Joe & Tony Debate Golf vs. MMA

I forgot you guys are competitive, let me tell you. Oh yeah. Jamie's been whacking that ball, son. Jamie's got a spooky drive. But what Jamie knows is that it's not exactly a test of strength. He can hit the ball very hard and very far. Does it make you jealous? No. It should. No, because we're not talking about it. It makes me jealous. And I don't even play golf. A big part of the game, Joe, is where you hit the ball. Yeah, yeah, you can get that eventually. Exactly. It's like if somebody kicked really hard but they didn't kick you. Yeah, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The smile just went up. What he's saying is how I approached martial arts. I learned how to kick hard first and then I learned how to kick people. Kick hard first and you figure out where to kick them. Well, you kick hard first and kick fast. And then it's about closing distance and fainting. Also little bit different. No, no, it's less complicated. Fainting someone's way more complicated than the ball that doesn't move. Shut the fuck up. Don't ever say that. There's not a chance in hell that it's easier to hit a golf ball, that it's not easier to hit a golf ball than to kick somebody. Not a chance in fucking hell. You know how smart golfers are and how dumb fighters are? You know. You don't know what you're talking about. What I'm saying is it's super difficult to kick someone. It's super easy to hit a golf ball. Whether you hit a golf ball perfectly, that's a different story. How do you mean it's easy to hit a golf ball? It's right there, it's not moving anywhere. It's right there. But neither is the bag that you're kicking. We're talking about a person, kicking a person. That's what we were talking about. That's what you're saying, like fighters are dumb. To be able to close the distance and land. I don't think fighters are dumb. I'm just saying that, no, they're dumb compared to golfers. Can you hear me say it? He said dumb fighters, not all fighters are dumb. You don't think the style vendor is smarter than John Daly? You're out of your fucking mind. I mean. You're out of your fucking mind. They're both... No, that's a tough one. He could survive a night partying better than style bender. Well, of course, style bender's healthy. I mean, that's not a distance style bender. I'm just saying, John Daly's all there. He's got a lot of great stories, very funny guy, very present. No brain, zero brain damage. Lot of liver damage. No hangovers. Doesn't feel hangovers. Ever? Ever. How's that possible? That's what he said. I was going to show you the video earlier. He's got... He's a professional. Isn't it amazing that he... He avoids sugar. You can be a full on alcoholic and excel at golf. Doesn't that throw your fucking idea of intelligence and strategy and all that away? You don't even have to have control of your body. You can be an alcoholic. Okay, the greatest fighter of all time is John Jones. I rest my case. Yeah, but John Jones never showed up high. You don't think... Okay, you're so funny right now. This is like our pro wrestling talks. When you take a stand on something, you will say the craziest stuff. Dick Diaz has shown up and fought high. When he fought Gomi, he was high. They suspended him for a long time. He tested positive through the roof of his marijuana levels. When he fought Gomi, he was high. He got Gomi in a Gogoplata, which is a crazy move to pull off an MMA. Super fucking rare. If you watch how he sets it up, he gets hit by Gomi. I think Gomi even fractured his cheek. He goes into the guard. Gomi was a fucking powerful puncher. Gomi would throw punches the way a pitcher would throw a fastball because he was a baseball player. Gomi had that whip from throwing baseball, did I say basketball? I said baseball, right? He would throw a fastball. He would apply that whip to punching. He cracked Nick and had this big fucking cut on his cheeks. Cheeks swole up. They went to the ground and Nick wrapped him up in a Gogoplata and put his arm trapped in one leg, shin underneath the neck, and then Gable grips behind the neck and pulls down on his death. It's a crazy move to get somebody in in the first place, even crazier when you're high as fuck. He was fighting high. Wasn't that sort of the same thing? John Jones to Gomi. I beat you after a weekend of cocaine. The double champ. That was the week before. He said a weekend of cocaine. He didn't beat him after. He didn't do cocaine that week. He did it the week before the fight. On top of that, he wasn't fighting on coke. Nick Diaz was fighting high. John parties a lot. If you look at John without a shirt off and you look at John Dealey without a shirt off, you're not making any confusion. I mean, yes. If we're having a beauty pageant, you have to- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you want to decide, hey, one of these guys is an athlete and one of these guys plays a game drunk, which one do you think it is? Yeah, you got me there. I mean, I don't think that he's not awesome at golf. He's a fucking amazing golf player. There's no doubt about it. I've watched videos of John Dealey play. He's incredible. I think it's just amazing that a guy could be known for being addicted to essentially a drug and just on it all the time and plays on it, smokes cigarettes and drinks diet coke like 16 diet coke a day.