Ms. Pat Thought Joe Killed a Mountain Lion with His Hands

I actually talked about you on my first one. So when I first did your podcast, it was this story out that Joe Rogan is a bad ass and he choked out a mountain lion. And I was like, I don't want to go talk to no white man and choke out a fucking mountain lion. That's a made up story. I know, but I didn't know at first and I was so scared, Joe. You thought it was a mountain lion killer? Like I was out there choking lions? I'm used to black people doing drive bys, but I ain't used to white people just choking out a mountain lion. So I'm trying to figure out how the fuck he get up on the mountain lion and he got the mountain lion. How do a white man sneak up on a mountain lion from behind and choke the shit out of him? He got to be strong as fuck. So I kept digging and I realized the story wasn't real. I said, I didn't want to talk to no white dude to choke out a mountain lion. Then I started, you know, I see you with that big old weight and shit. That big old horse head. Well, I know he killed that fucking mountain lion. It took a while for me to realize it took about two, about a month before I realized the story wasn't real. My own sister didn't think my own sister thought it was real. Really? She texted me. She goes, you really choke out a mountain lion? I'm like fuck is wrong with you? You're a bad ass. You're a bad ass. I mean, only you can sneak up on a mountain lion and choke the shit out of him. I don't think so. Well, I run with a knife when I run. I carry a knife with me just in case because there's mountain lions in my community. Really? Yeah, yeah. They've seen them. And I run with my dog and the mountain lion tries to jack me or my dog. I want to have something on me. So you if he jack your dog, you're going to stab him? Fuck yeah. You know, I was just telling the story about mine. You know, I'm from the South, right? So back in the day, don't get offended people, but, you know, dog fighting is big in the South. So we didn't fight like no danger shit. We just put some downlayers on the ground. Whoever dog get the best, they win the downlayers. Well, my dog was named PupPup. Now or later, you mean like candy? Now and later. The candy. Yeah. So you have the dogs fight over candy? Yeah. Oh, shit. Me and my dog used to split the candy. What ever. Let's not get some candy if it wins. Black dogs used to eat anything back then. Oh my God. Collard, green pig, feet, whatever black people didn't buy dog food. So we would, me and my dog would fight a lot. But if you got the best of my dog, I would jump in and whoop your dog ass. Because you was not going to whoop my old ass German ship. Now don't be calling in. You're talking about I'm abusive to dog because I don't own no fucking dogs. I got four crack babies and I don't have an animal. This was back in the day and I was a little girl. But that's what we used to do. It is a big thing in the South period. I knew a guy who had 30 pit bulls in his backyard. He had these boxes like that. The dogs lived in these little dog houses and they were chained to a post and they were in his yard. And I didn't see it. My friend was telling me about it, but I knew the guy. He lived in Kentucky. Yeah. We lived in Kentucky and they fought dogs. Well, we only did. It was just kids. We only like whoever dog get the best of whoever dog. That's the winning now. So if I thought Pup Pup was about to go down on his back, I would jump in and put your dog in a choke hold because I like wrestling. I was faking, yeah, I was faking for the shit out of your dog. I was not losing them now, ladies and gentlemen. We didn't eat a lot. I couldn't lose my only meal that day. Your only meal was now later? Some days and me and Pup Pup would sit on the side. We would put his head down and we would split the now later. Wow. There's a lot of people right now, listen, like is this lady for real? And I can assure them that you are. I'm for real, y'all. You've had a crazy fucking life, you know.