can be purchased under the deadline, but a purchase after the deadline requires 24 hour wait period for use. The cost of a non-resident wolf tag is $50. [2:058:00] So that means you can buy a tag for wolf hunting. Is this an old? I just typed in where can you, uh, literally typed in. Right. Can you So that means you can buy a tag for wolf hunting. Is this an old? Right, but is that an old article where it says there's no wolf hunting? Oh, it's no wolf hunting inside the park itself Yeah, this one was for Yellowstone. Right. You can't hunt wolves. You can't hunt anything in Yellowstone But where can you legally hunt wolves? Can you just Google where can you legally hunt wolves? Okay, there it goes. Where can you legally hunt wolves in Canada or the United States? Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's like province to province. However, wolves have been delisted from the Endanger actor now managed by state wildlife agencies. That means hunting and trapping of gray wolves is allowed in certain states, but with specific regulations and hunting seasons in place. So that's when they delisted them, when they realized they had gotten to a point, but they think they've gotten beyond the point where they initially said they would start hunting them. Which states hunting? 12.12, though. Okay. [2:059:05] Minnesota and Wisconsin. Bad day be a gray wolf and Wyoming, which today begins first wolf hunting season in more than half a century. Okay, Wyoming, you can hunt them. It's one of three states. The other two are Minnesota and Wisconsin that will offer hunts for the first time and decades this fall. It's not easy. I talked to a guy who's a wolf hunter on Instagram. He's killed quite a few wolves with a gun with a rifle. Yeah. And he was telling me it's not easy. It's very difficult. It's hard to get to them. They're very smart. And the whole idea behind it is that like, oh my god, these hunters are going to kill so many wolves. He's like, most people are not gonna go through this to get a wolf. It's like, it's very hard to do. And they travel in packs. They travel in packs. And if you're out there on your own and you only have one rifle and they want you, right? You got a problem. Yeah. And if you're, to avoid detection [3:0:06] and to be able to sneak up on them. And then you're super vulnerable. Oh my God. Oh my God. If they find out you're hunting them and they find out you have to do this, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Every time you let us reload, we got all the time in the world. I mean, ch-ch-ch-ch. It takes a second or two. Oh yeah. If one's coming in this way and one's coming in that way and you shoot that one, they just fucking, you just spit it out. They just sprinkle you from the side. Ah! If wolves realize that people have to reload. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Then you're gonna have to have semi-automatic. You're gonna have to have wolf proof outfits. Where was he hunting wolves at Alaska? I'm not sure. It's one of those states, I guess. Maybe it was Wyoming. I thought it was Montana. But I know I've seen wolf hunting videos. This is this guy Ryan Lampers. He's a fascinating dude who's a hunter who is a very articulate, very intelligent, interesting [3:1:04] guy and he hunted a wolf and put it on YouTube. And I was watching this like, this is wild. You can watch someone shoot a wolf on YouTube. Wolf hunting. But wherever he was, it was legal. He had a wolf tag. That's why I was asking. I was like, what states? So I guess Wyoming's one of them. I don't know if, I don't know what the could do it in only specific times, but they're not putting a dent in the population. That's the point. The point is they're going to keep growing. Their packs are going to keep growing unless they do something about it. They're never going to do what they did when they killed them off in the beginning. They just left a bunch of dead horses and they filled them up with strict nine. The wolves would go and eat the horses. Oh. Yeah, and the alphas would get it first, right? So the alphas would get sick and die off and then it would confuse the population and the rest of them would go and eat it and they did all die. Wow. Yeah. Pretty amazing. Pretty amazing that they killed off the wolves that way. [3:2:02] You read before it to now this was was updated the last year or this year. It's changed and Wisconsin at least. Maybe Minnesota also. So they can't hunt them anymore in Wisconsin. And they're relisted under Endangered Species Act in February of 2022 after the hunting and trapping season killed 218 wolves, which represented 83% more than the state's goal. So that was Wisconsin. Interesting. Let's go back up again. In Alaska Wolf season generally stretches from August 1st to April 30th, though different game management units may have different dates. Idaho allows wolf hunting year round on private land. Public land is more restricted, depending upon the game management unit, the season can span from August 1st to June 30th, or be earlier and shorter from April 1st to November 14th. Traping also has a more restricted season both public and private land. Traping is rough. Yeah, that's weird. Traping is rough. [3:3:01] That's a rough one. Yeah. That's a rough one. You fucking clamp them down or strangle them. And then just trap there, freezing the death. Yeah, they find them like, rigging mortists. That's crazy. Yeah, it's wild. You know it's wild. Fur is offensive to people. Like Tim Dillon came in the other day at his