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Ari Shaffir is the host of "The Skeptic Tank" and "You Be Trippin'" podcasts. His latest comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew," is available now via YouTube. www.arishaffir.com
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Shane Gillis is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker and one half of the sketch comedy duo "Gilly and Keeves" with John McKeever. Watch his new comedy series, "Tires," and special, "Beautiful Dogs" on Netflix.www.shanemgillis.com
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Mark Normand is the co-host of the podcasts "Tuesdays with Stories" with Joe List and "We Might Be Drunk" with Sam Morril. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Soup to Nuts," on Netflix.www.marknormandcomedy.com
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The thing about redheads, I read this thing where it said that redheads have like something about pain. That they have a higher tolerance for pain. That they think it might actually be a genetic thing. Very. Yeah. See if we can find that. There was something about redheads and pain. Yeah, they get bullied their whole life. Study finds link between red hair and pain threshold. Wow. A thousand years of British rule. Beat you like a redhead stepchild. Right now, let's find Louie and start punching him. Oh, he can take it. I bet he can. So it says people with red hair have a very... A normal man would have killed himself a long time ago. I'm saying he's got pain threshold. I heard his new special is fucking amazing. I heard the same. I heard it's amazing. I was in that fucking sign behind him that just says sorry. You were there for it? I was just with him. I was on the road with him. Oh, yeah. Did you just type it? Did you just get him to do an Instagram? I did get him to do an Instagram. Was that you? Yeah. I got him. He just got one. And then I think he already deleted it. Ah. As soon as I left the Tory, deleted it. What a pussy. Well, you know, he had a hard time. He should be on there. You know, he was the beloved guy. And then all of a sudden he turned on him. I heard his new set is amazing. That's what I heard. All right. I'll tell you a cool story. He's going to be mad. Whoa. I don't want to disrespect the king. Don't get the guy in more trouble. No, it was just a funny thing. I got to the hotel and he was like, what are you doing? I was like, I forgot my sunglasses. I'm going to go buy a pair of sunglasses. And he was like, all right, I want you to come to my hotel room before you leave. And I was like, oh. Oh, you got to walk the door. And then of course he made, he knew he was fucking with me. He was, when the doors were closing, he was like, I'm not going to jerk off. Then anyway, I probably shouldn't have said that on here. That's all right. That's funny. He's the king. And what he wanted to show me was that some of that that he filmed. And then I saw the hour and it's like, I cannot wait for everyone to see it. From what did he film? He already filmed it? Yeah. He filmed the guard? The Hulu, right? Yeah. When is it coming out? That's a little awkward though that he showed you that. I'm not going to say that. I get it. I shouldn't have said that story. I know, I get it. Yeah. He and I talked about doing the podcast twice. Delete that story. Two separate occasions. Delete the story. No, we're keeping that story. I love him. Delete the story. He's my favorite guy in the world. He's a great guy. What's wrong with that story? That wasn't bad. You didn't say anything bad about him. I got a bad Louis story. So I used to open for him before he was in trouble. And he was like the king of comedy for a while. He was the funniest guy ever, you know, whatever. So I used to open for him and it was the highlight of my life. And then we were hanging out in his hotel room watching a movie. And we were talking and I was sitting on his bed. And he was sitting at the chair in the hotel room. And I go, hey, Louis. And I farted on his bed. On his bed. He would spit. He would spit. He flipped. He flipped. I was like, you're like the filthy comedy guy. I thought you would love a fart. And he was like, dude, what are you doing? I was crushed. But did he get actually angry? Or just like that dude, what are you doing? It was worse because he was like, I'm disappointed in you. Like, I thought we were building a relationship and you farted my hotel room. I could see that 100%. I thought he'd love it. He strikes me as a guy that would, yeah. I hate him. I could see him going both ways. Interesting. I could see him going like, that was hilarious. Or like, hey, dude, what the fuck? You caught him on a bad day. And it was a great fart too. I really thought he would be like, oh, shit.