What Was Chris Farley Doing in the Bathroom with Andy Dick?

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Artie Lange

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Artie Lange is a stand-up comedian and actor, best known for his tenures on The Howard Stern Show and the sketch comedy series Mad TV.

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The last movie Chris Farley ever did was Dirty Work. So I'm in the movie room. And after, right after Dirty Work right before he passed away, he hosted Saturday Night Live. So Norm was still doing weekend updates. So Norm caught me up and said, listen, Farley's out of control with Coke. Come to the party after the show because you got to help me watch him. Like that's how bad he was. I was watching. You had to help watch him. I had to help watch him. So this is how fast Norm is though. This is a testament to Norm's wit. So I'm at the party and Norm is talking to somebody and I'm watching Chris. I'm on Coke. I'm coked up. So I see Farley disappeared into a bathroom with Andy Dick. Oh boy. Okay. Him and Andy going to a bathroom. They come out five minutes later like giggling. Norm comes over to me and goes, what's going on with Chris? I go, bad news bro. He goes, what? I go, he went to a bathroom with Andy Dick. I said, there's only two reasons a man goes into a bathroom with Andy Dick and neither one of them is good. And Norm looked at me without Mr. Beaton said, holy fuck, I hope he's high. See Norm say that. Holy fuck, I hope he's high. It's a great impression of Norm. Hold it in his stomach. Good news. Chris Farley showed up on a set of news radio one day to visit Andy. Yeah, I'm sure he did. He had the complexion of wet cardboard. I've never seen a man look more unhealthy. Dude, I went to a strip club with him at Toronto. He shot the movie at Toronto. He had chicks hanging. I mean, he was just like, oh, I'm out of control. Yeah. And when he died and that chick took a picture of him, foam coming out of his mouth, laying on the ground. Yeah. That's where you knew it was going to end. That's the people you're around. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah.