Joe Rogan - Stephen Hawking Went to Strip Clubs?

I can't be all the way. Don't think that applies to a British, Iraqi, gay, non-binary, and also identifies as Muslim person. I think you're out of your line. I identify as an Irish, Italian, straight, white male from Chicago. Who he'd like. I just think we don't need all these labels. You, glamour, you're allowed to be whoever you fucking want to be, and I support the fuck out of who you are. Always do your shit. Well, it's almost always people that don't have a lot of other things going for them. Yeah, because you gotta, you have to. Like, do you think Stephen Hawking's identified as a British? He's identified as a dead guy now. When he was alive. Yeah. Brilliant British physicist slash heterosexual atheist. A heterosexual atheist who, by the way, was riddled with infidelity. I've never met a guy so not capable of cheating and found a way to cheat on his wife. Well, apparently he could still get it up. How? Well, apparently, even though his body didn't move, His cock moved? He could feel things. That was his, the scientist. Well, he used to go to, Eric Weinstein told me about this. I was like, what? He's like, yeah, he's a freak. And I was like, wait, what? He's like, yeah, he used to go to strip clubs, and there's like videos of him like rolling into a strip club in the wheelchair. Like, he would, that was his thing. Where'd you get littered with infidelity? Where'd you hear that? That he cheated on his wife all the time. Really? In that fucking movie, the whole reason that he, well, I mean, the whole reason that he left his wife was because he fell in love with somebody else, but. Wasn't it like a nurse that was taking care of him? Yeah, but the truth was that he was, he, that he, but if you Google, if you Google, if you Google Stephen Hawking, he was a, he was always fucking around. Oh, you know, come on, man. He was always fucking around. Yeah, that's him. Once he got a taste of the good life. Yeah, once he got a taste of the good life. Yeah, man. He had that cosmology cash. Yeah. You know what? Also, he's probably like, listen. I am not going to play by the rules. The world dealt me the shittiest goddamn hand. I'm a super genius. I got a little Gary's. And you know what? I fucking agree. Do whatever the fuck you want to do. Hey, you want to leave me? You should leave me. Yeah. Why would you only fuck me? Yeah. I'm, I'm, I'm barely here. I'm a machine now. I use this finger to talk. No, at some point it was his eyes and his fucking, and his mouth at some point. He couldn't even use his hands. It was his eyes, right? Yeah. Wasn't it his eyes? I feel like I have a thing where he could kind of click. He would do, he would, he would look at something too. He had a thing where it was technology. This is the way that I talk. He would look at shit. It was made. I want to see your asshole. Can you sit on my face, face, face? Don't kill me though. I have to figure out the universe. Don't smother me with your pussy. I need to figure out how stars work. Are black holes real? Or is it just a brown star? I don't want to drown in your pussy. I'm still on the subject of dark matter. I'm trying to figure out the universe before I nut in my pants. That's one of the strippers that he hooked up with. It was called dark matter. I'm trying to figure out dark matter. Dark matter. I could see her with a big old fur coat. Hell yeah. Long nails. I thought you were going to say a big old fur bush. A text message with a pencil because her nails are too long. Her nails are too long. That's dark matter. Is that possible that you could grow your fingernails? Girls with long nails, they probably have a terrible time texting. Well, how do they touch with their finger? Right, but if you had crazy ass long nails, you'd be like. You voice text. Oh, of course. Voice text the whole time. But then you got to use your nose. Just to get to the microphone. The microphone thing. That's what this, I was just reading about how this shit worked. He had infrared sensors on his glasses. See? That's what I'm saying. It was on his eyeballs. Movements in his cheek, which then translated into a software program that allowed him to navigate a system without his hands and then eventually turned into his text to speech. I just want to fuck. Can someone fuck, fuck, fuck? Text to speak functionality, which takes text and turns into speech in his iconic voice. Yeah, apparently he liked that voice and didn't want to upgrade it. Because Siri, if you talk to Siri, do you have a specific kind of Siri? My Siri is an Australian lady. Hey Siri. What's cracking, bitch? I don't know how to respond to that. OK. Hey Siri. But that's how I have a. Let's see. You love me. Didn't she? Would you like me to search the web for love? Who? That might as I think it's the same one. It's British. I think we have the same one. I used to have an Australian lady. They swapped me out. Maybe they don't like Australia. The new upgrade. He got his voice in 2004. He's like, good enough. Stick with it. This is how I talk. I will always be this. I am a robot man. And it was funny if you heard his voice. He was like, yo, what's up with Stephen Hawking? Yo. Yeah. It's real hardcore. If he had like a super ghetto voice. Yo. Yo, what's up? It's hockey G up in this bitch. Figging out this motherfucking universe we live in. What the fuck? What's up with this dark man? Drinking Hennessy and co trying to find out what the fuck is happening with Black Matter, G. Black Matter is his that's his alter ego. Black Matter. That would be that would be a great stripper name. Google stripper Black Matter. Stripper Black Matter. She's got to exist. She does. Or porn star. First start with stripper. Oh, that's funny. That might be a better porn star name than stripper name. Black Matter. Yeah. Yeah. That would be hot actually. There used to be. There used to be a. Or no, dark matter. Dark matter. Oh, dark matter. Sorry. Black matter. Yeah. Black matters. Now we're going to get. Black matter. I can't wait until the internet lights that up. You piece of shit. Fucking racist piece of shit. Red headed guy in a skin head. It never ends. Red head skin head. Did you find an exotic dancer named Dark Matter? No. What? God, if there's any exotic dancers that are listening right now. Just keep it on the DL down at Spearman Rhino. Trying to keep it on a sneak tip. At the Rhino. If there's any. Probably one of them Atlanta strip clubs. One of them dark black ones. What's it called? Like Little Wayne would go and throw money in the air. Yeah, what's the most popular one in Atlanta? Jamie knows. You're in the black culture. You know about black Twitter. You're a black Twitter. Jamie? Jamie will tell us. It's a real famous one, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's like famous ones where people get shot. Atlanta, it's like the most famous one. They always have gunfights there and shit. Not Magic City? Magic City. Magic City. That's the most famous one in Atlanta. That's the big one. That's like the one. Yeah, dark. Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the stage, dark matter. You're a Magic City. Welcome to Magic City. Oh, shit. Shop. Shop. Let's see. What do they have here? Look at photos. The photos was the thuggiest looking. The guy had a flat, brimmed hat on. Go to photos. Look at that. Is this where you want to go? Oh, whoa. Damn. OK, we got to go. Is that dark matter? Dark matter is the third one with the butt. Jesus. Go to far right, far right, upper. That's dark matter. That's our girl. Ka-pow. How come it doesn't? Wait, what the fuck? This is just like pay photos of the night. Oh. This is what was going on on January 12. Look at the dude with the fucking hood. This was going on January 12. Is that Snoop Dogg? Who's the guy with the white hood? Some fake Snoop Dogg? Look at him. Thuggish. These are thuggish looking. Oh, he's got to look at that. Whenever you've got people that are standing there with fanning out $100 bills, like, and just drinking Fiji water, yeah, that's not my place. Oh, look at my butt. I like all these cars. Dark matter to the main stage. Dark matter. Ladies and gentlemen, dark matter.