Ms. Pat's Take on R. Kelly | Joe Rogan

I mean there's so many people that are insulated from the kind of life that you've had. They don't know anybody like you, you know? Oh I'm realizing that Chris, my producer, I scared the shit out of him. He's like, why are you yelling at me? I'm like, Chris, I'm not yelling. You're knowing a black woman yelling. When she's going to twist in her neck and take it off her wig and unbuckle in her bra, I'm yelling. I'm just talking. My voice, I have a deep voice and it carries. You know what's crazy? Because like I said, he's a little white kid from Indianapolis. And so I'm talking on the podcast and I'm teaching him about black pussy incense. You ever heard of that? Black pussy incense? Yeah. You know that you burn. The black people used to burn in their house. I know about incense, but I didn't know about black. Yeah, he used to be called black pussy. He swore me down it wasn't real. So we put out the podcast and everybody was like, my mama say black pussy is it was the best scent out there, Joe. Okay. You look like what did it smell like? I like incense. Yeah, that was the name of it. I told you, I told him about him. He's like, what are you talking about? I'm like, I'm telling you black pussy is it everybody listen to our Kelly and burnt black pussy incense on a Saturday morning. Cleaning their house. Everybody listened to our Kelly and burnt black. Holy shit. So every week, every week I'm teaching them something that he has never heard of. What do you think about all this? Our coach shut? I think you did it, Joe. I mean, people just looked the way, you know, I tell a bit on stage, I said something about a big, big man, big, big black man. They can't read. They put sit down. They have I can't read. They put it down. My first kid father couldn't read. When they ain't got no side teeth and they can't read, they got the best sex because they practice all the time. Black men who can't read don't have sex like black men who got a nine to five who can read. The sex is totally different because they're not tired because they practice. All they do is practice on women. I mean, you got my husband gotta go to work. Joe, he ain't got time to be flipping me over, slapping me across the head. He got time for all that ghetto love. Oh my God, I'm crying. He got time for all that ghetto love. Well, you got a brother that can't read and don't work the best sex. Now he ain't gonna go to work, but he gonna watch the young and the restless and the housewife of Atlanta. But when you know, when he get back, that, that dick is laying on that pillow for you. Jesus Christ. I know what Whitney Houston went through. Everybody was like, Bobby A for Whitney. I was like, that's a dick Bobby putting down. And you know, he had to work even harder because he had more money than him. Right. Yeah. That's true. So they had a meme they put up on the Instagram the other day of how every dude whose girlfriend is paying for everything stands. And it's like a guy standing with his arm deep around the girl, like deep around holding on to her or they're waiting in line for things. Baby in public, always baby holding her hand. You can't get my hood in the hole. My hand, you know, why can you pay the mortgage? I call home. Yes. I say, I love you. He said, thank you. I'm in the bed. I was on the phone with my friend one day. So I said, listen to my husband. My husband funny as fuck. And so I said, Hey, I said, uh, baby, you want some pussy? He said, not at all. Not at all. My friend said, did he say not at all? And I said, guess what? He's snowing already. We have that type of relationship. I said, Hey, I'm going to use the fuck man with 14. Cause I think I'm an hour late and I need to get some stuff off my chest. Oh my God. He said, not at all. Joe, we bought a sleep number bed and he was like, cause his knee was messed up by the sleep number bed. I'm gonna put it out every night. I'm like, fuck yeah. So I had just got to deal with Fox for my TV show. So I walk in there. I walk in the damn sleep number, like a real nigga, bro. When they get some money, give me the best fucking bad you want. Cause I'm gonna fuck every night. There's so many $13,000 sleep number bed, but I should have known he wasn't going to do shit cause he was his sister on getting a metric that split down the middle. You know, the two matches separate. That shit split down the middle. And now every time I want to say, I got a type of, Hey, you want to come to American gets bus. Who's got the harder side? He knew he knew he's like, fuck with you on that mattress. Too soft on out. Come on. And in that we don't gave up. We just fuck in the middle. And by the time we get through the fucking mattress, I fell off the bed. Cause we in the middle of the whole lap and every time just chips and shit, just the remote, my wig, everything. As soon as I get my TV show on, buy me a magic that put us back the fucking gal.