Joe Rogan | Who Would Win in a Fight, Ari or Bert? w/Andrew Santino

to my Instagram picture burt today looks good. He looks fucking great. It looks really good legit Yeah, you know in Whitney was like what Instagram filters this like unless he's doing with one Some of my wife's friends do her my wife's friends are fucking they're cartoonists Look at that where they're able to like Taking pictures they're cartoonists Yeah These bitches run filters on these pictures and they shrink their legs down right and they fuck with their friends like they make their Friends butt a little smaller or their arms a little bigger. That's so diabolical man Do weird things that you ever think that they make their friends chinged They definitely do that to each other they definitely call each other up hey take this one down I don't like how my legs. Hey, you look great. Oh, you look amazing that bird picture by the way Delighting is pretty fucking good. I'm not gonna go back to the picture. There's almost nothing you could do about the side No, but that's not a no save it look at his side his sides wait that looks a little manipulated there It's not Trust me Burt is not that guy. He's not smart enough to do that. No no no no that's not what I'm saying He's not a liar like look Burt would not do that. That's what he looks like he's been fucking working out hard He's down to like 225 look at it Ari Ari wrote there He's raising his arms and sucking his belly Telling the post and in action side shot of him on stage Ari such a hater Well, they've got some beef now after the dose Well he Burt should have beat not Ari yeah, are we fucking dose them? Are you just mad that it didn't land as well the well He is what the way he wanted like Ari's upset that Burt didn't like laugh it off and have fun of it who the fuck? Laughs off getting dose with me dude. I fucking know but those me would be fucking I think they should fight it out Let him fucking slug it out a little while. I think Burt wants to fucking kill him for that Who'd you win who'd win that fight be a fun fight to watch cuz early early Ari squirrely? He's got that like he's like lanky and long and fucking he could put up a good fight Burt's got the Burt's got probably the Birds got probably you know there may be a reach on him. I don't know how much taller he is well Ari is very tall He's tall. He's what is our like 6-3? He's jiu-jitsu background too a little bit right a little bit a little bit a little bit I bought him a year He probably went he went until he got staff and that was about basically the end of his career most people would quit He got a bad staff infection on his knee, man. It was horrible Swole up like he was walking with a limp that shit can kill you. Oh, yeah, he didn't even know he had he thought It was a mosquito a spider bite, and he just let it go for we were playing pool And he was walking around with a limp I'm like what's wrong with your leg and he goes I got a spider bite and you know obviously I've done jiu-jitsu forever And I know that sometimes people think it's a spider bite and it's staff so let me see he pulls his knee up I go dude, and I unscrew my pool cue. I go go to the emergency room right now I go you have a bad staff infection. Yeah, he thought I was fucking with him. He's like you serious I'm like I am dead serious. This can kill you. I'm not kidding his fucking knee was all swollen Yeah, he had up like a real clear staff infection. I'm like, but do you got I'm telling I'm not a doctor But that is fucking staff and then he was angry and he had a really good point He's like why don't they have signs in the gym? Yeah, like you take jiu-jitsu and it's up to everybody to tell you what staff is