Kurt Metzger: The Left Hates Liberals More Than Nazis

He was a lifeguard and he fucking stared down the local gang leader, Cornpop. Is that what the story is? Yeah, and he had a chain and then they were going instead of fighting they became friends. And he was like, I'm sorry I called you Esther Williams. In front with razor wielding gangster named Cornpop. They used to rust their razors in a rain barrel. That's a real story? That's the whole story. That's the same with the pool. Dude, it's just... I only heard the legs and the pool part I think. I didn't know about this other guy because now I might need to hear this. Are we allowed to play this? Is this news? How does this work? Yeah. Okay, let's hear the audio. See what it says. And I was one of the guards and they weren't allowed to choose a three meter board. And you fell off sideways you landed on the darn cement over there. And Cornpop was a bad dude. Is there a laugh track on this motherfucker? Cornpop is a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did. And back in those days the show how things have changed. One of the things you had to use if you use pomade in your hair you had to wear a bathing cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn't listen to me. I said, hey Esther, you off the board or I'll come up and drag you off. Well, he came off and he said, I'll meet you outside. My car, this was mostly... These were all public housing behind it. My car, there was a gate out here. I parked my car outside the gate. And he said, I'll be waiting for you. He was waiting for three guys in straight racers. Not a joke. There was a guy named Bill Wright, Mouse, the only white guy. And he did all the pulls. He was the mechanic. And I said, what am I going to do? He said, come down here in the basement where mechanics, where all the pull builder is. You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end. And he cut off a six foot length of chain. He folded up. He said, you walk out with that chain. And you walked in the car and say, you may cut me, man, but I'm going to wrap this chain around your head. I said, you're kidding me. He said, no, if you don't, don't come back. And he was right. So I walked out with the chain and I walked up to my car and they had stepped... Those days used to remember the straight race. You'd bang them on the curb, get them rusty, put them in the rain barrel, get them rusty. And I looked at them, but I was smart then. I said, first of all, I said, well, I tell you, get off the board, you get off the board, I'll kick you out again. But I shouldn't have called you. Esther Williams, I apologize for that. Pause this for a second. Pause this for a second. Do you know who Esther Williams is? Oh, we're almost done. We're almost done. Go ahead, keep it going for a second. It's only a few more seconds to go. It's going to work. He said, you apologize to me. I said, I apologize for that. Not for throwing you out, but I apologize for what I said. He said, okay, close the straight razor and my heart began to beat again. That. How polite were those children being, by the way, during that fucking? That was one of the things I was going to say when I paused it. No one's paying attention to him. All those kids are talking. They all went to a happy place. They're all just talking. This guy's running for president and they're behind him and he's on stage. Was this a president stump thing? I thought something else. I don't know what it is, but he's running for president while this is going on, for sure. It was. Look, there's that thing, the city of, uh, where is it? Cause it says it on that little city symbol that's on the front of the podium, Delaware. So who've set this up where you have a bunch of kids on stage behind him, not paying attention while he gives us long winded story about razor blades and chains and basically they apologize to each other. And then, uh, it's crazy that he's a presumptive. It's crazy to run him. It's absolutely fucking crazy. It's weird, man. It's weird. You know, you know, what's interesting, some, I, it was interesting talking to Owen Smith yesterday cause I love Owen. He's a really brilliant comedian. Like one of the best guys I know. And we were talking about it and he said, I like the Biden makes me think it like makes me feel like things would be normal again. Like, I think he's saying of the people that go, like, go for Biden and that's not a small amount of people. Yeah. I mean, Obama rubbed off on him, but Biden was never a guy who was going to get elected before that. He's certainly not now. It's just trying to get that, that feeling back and it's not coming back. They got to fucking, but you've never seen a greater example of team loyalty than this, this one right here. That's what this is a hundred percent because no one on the left wants to talk about these crazy long winded speeches and things that don't make any sense. The lefties, I learned about it watching like think Jimmy Dore. People on the left, this is why they lost. I mean, I say that they lost when fucking Nanette came out, but like the people, people on the left didn't want him and they weren't on board Bernie, like Bernie saying, Hey, go along with Biden. People were following Bernie cause what they thought his policies would be not necessarily like a call to personality. So they don't give a shit if Bernie says vote for Biden. They were voting for way more lefty shit and not the normal feeling. In fact, they hate those. The real lefties can't stand like a Owen Smith Democrat above all else. They wanted it changed. The real lefties want everything changed. The Republicans had to have their thing where Trump just trashed, he trounced them when he came in, right? And they had their, like, well, they're like his bitch now. And so they had that fight. There's no one Joe Bernie was never going to do that with the Democrats. Crazy that it's all about likability and electability. Like that's really what it's all about. When the people like to give you a chance, dude, a simple clear message and see the Biden thing you're right that I just, people just want to feel normal again. Like, I don't know how you, that was Owen's take. Those how he felt him personally. Yeah. If they could make that into a slogan, I just want to feel