giant raccoon code on amazing. Yeah Fur is offensive, but leather's not Right The leather's just skin without the hair It's all it is Skin with the hair is like hey Right you're a terrible person and the person probably has a leather belt on. Yeah, might have like leather sneakers on. Right. Leather's fine. Yeah. You are also participating in death. Yeah. That where they just get the skins off this thing and turn them into your clothing and you're fine with that. Yeah, it's hair with staff. That's okay. One is to take the hair off and make it black and shiny. Yeah. [3:4:02] That's crazy. It's most people's shoes. What percentage of shoes, especially dress shoes, are leather. Oh yeah. Super high percentage, right? And purses and... Oh my god. Luggage. Yeah. Here's how goofy California is. California made it so you can't have Python anymore. The skin? Yeah. So if you want to buy Python boots, you can't get them in California. It's illegal. You son of a bitch. What are you doing? Meanwhile, Florida is overrun with pythons. Florida has so many pythons they have a bounty on them. I literally was gifted. This is how crazy Texas is. I was gifted last night. Someone had it sent up to the green room I was gifted Python cowboy boots last night less than 20 hours ago you'd be arrested in California it arrests you that's amazing yeah and then charge you all kinds of crazy taxes yeah hilarious it's a nuts normal, it's nuts. [3:5:08] This country might as well be a bunch of different European states. European countries that have completely different languages, completely different cultures. It's so different here. It's so different. In so many ways, it's so ridiculously different. That you look at what people are tolerating in these other places. You're like, why? Why you letting them tell you what to do? It's crazy. Dude, Python's already in danger, you fucking idiot. Right, San Francisco is a different fucking world. Yeah, you went, huh? This stand-up tour that I've been on has been crazy because it's been a real like, okay, let's see where they're at, you know, cause you're in downtown, you're at a hotel downtown and you're at the airport. So you get the same type of barometer for each city and how they've, you know, what they're going through or how they've recovered in San Francisco, downtown San Francisco. [3:6:02] And I can't believe, and of course they're not but I can't believe how the news or any Mainstream things don't cover this more because it is crazy the damage control or the press however they However, this isn't a huge story. It should be a as big of a story It was remember like Flint water. Yeah, like it's like that except it's the streets so Unless you're getting out of a fucking, you know, out of a door and walking straight across the sidewalk into where you're going, you're at massive risk at any point in San Francisco. The streets are rampant with everything and anything. Wow. I saw more people shooting up on the sidewalk. I saw more people shitting. I saw humans shitting multiple, multiple. It's just a normal thing. You just poop on this sidewalk, I saw more people shitting. I saw humans shitting multiple, multiple. It's just a normal thing. You just poop on the sidewalk. You get out of a wheelchair and you lean over next to your wheelchair. You go poop and you pull your pants up and you get back in the wheelchair and they keep going down the street. It's like Grand Theft Auto at night time. You know what I mean? Things people are just straggling along. [3:7:05] It's just, but nothing's really... We driving? I wasn't personally driving. We had a car service there. Jesus Christ. But let me tell you what stood out, is the fucking hotel had massive private security guards that looked like cops, but they're not cops. They're security guards, because the cops are whatever they can't, they're busy or defund it or whatever's going on up there. They're nowhere to be found. And so these, like say a nice hotel or a nice venue has to hire not off-duty cops, but fucking security, a massive like old football players and shit. Just huge dudes with fucking... Just to keep the cooks out. Exactly. Because the weekend that we went there, they had just raised, I can't remember the thing. But they're like, you're here on a special weekend whoever picked us up from the airport. They're like, so this is the weekend that goes in effect where you can now loot, updo, a higher amount. But like last week, it was 800.. It's 2000 or 10,000 something crazy. That's a good idea [3:8:08] What is the looting thing oh make it so that you could just loot well I mean there was there's a point where we're standing out there It'll make everything looking at a store across the street and we're like we could go in there I'm talking take something like we could Us and we're not being serious, but we're literally like you could go and you can take something. You know how they have everything locked up in plastic? Yeah, look at that. Whitney sent me this video of this guy in New York City and he brings a blow torch until like a Walgreens and he just blow torches those plastic things and pops him open and takes all the medication out and all those stuff that he wanted out, puts it in a bag, no one stops him. Like, what are they? Again, how much of this is engineered? How much of this is, you know, the great conspiracies about people that are trying to engineer the downfall of America? What better way than destabilizing all the cities with rampant crime and constantly changing the laws [3:9:07] to make it easier and easier to commit those crimes and never adjusting. Never adjusting when you see that there's more chaos, more looting, but never adjusting. Constantly defund the police, constantly do all the things you did that led to this mass, double down, double down, double down to win, to win, till it's that movie, till win, right, till win. You might have seen this guy before. He runs a channel called channel five. Now, it just be called all gas, no brakes. I watched this video. He made, this is not all the footage he got, but he has a 45 minute documentary on the streets of San Francisco. Just here at the beginning, he's interviewing a guy, I think this guy's about to smoke crack, and while it's happening, a huge driver gets their car robbed right in front. He goes with in depth crazy people. Oh, the car's just rolling with no one's driving. [3:010:01] What did I just, I'ma took it. He goes with this guy. Is someone driving that? Yeah, and they're just rolling. In reverse with the car door wide open, after I said Grand Theft Auto. So where else do you see that other than Grand Theft Auto? So he goes deep into the like the tenderloin district. Some of these guys are giving them really in depth interviews admitting this stuff that would probably get them arrested, but they're explaining why they're not afraid of saying it. Why it's like, it's, it's wild. This guy that there's another 45 minute or 40 minute video with this guy named Jack the Bipper. This guy goes around and steal stuff and explain to him why. How he does it. He goes with him on one of his like robberies. Some of it's tucked on his Patreon, which I have not seen in some of that looks even crazier. one of the videos he goes jack the bippers got a patreon No, no this guy. Oh, that made this whole thing Andrew Callan yeah, yeah, Andrew Callan he's got only fans he goes into a harm reduction facility There's this isn't a 30 minute video showing like what they're giving people the drugs. They're getting the needles It's all it's lit. This some of the footage. He got is insane and that's insane Francisco This is just what's on YouTube again. Some of it is not on YouTube and it is crazier [3:011:09] Wow And this is very recent footage I keep put this out within the last couple weeks So it's all with like up to date. This is what it's like on the street there Okay Why is that engineered? Is that just a failure of government, just incompetent government, or is someone trying to fucking ruin the country? Are they doing a really amazing job of it? Is that what's happening? Something's up. If it wasn't happening, let's pretend it was. Let's pretend this some guy like the Joker and he's engineering the collapse of America. And he's doing it and he's engineering the collapse of America and he's doing it and he's doing a really good job. Look, if this was a movie and you watch this movie in 2015, you'd be like, there's no way in but he could do that. They couldn't do that. It's not 2015, it's only eight years ago. You're telling me that eight years ago someone could re-engineer society and have like a total [3:012:04] collapse of law and order in the streets of San Francisco. Dude, I filmed triggered in San Francisco in 2016 and it was great. Yep. There was 2016. It was great San Francisco. We go to nice restaurants, hang around. There's a few homeless people back then. There's still people pooping in the street, but it was a small number. Right. There's no tents. There's none of number. Right. There's no tense. There's no none of that. Right. So from 2016 to 2023, the whole thing has completely changed. And that's one of the weirder parts. Is it the same architecture and beautiful, hilly streets and all of these san, the font on the street signs, all the little exactly. Yeah. And it's all still there, except it's fucking... Just, and truck, I mean, everything is paying people. Yeah, paying people to live in the streets. And it's a lot of, a lot of downtown. Like you have to go like over a bridge, and then you still see the outside [3:013:00] and scatter it around and boom. Like it gets less and less, but you have to go. I'm talking out of the city, we didn't stop seeing chaos until at least 15, 20 minutes into our drive out of the city. Whew. Apparently in Seattle, Bellevue has none of it. Bellevue is the rich area of Seattle. This is the beautiful downtown shopping area, a gorgeous area apparently. They're like, right. You forgot her. Yeah. No, this is where the rich people live. Get the fuck out of here. But in San Francisco, they're like, we need to help these houseless people. Oh, it's the ultimate conundrum. Because it's like, what are they doing? What are they doing? Is it engineered? I think, because they, look, if it was, yeah, way to go. Me guys fucking nailed it. Who would have ever thought? I'll say this is that one thing I noticed was we went to dinner at a, or basically lunch after we landed at a really, really, really good Chinese restaurant there in Chinatown. [3:014:03] I can't remember the name of it, but it's like legendary. Anyway, and I did notice that a ton of the people around us sitting around us were gay couples. Like gay men, gay San Francisco men, the other stereotype of San Francisco, right? Downtown at least. And I thought to myself, I wonder if there's a correlation between having an extremely high gay population and homelessness and looting and stuff running rampant because I thought about West Hollywood and Beverly Hills. And I thought to myself, hey, maybe they're just