Joe Rogan on Up Talking

There's dark matter. I think so. There's also a featuring dark matter and is that a girl's name? I'm not sure we'll get pornhub is just falling apart on us like a bunch of parody. Okay? Dark matter what is there's a thing that people do like Jamie was on the phone once Getting some tech information from this lady sounds right put her on speakerphone while he's typing and she had the most No, you know that thing that people do it's called up talk. Oh, yeah, up talk is so annoying tech talk Yes, there's a way that they talk that lets you know In it's like a very left-wing Technologically savvy way of talking up slope tech. Yeah, tough. Yeah, but it's all tech people Yeah, but it becomes an accent like if it was from Georgia or something like that would be a recognizable accent Yeah, like oh, that's how they talk in Maryland Right, right right you ever talked to someone from Baltimore Baltimore Baltimore, you know, you know, Ryan, Ryan sickler Yes, it was a ball. He says Baltimore Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Yeah, my friend John Rallo shout out to John Rallo. He's from Baltimore. They have that same kind of act It's a very rare Boston very recognizable Boston's got that fucking I go talk talk is everything recognizable Way of talking that lets you know that I'm going to agree with everything that is in like the zeitgeist of That wing progressive is in the cloud. Gee, it's in the cloud. It's in the cloud Who does that the best Fred Armisen? I think does that the best Armisen knows how to like Fred Armisen? Is that you know part from Portlandia? Okay, what is she doing? Let me hear Unless they do it a lot and it gets really annoying Talking to Connie Chung focus on the positive things in yourself that supermodel Cindy Crawford. She's going to do it again No, I didn't have the opportunities then the popular term for it is up talking But you don't have to be a fashion model or a teenager to up talk I came to Ikea because you can hear it on commercials I mean, it's kind of self-serve or even coming out of the mouth of a doctor on the president's health care task force Because I see the problem from a different point of view She came up to the table and said my name is Belinda Dr. Cynthia Macklemore is a linguist in Philadelphia who's worked extensively. All right, this from 94. That's how fucking old this is interesting Yeah It's way more exaggerated now. It's interesting what they were talking about in 94 Forms it's not a request for a direct response but for attention, which is a kind of response People may think that up talk conveys uncertainty, but dr. Macklemore says it can be used in a number of specific ways You can you can use the rise to convey uncertainty. You can use a rise to hold the floor You can use a rise to convey. Do you understand what I'm saying? Or do you hear me or do you agree with me or do you approve of me all of those things? That's very interesting here in a linguist describe what it is Because it has been adopted see if you can Google tech talk up talk But see if you can find like a because it's way more Exaggerated now and the people that you know who I'm talking about the woman that was talking to you on the phone How crazy was she it was weird the way she was talking like a presentation to Jamie bizarre. What kind of are you working on Barringer X and is 216? Is that it? I felt like we were in a sketch when she was talking to him like this as an SNL But she had no answers for him. So it was like she was like bullshitting him. Well, that's a plate That's the play Kate to pass time. That's like anybody in that tech world They're like anyone that's helping you with like any sort of troubleshooting I find that too when I do that on with Apple when I text them about issues Everything is like this weird play kidding like oh, I know I can't believe you're having that problem Well, let's just figure out it's almost like this like yeah, I'm on the head like subservient like yeah You okay in your pod? Do you need more food in your pod? Oh Having that issue with the Sonos player. It's all Apple all Apple Apple has a sneaky, you know, the Sonos thing works Flawlessly with the Apple music service. Oh, yeah for yep flawless Spotify But when you try to get the shit right off your phone, that's one a problem So they've done some sneaky shit force you into that Yeah that forces you into using their their subscription service sure so they've hijacked Sonos They've done some shit where they've inserted a little fuck you into the code Apple dick They make it work better with their home pod speaker, of course probably a hundred percent works. Come on. It's a much better alternative What we suggest you know you could try switch over to home pod and that way we can listen to everything you say All the time we're listening in even when you mute us Google just released a new one They released a pixel 3 with a new speaker dock Motherfucker of a thing that the new update on Spotify has a built-in thing What so you could it's so you can like ask for a song to be played Yeah, because it's not probably built into Apple Yeah, but you have to like allow the microphone to be on of course. 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