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Ari Shaffir is a stand-up comic, writer, and podcaster. Ari is the host of the "You Be Trippin'" podcast. Watch his latest comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart," on Netflix. www.arishaffir.com
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Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comic, podcaster, and actor. He's the host of "The Bertcast" podcast and YouTube cooking program "Something's Burning." He's also the co-host of the "2 Bears, 1 Cave" podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura. Watch his latest special, "Lucky," on Netflix. www.bertbertbert.com
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Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, actor, podcaster, and author. He co-hosts two podcasts: “Your Mom’s House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with Bert Kreischer. He is also the author of “I’d Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” Watch his comedy series, “Bad Thoughts,” now streaming on Netflix. www.ymhstudios.com https://www.netflix.com/title/81740857
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Imagine if you're like the middle man between the cartel and you know whatever Saudi arms dealer and you're just like We can't sell you stuff and they're like here's fucking 16 billion dollars. How crazy is Sean Penn? I was just thinking that Sean Penn went down there to write an article for Rolling Stone went and met with El Chapo And he's one of the reasons why El Chapo got caught. He's the reason El Chapo got caught. Oh, yeah Bro, what do you mean the reason it got caught? They followed him As he went with the actress El Chapo loved this this Mexican actress and he was like I want to meet her So gonna be spelling around with El Chapo. I want that shit so bad. I would love to meet like Kim Jong-un You gotta get that shirt. You could totally pull that shirt off. You see when Conor McGregor bought that same shirt and was taking pictures He was with that same pose. Yeah, really Conor was doing the same pose like Not telling anyone and so everybody had to figure out what the fuck Conor was doing. Look at him Look at his face! That might be my favorite thing ever! This is a fucking animal. God damn I love that guy. Come on man, pretty fucking close. There's nothing better in the world than a joke that no one gets but you. He wasn't explaining it at all. And people picked up on it. It's just this the handshake thing I mean Conor is normally like you know putting his fist in people's faces and talking shit And in that one he's got his hand out like he's gonna shake hands. Look at his like the same thing He's holding his hand out and Dosanios isn't even thinking about shaking his hand. He's not even looking to get his hand. Look at Dana White. Dana White's going I'm gonna make so much money. Oh my god I'm gonna make so much money for this man.