Reviewing the Video of Biden Falling Off a Bike

Duncan thinks that the Biden that fell off the bike yesterday was a fake Biden. That's a fucking young man, dude. No! You think it's a body double? Did you see his fucking body? Bull it up. That's Biden's got a nice bod. Yeah, Biden has nice legs. He has nice legs. Don't hate. I think you're hating. I was, I couldn't have been happier to watch that guy fall off that fucking bike. That's how high gas prices are. I'll be honest. He is the gift that keeps giving. If you're not a Biden fan... I haven't seen it yet. Let's see it. It's fun. Wait, you haven't seen this? That's him. Holy shit, dude. I think that's him, dude. Watch the video of him falling. Yeah, it's definitely him. It's the video of him falling. Oh! He looks pretty toned. It's so sad. It says I'm good. Wait, he's not wearing knee pads. I think above it is the video. That's it. It's so sad. Should have had a knee pad. I hope it's just a wobble. He didn't have any knee pads. No, he goes down hard. Can I see? What's the wobble story? No, no wobble, dude. He's got good legs. What does he hit grass? Beautiful. He falls down so much, because if you look at his legs, they look pretty sturdy. So he gets there and... No, that'll fuck you up. No, we didn't see it. Fake. Oh, fake. He couldn't stop. Every time he fell, that many people would help you up. Didn't see it in that shot. No, no, there's plenty of other videos. Look at that guy smiling, because he got it. That guy was so happy. You see excitement in his thumbs? Yeah, he's going to get promoted. No matter what, you see somebody fall off a bike, you're happy. Yeah. Come on. When you're that old, it becomes really funny. Like, if a 20-year-old guy falls like that, it's not as funny as a 79-year-old guy falling like that. The president. The president coming up and being like, hey, everybody. Who falls more than him? Because it used to be they used to joke around about Gerald Ford being climbed. That's right. That was the last guy that they talked about being a klutz. What do you mean, that's right? He fell a lot. That was a good thing. Yeah, he would fall walking up the Air Force One stairs. You don't know? You didn't know that? Yeah. Well, here he goes. Stupid ass. There he goes. He's down. His foot got stuck in the little fucking pedal thing. He thought he was going to lean his weight on his right leg, but he had already put his try to get his foot out of the pedal thing and he already committed to going down. Here he goes. I'm fine. He's shookin' off. He's shookin' off. He's talking to kids now. I'm fine. By the way, he got up well, too. That's a hard fall. I think he's talking to a young'un. He's all right. He does love the young'uns. He does love the smell of them. Is that Bob Sagabond? Bob's dead. Shut up. It's funny, before, he was like, did he get assassinated? Oh, no, it's Biden. He just took a spill. Yeah, Biden, it'd be so funny to be like the PR people on that and be like, we're going to get you. You're going to be riding a bike. Everybody's saying you're not spry. Right. Here we go.