Looking at "Trump Cards"; Donald Trump's NFT Collection

People thought that Trump NFT thing was fake for three days. Oh my gosh. No, he's really jacked like that. That's what he's built. Have you watched that commercial yet? Bro, how crazy is he? How crazy is he? That is the funniest. Your favorite president, better than Washington, better than Lincoln. Play that, because it's so ridiculous. And this was like a big announcement. Yeah. It's sold out. It's sold out. He's holding this Statue of Liberty torch in one of the pictures. That makes me so sad. Those Trumpers, man, they fucking love him like he's the Dallas Cowboys. You know, it's like they're just loyal to the team. It's like us against them. That's what they've, you know, there's a certain type of person in this country that feels unrepresented, you know? That is so funny, though. Here's the website. I'm trying to get to the official. Wow, just look at whoever. Look at his fucking jacked plate. I can't believe this is real. It's real. Trump towers. Hello, everyone. This is Donald Trump. Hopefully your favorite president of all time, better than Lincoln, better than Washington with an important announcement to make. I'm doing my first official Donald J. Trump NFT collection right here and right now. They're called Trump Digital Trading Cards. These cards feature some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career. It's been very exciting. You can collect your Trump digital cards, just like a baseball card or other collectibles. Here's one of the best parts. Each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don't know if that's an amazing prize, but it's what we have. Or golf with you and a group of your friends at one of my beautiful golf courses. And they are beautiful. I'm also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting, autographing memorabilia, and so much more. We're doing a lot. My official Trump Digital Trading Cards are $99, which doesn't sound like very much for what you're getting. Buy one and you will join a very exclusive community. It's my community. And I think it's something you're going to like and you're going to like it a lot. They also make perfect gifts. So you can buy them with your credit card or crypto. All you need is an email address. Go to collecttrumpcards.com. Okay, okay, okay. I get it. You bought 45 of them. You got invited to dinner. Just imagine just imagine saying that you bought 45 of them. That's all it takes to go to dinner with them. How much that's a boy. You just got to know Kanye Max was a hundred. You could buy $45,000. Yep, or no. No, $4500. Oh man dinner. Yeah, I would have done that. It was like a personal dinner. It was a big like celebration. I don't know. Yeah, he's a table behind a bulletproof glass. Right. I'm the best. Your favorite dinner guest of all time. It's just like an Applebee's. You buy 45 you're guaranteed a ticket to dinner with the president. Oh my god, you're guaranteed a ticket to dinner. Oh my god. Can you look at that fine print? Does it say like you'll be with you know, and this con? Yeah, yeah, you're it's a virtual dinner. Yeah, this is dinner. He's eating Kentucky Fried Chicken on his plane, right? You know, and I like how you're going to be in an exclusive club and they show it like a helicopter. Meanwhile, you just have an email with a photo in it. This is my helicopters. The best helicopter. No one's had a better helicopter. Better than Lincoln's Lincoln didn't have a helicopter. Like it has stupid fucking horse. Why? Yeah, why did he also say that better than Lincoln better? That's definitely better than Washington. Man, he's leaning all in. He's going full pro wrestling. Half of me wants to see that happen again, but it's going to happen. You think? Yeah, so once they put him in jail, it's going to happen and it looks like Biden's going to run against them. That's they've been saying. It's crazy. When and where is this Mar-a-Lago cocktail hour? The location will be at one hour. They fucking gun everyone in the room down. We will give you at least 30 days notice to plan your trip. All costs and expenses associated with live events made available to digital trading cards owners including but not limited to all federal state and local taxes, air and ground transportation, gratuities, airline luggage. Black tie is optional. Option. You can wear a red tie. It will be in South Florida. South Florida. We will give you at least 30 days notice to plan your trip. All costs and expenses associated with live event but not limited to. Oh, so they pay for everything. They fly in, they pay for everything. You don't have to tip anybody. You get upgrades. Doesn't say that. All costs and expenses. But not limited to. Unveiled it to, but not limited to all federal. Yeah, I think they pay all your taxes on it. The sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend the gala. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Travel expenses are the sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend. Oh, so there's a misc. Miscellaneous. I say I confuse the period in miscellaneous because they didn't say miscellaneous. They just say misc with a period at the end of it. Okay, let's read that again. It says all costs and expenses associated with the live event made available to digital trading card owners including but not limited to all federal and state local taxes, air and ground transportation gratuities, airline luggage charges, incidentals, upgrades, insurance service charge and other miscellaneous travel expenses are the sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend the gala dinner. So it's the opposite of what I thought it was. It's everyone you have to pay for everything. Yeah. Yeah, you have to pay taxes. You have to pay for your transportation. You have to pay for tips, airline luggage, incidentals, upgrade everything insurance. Okay, when is the zoom call? How do we get involved? You know, he's got regular size hands. Does he? Yeah, sugar sand. Really? He came to the UFC. He was behind us and came up to us put his hand on my shoulder and I looked up and it's fucking Donald Trump and I pulled my head out and I think this is nice to meet you sugar sand regular fucking hand. Yeah, and he put his hands on Daniel Cormier. It's like I would not want to fight this guy. Would not want to fight this guy and Daniel's like holy shit. It's 45. 45 and 47. It's look I know he's a threat to democracy. There's a lot of threats folks. There's a lot wrong here. It's not just that guy but if you deny the humor of what that guy is well, you're laughing at him. You are opening the door to chaos, but art. It's still funny. You're not going to stop people from laughing at this. You can't do that. You can't stop people from recognizing how fucking insane it is to have an actual former president be on TV selling like digital cartoons of himself saying they're the greatest they're so inexpensive for what you get. I'm the best president better than Lincoln. I'm your favorite. Look how silly these things. He's a he's a hunter who's built like the rock with a with a gun. These are crazy. These are so funny. Look at the Superman one superjacked. Imagine if he got a trainer and started getting Jack. The art style looks awesome. By the way, it almost looks like AI but it also looks like he just got a fiver like, you know that website fiver. He just paid somebody five bucks to make a It's perfect to look good over the kitchen table. Everybody has to say their prayers and then look to Trump for guidance before every meal. Look at him.