Theo Von's Survival Moment - JRE Toon

Yeah, dude, if history came back, if history struck back, dude, I wouldn't make it. I wouldn't make it long. I wouldn't make it long. Ah, you'd be fine. People are adaptable. You're smart, dude, Theo Vaughn. I would lead, I would think a little bit. I would adapt. I'd lay low in the beginning. Yeah. You know, like somebody does in the- Pick your battles. Yeah. Pick my battles, dude. You have to kill somebody immediately. You have to find the first person in your group, the weakest person, and kill them in front of everybody else. Really? Yeah. The person would have to be either a terrible person who is victimizing other people. Right. Or they would have to have attacked first. Or they would have to have been such a piece of shit that people were rooting for you. Like somebody that was real chatty and you just asked them. Dude, there's no way I'm trying to survive the second coming of the universe and some dude's chatty in my group, bro. That's not gonna happen. Especially if he fucks up some hunting parties, you're out there sneaking up on a pig, and he's like, oh my God, it's so hot out. You fuck. The pig runs away and everybody's hungry. Yeah, chatty with me the first, man. I think about that kind of stuff. Like if a plane crash, I already know I'm playing ahead, dude. I'd eat a Vietnamese guy. Why? Because it's easy. It's a starter move. If you attack somebody bigger, if you eat somebody bigger in front of other people, it's gonna alarm people. You gotta eat a small person, so stature is important. I think if you gum down a Viet, people aren't gonna be that upset at you. Well, the Vietnamese people are gonna be super upset. What are you talking about? Someone's dad. Man, they're more understanding of things, dude. Is this a character you're playing? No. But if you eat a black lady and her family's there, they're gonna be pissed. So you think a Vietnamese person wouldn't let you slide? I think that they'd be much more forgiving over a couple of day period. I think, well- Like their relatives. I definitely think they'd be super pissed at you. But what is interesting is Vietnam is one of the few places where Americans can go back to Vietnam and they don't seem to hold any grudge at all. Exhibit A. Exhibit A, man, honestly. Exhibit A, man, honestly.