butt-fucking and then, you know, who gives a shit what's going on out there. And by the time you get down there, you're so virtue signaling and progressive, right? That there has to be a correlation. I'm also so high by the... So high. I was trying to figure out where you going with that. I have been fucked since that, whatever that fucking thing is. Good stuff. I think it's a progressive thing for sure. [3:015:02] Elon talked about it. It's like there's a mind virus. This is woke mind virus. To go against that in any way, and to oppose these people camping out is to dehumanize them and to degrade their choices. It's just nuts. It's just nuts that they've allowed it to get so far gone to the point where how do you fix that and how did they fix that when G-Zing pain came to town. Did anybody ever figure that out and what happened to those people? Where did they put them? Nobody ever explained it. They just moved everybody out, cleaned up the streets, put up fences, no more camping, cleaned it up, put up them China flags. Or they cleaned up his route. But it doesn't matter. Pacific route with fences and everything. It just shows that they could have done it all along. Yeah. So why wouldn't they? If they could do it all along, and they did it for the leader of China. Right. What? [3:016:00] Why wouldn't you do it for us? Why wouldn't you do it for the people that live there to make it nicer? What? What are you doing? And did you let it go back? Like what happened after Gigi and Ping left? Did she's like, yeah, go back to shit in the streets. Yeah. They fucking pressure washed the streets. They did everything. You have to wake up the poop because it's not dog poop. So you have to look down at the side. Uh, runny diarrhea junky poop. Yes. Blatant human poop. Oh, God. Often times that a lean of a 90 degree leans worth away from walls. Jack's in the box in meth. Yep. Yep. Yep. Thick, earthy, runny, soft, yet thick and long shit. You probably smell it. And by the way, that's how plagues get started. And you also see other shoe prints in this shit. You know what I mean? You're like, oh, someone's already, because it's like smeared, and then you have to look at that second step. You come home your dog sniffing your shoes. Like, why you sniff my, oh god damn it. You the fuck are you bringing in the house? Yeah. Oh my god. I found out that in Skid Row, [3:017:08] they found some medieval diseases. I think they found typhoid in Skid Row. See if that's true. With typhus, that's right. Which is just nuts, man. That is like a medieval disease. And it came back in the day, look, if you go back to ancient societies before they had indoor plumbing, people just shot out in the streets, they shot in buckets and they threw it out into the streets. Oh my God. They had public outhouses in New York City. In like the 1800s, they had public outhouses where people would go out there and just shit. And they had these tenement buildings where everybody stacked on top of each other, just It's hundreds it public outhouses where people would go out there and just shit And they these ten of it buildings where everybody stacked on top of each other just living in each other's shit Oh my god 2019's who knows what there's now inside the squalor on skid row as typhoid scare grips Los Angeles Fucking typhoid look at that good God. What's it? What's it? [3:018:01] The crazy thing about skid row dude skid Row was really bad when I was filming Fear Factor. Skid Row was really bad. I had no idea. It was never discussed. It was not a thing that anybody talked about. We were filming downtown in like 2000, it's the early, Fear Factor started in 2001, so it's somewhere after that, and we're downtown. So it's way before the pandemic, way before anything. And I remember I drove down these streets and one of the streets was like, Skid Row. I was like, holy shit. Just row after row of people camping and living in washing machine boxes and refrigerator boxes and just open-air drug use and zombies wander in those streets, thousands of people. You can't believe it. And that was engineered. Skid Row was engineered. Skid Row was a place where cops would take people that were derelicts and all fucked up and they were in the way in Beverly Hills. [3:019:00] It was a big, big, big skid row. Get out of here. And they kept them in there. Oh yeah. And they put the treatment places there and the food shelters there and the homeless shelters there, like stay here. So they all stayed there. They don't have any cars. Where are they gonna go? When I moved to LA, it right out of high school. My brother told me, you don't need to go downtown unless you absolutely have to go downtown. Like that's it. You can go west. You can go all the way to the ocean. But East is not the place to go. You can go north. Kind of. You can go south. It's kind of a major city. We're downtowns of disaster. And that's exactly what I thought. But all it took was fucking, it wasn't long after that where I missed the bus stop or something like that and the whole thing fucking drops you off there. And yeah, that was... It almost came back. Downtown almost came back. Downtown was starting to get gentrified or established, whatever you wanna call it, where they were putting businesses in a lot of these abandoned places. And it was starting to become kind of cool again. [3:020:03] And a bunch of places opened there. It was like a bunch of cool again. And you know a bunch of places open there. It's like a cool bunch of cool bars and cool restaurants and 