Joey Diaz talks about how he torments Lee Syatt

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Joey Diaz

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Joey Diaz is a stand-up comic and New York Times bestselling author. He's the host of the podcast "Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz," co-host of "The Check-In" with Lee Syatt, and author of "Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage." www.joeydiaz.net

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Hello freak bitches. There's two guys that were talking about your podcast. It was fucking hilarious They were talking about Lee Lee cyan and they were like what Joey has done to that poor guy He's like every time he sees him. He's forcing him to eat mushrooms. He's got to take acid. He's giving him pot He's giving him edibles. He's lying to him about the dosage Lee loves it. I'm gonna say he loves it. He does he's great Did we did that liquid acid with the ice cube with the sugar? Oh Jesus Christ about two weeks ago We did two nights in a row was hilarious on the show you did it. Yeah, and then he called me next day He's like that was fun He goes I went to CBS at 4 in the morning He wasn't like that before he met you though. No, but he's having a great you turn that kid into a freak He's not a freak man. I turned him into a functioning savage But I love him like I love him with all my heart cuz he makes me he makes me laugh so much Joe Like he just you know, I'm 54. It's 28. He's half my age Right, you know, I see life from his perspective, you know, and I'm like, well you guys get along together great It's like a great dynamic the two of you together. It works really well. Oh, I love I don't see him too much during a week So I keep the relationship fresh. We talk all the time I torment them all that the other day called him. I go what the fuck is wrong with you? Cuz what are you talking about? You just got a letter from the state Why is your fucking phone tapped? I? Tormented him for 20 minutes about his phone. Why would my phone be tapped? I go do you work for the CIA? They made you come over and take my ass so you can report back to them Don't worry about it must have been a mistake When the guy got me the liquid acid I Called him and I said listen, I got liquid acid. He's like and you can hear him getting anxiety on the phone. He goes Oh, no A little bit and then he goes how we gonna do it I said so we're gonna get sugar cubes and put the acid on it, but I called them back like a day later I didn't have no acid and I had no sugar cubes. I just made it up I go listen I just put the acid on the cube of sugar cubes I put them in the Tupperware and I put a lid on it and I left them when I came back the lid had Blown up so whenever is in that ass is gonna be really fucking strong I go I put aluminum foil over it with holes so it could breathe So the acid won't fucking go into oh my god. I had him go for three weeks I go to Cleveland guess what some guy comes up to me gives me a tube acid This is this is the pharmaceutical grade shit. This will kill Godoffee the whole fucking thing I go home we put two drops on each ice cube on each sugar cube. Oh my fucking god Yeah, but see again. That's why I quit everything cuz my tolerance is too high back in the day I could do two drops. I'd be high for 12 hours seeing things unicorns I seen something play two hours, but you knows what how strong it really was too, and you're getting it from Cleveland Yeah, we got to get it from like Northern, California Oh, no no, but then I lost I lost a 10 sheet from the guy in England a guy in England gave me some stuff pink Floyd acid this the same one that Sid Barrett took when he quit pink Floyd, so I took that I saved that So now I'm gonna get the liquid acid. I'm gonna put it on the blotter from pink Floyd, and we're gonna go deep I'm just saving that one for a good guest You

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