The Black Keys Performed With Dancing Outlaw Jesco White

Dude, you get wound up. Oh yeah, dude. You get wound up over nothing. I don't mean it, though. I don't mean it, dude. My step-daughter has her friends over, right? And I'm like... And I was like... She had her birthday party. She had three of her friends over. They're all 14. And they were over for two hours already. It was like a beautiful day in the summertime. And I go up into their room and there's no sound. I'm like, they're all on their devices. And I'm like, you guys need to... Give me your fucking devices. Get out of the room. I'm like so jacked up, like, starting to slaughter. And I'm like, as I'm mad, I'm like, I don't mean to sound this irritated. I don't know why I do. I just don't mean to sound that irritated. I really don't care as much as I sound. But I need to show you that there's other stuff to do and you guys should be hanging out. And then, it was weird because I was telling them, when I was a kid, we used to watch Troll 2 and we would have Sleepover watch Troll 2 and make fun of it. Troll 2, the movie? The movie, yeah. So I go up there late at night, morning and morning, they're all watching Troll 2. But the thing is, they're deep into the movie. I'm like, oh my god, we always turned it off after the first hour. I forgot to tell you. You guys are going to warp your brains watching all of Troll 2. I've never seen Troll 2. I only saw Troll 1. What's the difference? Well, there is a movie, I think, called Troll, but it's not related. They're not related? No, Troll 2 isn't related. Troll 2. How is it possible? Imagine, like, there's a Troll 1, I'm going to call my movie Troll 2. But hey, Troll's my movie. No, no, no, it's called Trolls. I could be wrong, but I really believe Troll 2 isn't related to Troll 1 at all. That is a hilarious thing. If that's true, that is a hilarious thing to do to somebody. I don't think that Troll 1 even exists, actually. Really? Yeah. How is there only Troll 2? I don't know, but this is a big thing. Is that a real screenshot? Yeah, yeah, this is a ghost thing. Oh my god, oh my god, that is so goofy looking. Well, there's this video store where we were kids who... Videos were a big deal for us, actually. Oh yeah, Highland Square Video. See, we find out if there's a Troll 1. Because if there's only a Troll 2, it's some talent. Somehow or another, it makes it even more magical. I don't think there's a Troll 1, man. Search Troll 1, it just doesn't... Maybe this one, 1986. No, it's not related, though, man. No, but there was a movie about these giant Trolls. Or was it... It's like Leonard Part 6. There's a one in Part 5, or 4, or 3, or 2, 1. But that's hilarious, it's called Troll 2. There was one movie, I want to say it was a foreign movie that was really ridiculous about these giant Trolls a few years back. And it was pretty stupid, too. I thought this was it, but this is a different one. Well that's back in the time when things were made that were horrible, and it was almost like people didn't realize how bad they were. Oh, look at this. It has no real connection to the original Troll. Which is this Troll, 1986. This is not the one that I saw. I saw some other one, the Trolls were giant. They were as big as trees, and they were in the distance. Yeah, man. It's a revelation. Something about great, bad movies, though. They're fun. Well you know how the secret knowledge of things, like videos getting passed around before YouTube, and it's no different than music was the same way. You get this weird record would come across the first Mad Professor dub record, which you would never find in Akron anywhere. You get a dub copy of that. But it was like that was videos, too. Jessica White. Jessica White, yeah. Jessica White. Yeah, Pat. Were you the first one to show me that? Yeah. Or Steve Bannock was. That fucking documentary, Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, holy shit. Dude, I've never seen it, but while they were making that, we knew someone who was in touch with Jessica. We were into Jessica based on that PBS thing from the early 90s. We've got four track recordings where we're basically quoting lines from the original documentary. We were watching this stuff in like 95, 96. Certainly. Look at them. Yeah, well check it out. We were playing our first show at the Ryman, and our very first show at the Mother Church. At the Mother Church of Country Music. We had Jessica come down from West Virginia and dance. And he got so fucking drunk. There's video of it. He got shit hammered. He took his shirt off, started twiddling his nipples. He started faking Master's. And then his sister was dragging him off stage. No one since Hank Williams. Look at that. Oh, I've never seen that. Wow. He literally got thrown out the back door with his shoes fell off. But they were his grandfather's. Yeah. And then like someone accused us of stealing his shoes. I was like, the dude fucking lost his shoes. Steal his shoes. Did you have interactions with him or did it just go on? No. I spoke to him a little bit. But you guys organized this? Yeah. Oh yeah. Didn't you want to say hi to him? I said hi to him. Oh, you did? Oh yeah. He was... But you didn't, Pat? I didn't because by the time he was there, by the time I saw him, he was wasted and it was... and he was wild eyed. Wild eyed. Yeah, it was like for real. Sometimes the joke just gets... Oh, that's like... The joke gets too real. Yeah. I thought he was coming like actually tap and do his shit, but he was just so shit-faced he couldn't do it. Well, I recommended that movie to somebody and they watched it and he was like, hey man, why the fuck did you make me watch that? Yeah, what's wrong with you? That was horrible. It's like... Those people live in hell. I try to show people that like, oh yeah, this people like... You know, some people will be like, why the fuck would you watch a movie like that? How could you say that to influence on you? I don't know. I don't know.