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu's in downtown. And it's like you know it's started to become a fun exciting place to be. But then the pandemic and all that progress that they had just fucking collapsed upon itself. And now it's just scary again. All of LA is weird now. All of LA has a weird vibe to it. Just a different, it's a different place. I would say that it's like, if there was this girl that used to date a long time ago and she was really cute, and then you ran into her today and she's on meth and she works with a cartel. Like, oh my god, what happened to you? Yeah. What happened to you? My neighbor, I talked to for the first time in a long time, my neighbor from LA, who we lived in the same building for years and years, told me the other day, he goes, yeah, it's a lot better now. It's, our little neighborhood is a lot better now. It's like cleaned up, and I thought to myself, [3:021:02] it's three years later, three full years since I've been out of there. And you know, what I was also thinking is like the vulnerability, you're right there. You it's the same thing, but that happened there. So how can you trust it again? Because I think I mentioned this on the show before, but I was like, in it man, We were in it and I told him, cause again, I haven't talked to him in years. I'm like, man, I'll never forget that fucking night cause him and I walked out and to the actual cross streets of Fairfax and Third right after the big riots. And like, there was graffiti everywhere. Really took me back talking with him about it. Because, you know, people say it's like the end of the Joker movie and things like that, but it was really like the end of the Joker movie. And it's not a zoo or an amusement park. You're waiting to see like a line of people or people taking pictures or like, but it was real. It was like a universal studios ride. I'm sorry. [3:022:01] So remember it was either 101 or the 10 that had those cop cars that were on fire. Like a bunch of them. Remember watching that? Yeah. You go, what the fuck? And that's your way out. What the fuck? Yeah. That's like a movie scene. Yeah. Like no way. Look at all these cop cars on fire. Yeah. There was a moment when we went out there on that big night The traitor Joe's that's behind us was on fire the paper source across from that had its glass broken on people just running around Okay, putting we're fucking birthday cards into bags and just running to cars that had no license plate one after the other After the other people running from every direction direction we're hearing broken glass from different distances like oh god that's right here oh shit there they are yeah going into this I saw one I saw one in woodland hills they smashed into this closed door they were running into this closed door we were driving by like holy shit look at that yeah they just smashed to window and they were running inside of it and that night they had helicopters [3:023:04] over Melrose if you, because a couple places were completely on fire that big night. And the helicopters were filming all the different looting. And that was another one of my hoods, was fucking all of that. And the big things on fire, and that you're watching them empty, and you know the people's faces, you know who owns those businesses. You're like, hey, Matt, hey Tony, how's it going? Good to see you're driving a coffee, whatever. Like neighborhood friends, everything. The coffee shop, the fucking... Watch Repairman, the fucking every job, dry cleaner. All these people, all those relationships, and you're watching Shikit taken out their windows are broken and people are just taking a shit. Wow. It would never happen here. I know that. Well, it probably wouldn't happen here, because too many people are armed. But also, how crazy is it that it happened there? We would have never believed that. Never believed that in 2015 that things could change so quickly. [3:024:05] But again, if you want to go full Alex Jones, that's the test run. That's the test run. If things can get that bad in that very specific area, it takes three years for them to recover. Imagine the scenario that you saw in that movie, trailer. Civil War movie trailer. Fuck, dude. It's crazy. Maybe we'll pull out of the fire. San Diego is nice though. Was it? Yeah, it was. There's still a lot of homeless downtown, but yes, exactly. Military community. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, a lot of discipline in that town. It seems like if people think that you could maybe might have a gun that people behave themselves a little bit more. Yeah, it's interesting. Funny how that works. So weird. All right, I gotta be, let's wrap this up. Tony, you're the man. Rock and roll. Appreciate your brother. I'm very, very happy for your success. Watching Kill Tony, Crush It in Arenas has been really inspiring. [3:025:01] It's very cool. And watching what you guys have been able to do in that show, which is, I say it, I'll say it again. It's the cornerstone of community in Austin. It's the cornerstone of the community in this country, and which means it's the cornerstone of the comedy community in the world. It really is, because it teaches people that it's just about being funny. It's about going for the joke. You have one minute, there's no room for anything else. And it's all wild. It's a wild show. We're having a blast. You are having a blast. It's beautiful. I love it. Thank you. I'm very happy. We're having fun at your club. We're having so much fun, dude. All right.