Theo Von: Owls Have Good PR! - Joe Rogan

Dude we had owl two Thanksgiving's ago. We had two hours at my sister's house. Yeah, I saw one last night actually did you yeah It was pretty not not last night night before us It was pretty fucking cool pulled into the driveway and an owl took off who's big too. It's gross I think owls the meat the oh you ate them you saying yeah, but the you guys ate owls Yeah, that's legal. You probably shouldn't say that on a podcast Well I Didn't have a lot Bill burr used to have a joke about I didn't have a lot man. I have no job. I even spit it out I'm not even joking yeah, you smoke that weed and they had to they didn't have all the things They don't have a lot of meat on them it there. I fucking don't like owls They're predators. They're important. Yeah, you don't have rats everywhere. Yeah, but I'd rat You know there. I think they're violent then they're dirty and they they get this Owls whoever did their PR you notice everybody thinks they're smart and they can read and they're like yeah They had a good PR yeah, right yeah, look at that. We only got one up Jimmy But see how much little meat is on him you think there's more Look at he's kidding. He's kidding folks. He's not eating owls the one in the middle looks like it's from another planet You know yeah Yeah, and that's what that's what it really looks like that's what it looks like on your fluff Yeah, that's a little alien little alien raptor creature. I was like a crab looks like a crab I was driving home on one was flying above me on the road and dropped a rabbit He had got a rabbit and jacked it and was flying with the rabbit and as he was flying just decided like Maybe he decided the car was too close to him or was too loud or something like that I just dropped that rabbit and fuck it and I stopped the car and check it out I was like whoa that's flirting really it sounds like flirting. Oh, if I were drops a rabbit at your feet Hey, bitch. Yeah, it's ready to fuck probably yeah like an offering Look like God for you more with that came maybe They're predators man, we never thought of them growing up as predators Yeah, that's how they told us they were wise they had yeah that monocle like fucking Like Bud Friedman yeah need the improv remember like that planners peanut