Joe & Theo Take Even More Smelling Salts and Discuss...Anatomy

So he's showing it to them, scrolled out, so there he shows it to them. I hit fire. That's his hog. So now you never have to compare it to these objects. He just showed them as a cock. I think he's saying it's about as big as that thing. Yeah, but that makes sense. 13 and a half inches. But who wants that? I just feel like if you had that much, I would just hate it. And say if you're walking to the restroom or something, if you have a cat, that cat's gonna attack that bitch every time. Probably because you're naked. Not a... It's a dangly little cat toy. Dude, you have to basically hold your dick up like this when you walk over to the bathroom. You can't walk around. Oh, that's like guys with inflated balls. 132 pounds scrotum. Yeah, that's just a disease though, right? Yeah, but same problem that he's explaining. But it's a much worse problem because it's a cancerous... What is that? It's like my 300 pound inmate or whatever. That makes their balls grow up that big. What do they do about those, by the way? Because more than one dude has had his balls... Yeah, it's called scrotalymphadema. Adema. I don't think I want to look up pictures of this. Yeah, you do. You definitely do. But let's get some smelling salts in the system first. Oh, you want to? Yeah. We got to look up giant scrotums getting operated on. Let's fire up. Oh, Jesus. Let's fire up. Let's fire up. Let's go. All right. You first. Oh, man. The other question is this, ladies and gentlemen. Right down Santa Claus Lane. Take a sniff. Ready? Hit it. Those are dead. Is it dead? It got way too deep. I think. That could be the older one and this could be the newer one, but even still, it's only supposed to last for a week or two after you open it. This is not good. This one don't work. Time to order some. We should always have some on the hand. Oh, got him. Got him. Got him. Thought it was going to be dead in the water. Whoo! That must be our most recent one. So let's chuck this one. Okay. And let's order some. We'll order like five more. I mean, I had three. I think we've used. Here we go. One more. Welcome to the danger zone. Okay, here we go. Boy. Oh. Fuck yeah, boy. It's not fresh, but it's good enough. But it's strong. Yeah. Let me get one more. That's good. This is my high work. That works. Whoo! This guy did it to his eyes. Why'd he do it to his eyes? All right, maybe it. He's trying to, did he get rocked? No, he's trying to wake up to go play probably. He might have gotten rocked. I don't know. I'm going to bring those to the comedy club. Yeah. I'm going to take a blast before I go on stage. Whoa. Is that tiktok? Ugh. But to go blast right before I go on stage. Dude, you know where I got to. Oh, wow. I'll wake you right the fuck up. One thing that, um, yeah, I think there's something about that. People have an extra wiener that makes you angry. You go back to that. Makes you angry? Like the world's not fair. Well, that's how flat-chested girls feel when other girls walk by with giant tits. Yeah. That's a big one, right? Because if you were just born with giant tits, you just hit the genetic lottery. And every guy loves big tits. They all love them. They have no use for them. They just want to squeeze them. Just want to suck on them. Some of them are so big, though. Yeah, you can get too big, just like a dick. And you're just like, God, get old. You could be like that Canadian teacher that teaches witch-hop cops with giant rubber tits on. Oh, yeah. That shit is where Woke hits its final destination. Dude, the crazy part is, that guy looks like Tim Dillon if you just put a regular picture of him. Oh, yeah, because he's like not really trans. It's a scam. So let's see what the operation is on this guy's saccharoonie. Oh, boy. That's the improvement. Look at the improvement. The improvement is what's on the right. Oh, he had a nut in his legs. It's a blockage of lymph nodes, obviously. I guess your nut will back up in your legs, damn. Oh, so it goes to his legs? Oh, Jesus Christ. And what do they do to drain it? Oh, look at that one. It's like necrotic. Look at the far left. Oh, no. Look at that. Look at his butt. Look at his butt. Oh, yeah. Click on that. It's like his skin is dying. Oh, Jesus. How long do you have to wait before you go see a doctor? I mean, for real. That seems like a little bit of putting off. Yeah, that guy's turning into a tortoise, it looks like. That guy's got that hang green on him. That's him. He got better. Some dude's just, oh, he did get better. Look at him. Congratulations, sir. But imagine just bringing a bag in and people are like, what's in the bag? You're like, my nuts are. But hold on. He's got to stay stuffed as nuts up into his stomach. Yeah. Look, like in the left one, he doesn't have a big belly in the right one. Maybe as soon as he can get out, he just started eating like a pig. So finally. Well, I'm sure once you can go out, you want to go enjoy yourself. You want to go to. I guess. But wouldn't you like concentrate on cleaning up your fucking health? Obviously, you got something real wrong. So what does it say here? This is how it started. Over the next nine months, every six days or so, he would experience what he felt like a sensational carpet burn in his groin. Severe, cold and shaking, followed by his scrotum growing uncontrollably larger and larger. Got so bad one day that I stood in my living room and cried. He said there was a fresh breakage of the skin and stung to know. Oh, man, he's getting fucking stretch marks on his ball sack. You ever had like where your toe like where your toe connects to your foot and it kind of will crack right there. Yeah. All the time. Imagine like that happens on your nuts. That would hurt so bad. Yeah, because your toe connects to your foot. Kickboxing, I would always get those. Oh, worse because you're pushing off with such extreme force with your toes and your skin gets dry and things get cracked. And I was always getting slices down there. Yeah, I hate it. I hate that. It sucked because you're walking around your feet hurt. Yeah, you kind of have to walk like this. You get used to it. But in the beginning, you kind of have to just walk like this. Yeah. What else are we talking about? Bigg dicks. Bigg dicks. Bigg old dicks. Yeah, because also people are starving in another country and you got this big old dick all on you. Right. And you're fat. Yeah. That guy, that actor, he's eating well with his giant hog. Do you think like 13 and a half inches, I would imagine girls like don't swipe right on you. Swipe right good or what is the one you choose? Yes. Swiping right. I'm not on the app. Swipe right. Yeah. Right. So I bet if you say, by the way, I'm a 13 and a half inch dick, girls are like, I want to see that. Yeah. Who wants that? I think a lot of women would want to see it. So it's almost like come back to my place, come back to my new house, come see this. Giant dick. Or yeah, or like this, like the animal thing you made. Come see my Ferrari. Right. Like what was that, Dan, you were going to make with the animals? Yeah, like a terrarium. Yeah, come see my terrarium. And then you just, you go on the other side of the terrarium and like put your dick in like a little hole. And then you let a gerbil loose in there. Jesus Christ. Nothing happens, but she keeps thinking the wiener is going to get the little bit, get that gerbil, baby. You have the wrong website making money. I just liked him. He's got a cameo, but he's definitely been only fans, right? Maybe he doesn't want people to see his dick. He's still an actor. You know, maybe he's like still trying to make it out in that world.