Ari Shaffir Issues Crazy New Weight Challenge to Bert and Tom

Starting February 8th, I will be gaining weight, and you guys will be losing weight. First one to pass me. Is that right? February 8th, I'll be done with my special. Okay. First one to pass me, I'll weigh in every day. So I'm gonna get down to 190. You'll pass me first. You're starting at 180 basically? I'll be at 175. I'll be in shape. Wait, what do you think you can get up to? I've been up to... I've been up to 240 before. No! Pull that picture up, Jamie. Oh, I remember that. I remember those days. No, I was in college. Oh. Oh. No, no, you got fat. You got fat when I knew you. I've been like 220. Oh, half? Yeah, I remember. And then he's eating candy. She's eating candy all day. A lot of candy. A lot of candy. All right. And then he just quit eating candy, and I was like, that motherfucker's got a willpower. That's one thing when we did the Sobe October fitness challenge, honestly. Like, legitimately. Ari was the only one I was worried about. Why? Because you're crazy. Because I remember doing jujitsu with you. I just didn't want to lose. I know. You don't like to lose. You get very serious. We played pool. And even though I'm a better pool player than Ari, I would give him the 7, 8, and 9, and we would gamble. So we played 9 ball. And I'd have to run all the balls and sink the 9 to win. But Ari could win if he sunk the 7, the 8, or the 9. So it's a giant advantage. It's a huge difference. And we would play fucking serious. He would get very competitive. And then I bought him a year of jujitsu once for Christmas or Hanukkah or whatever the fuck you celebrate. You know it's Hanukkah. Whatever. You don't even believe in God. You don't even believe in God. You're an atheist. It's nonsense. It's nonsense. Anyway, so we were doing jujitsu and he got fucking very serious. Like, we were rolling together. Like, he's really trying. Well, he's very competitive. Ari's very competitive. But like, he's got a very strong mind. And I was like, this motherfucker. We're not doing anything where like, you have to get better at a physical skill or you know, you have to do so. It's very simple. All you have to do is have willpower to stay at 80% of your max heart rate for a long time. And that's all willpower. That's really all it is. Or if you're smart enough to distract yourself, like Ari figured out how to watch movies. That was a big game changer in the fucking thing. On the strap? Yeah. Once you figured out how to watch movies while you're on a treadmill or something like that. It's annoying to have to constantly be like, that challenge part. None of us expected that to all of us to go for it. It was so crazy off each other. That's crazy. When you got the flu and then you came back from the flu and ran 13 fucking miles. That's why we didn't do a competition this year. That's that's like a competition because everybody's girlfriend or wives was like, no, no, no. Yeah, everybody would get mad. My whole family. Yeah. Plus I was just crazy man. I was so into it. I just like opened up that door. I opened up that door that I didn't I hadn't opened up that door in fucking decades. Who do you think will pass me first and wait between the two of you? Me. You think him too? Yeah. I always just become a obsessive compulsive about it. It's not it's not super fun, but I'm cool with it. If I know I got nothing to do. I got so much pizza. Do it man. How far are you gonna get? I mean, hopefully one of them stuff. How great would it be if we didn't lose any weight and just pass those? You're 180. You have to gain 25 pounds just to get the birds target weight. Oh my god. Oh my god. Tom's target weight too. So I want you to look at this. I want you to look at it. I didn't think of it that way. You're right. Tom might have done something a little early that we'll talk about in a minute, but there's stacks of steaks. Wait, what? 25. So so so so right now hold on Joe Joe. Wait, what's that? Stakes in you. Joe. What are you talking about? When I was in the bathroom, what the fuck happened? I don't know. Jamie. What's Jamie? What happened? You mother fucker. Tom. Any thoughts? You cunt. I didn't do anything. You saw the way and you walked in. You walked in on it. You saw the number. Oh. Watch the video tomorrow. This is bullshit. He leaned on my shoulder. Wait, how did you notice my idea? Well, you got lucky. You know, we're gonna do for several October this year. I remember now. We're gonna say. I saw Tom weighing in and I went. Oh, that's why I should weigh in. He's weighing in you motherfuckers. Yeah, I would never do something like that. Yeah. Oh, really? That's gonna be a video.