Joe Rogan Finds Out About "Butt Butter"

Because he had fat arms too and big titties, I mean he lost all of it. And I'm so proud of him. You could do it too. Yeah, because I was told him, I said, look, you're 19, you're on the insurance for 26, they will give you weight loss surgery. And he's like, I don't want that. I said, son, go get the weight loss surgery, then I get your titties taken off and your stomach tuck. He's like, mom, that don't sound like no manly thing. Because I had it all planned out. I was going to get his tummy tuck and his titties cut off and then I was going to get him weight loss surgery and my fat daughter, she fat and I said, I'm going to get your tummy tuck, I'm going to get your stomach cut and then I'm going to buy you an ass because she has no ass. So, and then I told my husband, he don't have no ass. I was going to buy him an ass too. Jesus Christ. He's buying everybody's asses. You know what? You know, people are getting cancer from that. Asses? Not when they take the fat from you. No, not when they take the fat. We got a lot of fat. They're getting cancer from the implants. What, titties? Ass implants. Oh, I ain't going to do no ass implants. You didn't see my ass? I got big ass. You do. It's no issue. But some people who get ass implants, they're starting to get cancer. Oh, really? Because those ass implants are only a few years old. You know what? I don't understand. I'm from the inner city of Atlanta. When we was coming up, Joe, if you wanted titties and ass, they had this thing going around and I did a podcast on it. I said, we didn't, people, black people didn't know what plastic surgery was. So the deal was you take that government barter and you rub it on your titties and your ass and they said it'll make it grow. What? Yeah. I'm not lying to you. That's what we used to do back in the day. Did it work? Watch out. Look at me. Yeah, but I don't. Look at me. I don't think it's from the butter. Oh, every better. I know rub butter on the ass guy. You don't know that government butter. That shit wasn't met up on the hot water, Joe. It won't? That's that shit. They said to the ghetto to kill everybody. Joe, I got to tell you. I got to tell you these stories. So once I was in the tub and my name was like, just put the butter on your titties and your ass. We put the butter all on my mama because she said, no, you bitches ain't got my butt on y'all. You know that shit got to last me 28 more days. She took that stench of card and she hit us and that motherfucker stuck in that bottle. She gave us one of them wooden boots. She said, scrape my shit off you bitches. We're not scraping her butter all off of us. She put that shit back in the fridge right and she beat these shit out of us. Oh my God. Did you scrape the butter off your tits and put it back in the fridge? We couldn't waste all that good butter, Joe. Oh my God. That is hilarious. She beat the shit out of us playing that whole butter. Imagine butter really did that. All you had to do to get big tits and a big ass just rub butter on it. I've had titties since the fourth grade. So that's when I did it like it. I think you just have good genetics. No, Joe. My mama didn't have no titties. Yeah, but sometimes it doesn't get your mom but it goes to you. Joe, I'm trying to sell this government butter to keep these women. Don't do that education and shit, Joe. Don't break it all the way down for the ladies. Let them try to butter before they try to poison. Okay. So go out and get you some good old government butter that won't melt and just sit on it. Like a fucking bird trying to hatch an egg. Just sit on it. Yeah, just rub it all on your booty and stuff. And they just have a seat on it like a bat. And hopefully it'll make your booties and titties grow. It worked for me. Imagine if it didn't work. Imagine if it didn't work. My question is on Yahoo. People asking that. Does butter make your butt bigger? And then I found a product on Amazon called Butt Butter. Y'all be thinking about that. But enhanced big cream for smoother, fuller, and firmer skin. I don't know if that's what I had when I was filming though. Natural butt enhanced big cream for women and men. Plump booty enhancer lotion, butt firming and tightening cream, sexy butt. Was it? Hold on. Sexy butt, lifter cream, button larger cream. This is horseshit. Yeah, most likely. It's got four stars. Somebody grew an ass from it. Nah, it's a bunch of people that are assholes that work for the company. They're reviewing it. 364 custom reviews. Hold on, click that. I need to read these. You're gonna do a good one or a bad one? The good ones. According to my flat booty, my family, and my family, I inherited flat butt syndrome. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing to have your butt hurt because you have no padding when you sit and have no pants fall, have your pants fall because there's nothing in the back to hold them up. After a week, I def noticed something extra in the back I'll keep using. That's the people that you want to buy your butt cream because they're morons. That's like people that give money to preachers that fly in private jets. Yeah, and that's crazy. That don't work, but I'm telling you, government bought a work, Joe. I'm telling you. Look at this. Who would have known it works faster on your breast than on your butt, but it's work buying more. I told you. This is not real. It is real. Look at me. I'm a 40-H. Look at you at the glasses. Yelling at me. I can't see shit. I'm a 40-H. I can't see shit, Joe. I can't see shit. That's hilarious, man. When you're yelling with those giant glasses on, it's so funny. I'm telling you. Oh my God. But listen, these fucking, the people that are writing these reviews, not only does it works, that's it, works. Not only does it works, it increased my breast size. They probably should change the name to breast and butt enhancement butter. I know it for the butt. I know it for the butt. So I figured, let me see, will it do anything for my breast since it's, in quotes, all natural. So I did so. Within a week, my breast was fuller. Last time I seen them this size was right before it was time to breastfeed. My baby is now nine years old. This is crazy. So imagine what we was doing in the ghetto. I'm telling you, that thick ass butter. Maybe it does work. The fuck do I know? Watch how many people who knows what I'm talking about from the south say, Joe, we did that. And it worked. I assume I grew titties and butt. Well you should have done it on one titty. Didn't I? What? Just to see. No, Joe, I wanted them to be eaten. I know, but there's only one way to find out if it actually works. One cheek, one tit. You bounce it out. Left cheek, right tit. Well I'm going to find that butt butter and rub it on my crack baby. One of her titties and see if they grow uneven. Just don't even tell them what you're doing. Just put it on one titty. Okay, I'm going to have to get her to do it. I don't think I feel appropriate. Yeah, how old is she now? She's nine. Yeah, it's too late. No, no, she's... When there are like four you can do it? You have a five year old I can test it on. But she already got a big ass booty. Oh well. Yeah, but I'm going to get some of that and see if it'll work. My husband will kill me. Imagine if that was... I don't know if it's true, but I don't think it is. It doesn't make sense, but then again, I'm not a scientist. I'm telling you, it's like that peanut butter that they used to send to the ghetto to choke me grows out. What? What did they do?