normal again. That would be like a magga for them, but somebody's got to come up with that. Well, dude, you got to look back in time and you look at history and all the mistakes that were made throughout history. You know, that's what you're reading about when you're reading about lost wars and invasions that went terrible. You're hearing about trials and errors and mistakes. Well, that's when you see people's fucking principles. How? Yeah. Because I mean, it wasn't, especially with Biden, the thing of all the people that were crowing about, believe her and all that shit, right? That are like, well, you can't believe sometimes people are lying. Oh, are they now? Now that you're a kid when it came after him? Yeah, it's really despicable. Yeah. Well, there's only a few people out there that don't do that, that are in like the media that are in this, that sort of the media loves this shit more than I mean, how they hate Trump when it's like 90% their fucking fault part. There's a lot of different things going on. Did you see an isolation sports? It's like you want your team to win. It's a lot. That's a huge amount of that. But you know that movie annihilation when Natalie Portman. Yeah, that was the one where they, they, there was a by the same guy who made ex machina, right? Yes. Yeah, that was really good. Remember the end and Natalie Portman and there's like, don't spoiler alert for everybody. This is quarantine. People could see that movie now. All right. Well, when you see the, like they've had enough time to watch it. I'm just kidding. When she's, there's a thing of her that's rainbow colored. That's like a duplicate of her. Right, right, right. And she's trying to run. It's pressing her against the door. She's fighting it and then she stops for a minute and then she gives it a grenade and pulls it and walk and gets away by being caught. The more she would fight it, it would give equal reaction back at her. That's what these people, it's like Trump's your fucking reflection and you hate it. And the more they fight it, the more it presses them back up against the door. They're never going to figure out how to just like give him the grenade and pull the pen and walk away because they can't like. He definitely makes mistakes, but they are also so wrapped up in everything that he does in a way that they distort even things that probably turned out to be a good idea. He plans for that. He does that every, the people that just could get ruined by one minor thing, you're like, I'll do a thing every fucking day. And what are you going to do? And people like, they just go, like a bunch of people just don't follow him. And they like, it's genius. If you hate his gut, she can't say what's very smart. But people are so wound up. This is, look, anytime you get too emotional about things, your view of things get distorted. It's one of the things that happens in fights all the time. You see, fighters talk shit to each other, right? And one of the reasons why they talk shit to each other because they're trying to get the other person emotionally invested in the fight. They're trying to get them angry and pissed off, where they're going to do something irrational. They're not going to be logical. Right. But that's what you're seeing. You're seeing that with him, you know, instead of them analyzing it, it's like everything is a personal affront. And he's like a demon that must be slain. That's people that vote for a feeling, like that Obama feeling, that's why it's such an offense. It's not about anything Obama did or didn't do. It's the feeling that people got. It's been offended. Right. And they want that back. What we said about him, like forget about his policies, like he was a great statesman. The way he would talk. Yes, that's the thing. Yes. He was reserved and he was articulate and smooth. And when you would hear him talk, like that's an excellent representation of the United States. Yeah, right. That's our that's our one of our top dudes. Makes sense. Yeah, right. Yeah. And like even keeled didn't get angry. I expect certain bourgeois norms. Yeah. Right. And the thing with Trump is that he's, you know, like you said, he's not really a politician. So he's just being the guy who's always been. And everybody's like, I thought you were going to be a president, though. I thought you were going to act like we need because you want to be called. I thought people got him for specifically the opposite of that. It's like, and that shit's done now. So people still want that the West Wing or whatever the fuck, like that's what it is. It's like your West Wing kind of people that you want reform, real reform. You should be kind of happy that he exposed it. What I think it exposes is how not rigged it is because if someone controlled it no fucking way, you know, you know, like, you can do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And getting in that that was going to win the fucking of Bernie, though, is it's crazy. It's like you're watching. Bernie's not fit to be present. Listen, if you get bulldozed like that, you're not. You're right. I think he's a genuinely good man, which is why he's unfit to be the president. You can't. This is not a job for that. Well, this is one of the reasons why they're so scared of Tulsi Gabbard because she doesn't lay down like that. You see, once she had that moment with Kamala Harris in the debates. Oh, yeah. She's that was great, by the way. It's fucking amazing. Instead of saying, wow, this lady is dynamic. They're like, oh, shit, we can't really control her. She's going to attack our top lady. Yeah, that's a panic. She's going after people. She's saying things that, you know, you really if you want your team to win, you're not going to give up those cards so early. Well, they haven't. There's an internal thing. You got to settle with all the people that are like the actual left that are like mad and they want their Trump. Yeah. Right. So they're not going to go along with the same because I think a lot of like just liberals don't get that the lefties hate you more than they hate a Nazi. They hate you more than any right winger, just a regular liberal. That's who they want to get them. That's why they turn on Ellen or whoever the fuck. Because they're waiting to have a reason to turn on you.