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Donnell Rawlings is a stand-up comic and actor. Catch his new special, "Chappelle’s Home Team – Donnell Rawlings: A New Day,” on Netflix. www.donnellrawlings.com
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Now people gonna be ready and quick to just second guess anything that you say. Yeah, that's that's a fact until we can read each other's minds Till we can find out for sure that's gonna change the whole game. Yeah, that reason why he's mine. Yeah That's definitely gonna limit a lot of street fights Most of them. I mean you talk about your your imminent danger senses are gonna be one of 100% if you read somebody's mind Yeah, yeah, I don't know if I want to do that. I do. I like having secrets. I'm all in I like having secrets too, but I like going all in I think all in I think I think it's just inevitable We were talking about it in the last podcast about there's something they're gonna be able to shoot into your neck What did he say the way described it? Something like an injection that will take over sort of well It's the way it interacts with your brain cells thread. Yeah, so thread itself in your brain cells So literally like having I think we're gonna have built-in Wi-Fi internet systems where we're connected to each other's heads So this would be the request was like us a study They're gonna try out on people or you can just go to your doctor and say shoot me with the brain shit I think eventually it's gonna be shoot me with the brain shit first. You got to get it on a clinical trial That like a heroin addict Who do you get for that? Like who is close to no brain cells and shit? That's when we tried with what is that movie? There was a movie where a dude got shot and they put some chip in his back Upgrade upgrade. Yeah, and it did that to him. It turned to be like I don't access to all the information He knew martial arts You knew how to move and everything was happening like that He was a basically like a supercomputer inside of a person that can do everything Artificial intelligence is right down the line. They're talking about this shit shooting it into your brain. We're gonna share a network We're all gonna be on a network. There's gonna be a lot of white people joining that effort because black people don't fuck with needles, bro We don't do that unless it's heroin we don't take out Say that but how many how many athletes are on steroids? Yeah, but that's a different that's a different animal I'm talking about the average black. I know that's right in Brownsville or okay watch or something like that Yo, I got this new brain shit. We ejected through a needle. They don't fuck you up. They don't wanna hear that shit That's hilarious and that's probably true I mean how many people are gonna try that like who's gonna be the earliest adopter again then a shot in your neck Then that lets you read everybody's mind Then what are you gonna do it? It's gonna fuck our job up man Because like half of what we do is say shocking shit that people know is kind of true But you can't believe you're saying it and then you have people always like oh not the old winter subway Joe coming up You come down if you could do that that'd be the ultimate fucking joke hater right there. Oh, yeah Two guys walking the bar. You don't got anything other than that Not think I think I had to pass on that keep it bro Yeah, it's gonna be weird when would you get it like you wouldn't would you want to be the first comedian to have it? You almost want to be a fool who doesn't have it if you want to be a comedian Yeah, yeah, I want to watch other motherfuckers do it first. Yeah Oh, yeah in the back, but the problem is they're gonna fucking take over like finances like instantly They're gonna as soon as they upload their brain. They're like, I just gonna get all this money I'm gonna figure out a way to get all this fucking money and then by the time you shoot it into your head They've already got the system locked down. We'll see that's you have different level of people that you hang out with cuz Your level be like how we get the money, but my level be like yo, we got this bracing How we gonna get some ass off of this dog? You can get it You'll be more you can read a broad mind you get all the answer all of it Yeah, you would know but then it wouldn't be fun like half the fun is not knowing if somebody likes you All right, you don't know what's gonna happen here. This is gonna work out