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Andrew Santino is a comic, actor, and host of the podcasts "Whiskey Ginger," "No Bad Lies," and "Bad Friends" with comic Bobby Lee. Check out his new special, "Andrew Santino: White Noise," now streaming on Hulu."Andrew Santino: White Noise": www.hulu.com/movie/andrew-santino-white-noise-ee4cb509-98e5-42f6-af6b-796b38c726ab www.youtube.com/AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGinger www.andrewsantino.com
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My brother-in-law had a metal plate put in his shoulder because his collarbone was shattered and a motorcycle accident I was just gonna say it's either like motorcycles or skiing or like any Any anything where you're going over 30 miles an hour slam. That's the only way to break a collarbone There's no other way to fake collarbone Yeah, because he's cuz he's got it by car or motorcycle crash. I'm saying oh he wiped out wiped out I saw dude. I saw a guy get hit the other day and it made my made my heart hurt for the cake Yeah, he got smoked. I watched it. I watched it happen He was he was going left through an intersection a guy ran the yellow But he was really running a red it was red you know I mean yeah and and He slammed on the brakes and the car turned a little bit and the bike and he tried to like jerk the bike as hard As he could but boom and it made my heart. He was alive, but I was just like oh Broken oh he was oh, dude. He couldn't he didn't move. I mean Yeah motorcycles are so scary. They scare the shit out of me Red light this morning and the light turned green and some dude just Whizzed in between me and some guy who was about to change lanes So like I'm in this lane, and I'm driving straight and this guy was about to change lanes this guy went And I went oh Inches away. I almost saw death I also got killed and that happens all day every day in LA because they're allowed to cut lanes, but here's the thing Risk yeah, yeah, they assume all the worry in that thing where you're cutting lanes And a guy turns into you and kills you it's their fault on you yep It's crazy like in Chicago you can't split lanes in Illinois You're not allowed to shouldn't be but there's no helmet law I seen that what to me is like the most kind of shit so all these fucking guys on Harley fuck yeah Fucking helmets with their feet up on the things yeah Not word of hell, but I'm not some fun oink not some faggy dude good pussy scared ahead trauma This should just all be forced to look at Gary Busey before and after You don't want to wear a fucking helmet sure did him I know you know he hit a curb with his skull Do the fact that he's alive is insane. Oh doctors. Yeah doctors. They should have just smothered him with a pillow. You're good I Was watching some thing the other day with him Joe really recently talking and I was like whoa It's right here on Rogan Joe fucking love you man He's looking great of having like normal talk Yeah, no, it's all like theatrical and animated because I think years of I think years of Acting and stuff late in his brain and now that he's got kind of like he's off the edge I think he feels like he has to be a caricature to like feel normal right you know I mean I think he's that's the way He masks the serious brain trauma and pain whatever pain is really going on. I think that's it. Maybe he's fine Maybe a medium. He's like I'm playing it up. This is what I got. He's a what do you mean? There's a bit. It's my thing He's outside smoking a cigarette. Yes. What are you guys talking about? There's a fucking bit chill It's just me doing fucking try to make a living just making money man. I'm trying to feed my fucking family Ass off so I got one eye is like two inches higher than the other one That's what he's got. It's above his eyebrow. It's like where our eyebrows. Yeah, it's like way up here Well his skull got caved in I know I mean I know it's not funny to laugh at but my god It just he just looks when you see him when he's young you know He's kind of like a normal looking dude like an okay looking dude, and then now you're like Jesus yeah, he's just all squirrely now, but if you go back to him and like leave the weapon He was a bad motherfucker look at his left eyes like down Like shifted something's wrong yeah, but when he was young like the lethal weapon like when he played mr. Joshua Yeah, yeah fucking wicked. I was awesome. I go to that one picture with the two heads scrolled scroll down, please Go to that one picture with the green lettering Oh, yeah After rude that's just being so rude being an ass about the one the right hand side with the suit yeah They'll blow that with a suit the actual suit yeah, yeah, that's a real photo player Just being silly Well this was back when helmet laws didn't exist yeah, no helmet law You could ride around LA with no helmet, but they should always I mean even if there wasn't a law Why wouldn't you want to I mean fuck me I? Get that it's probably way. I don't listen all the bike immunity is like you don't get it. Yeah, bro You don't stand freedom. I like my fucking brain Yeah, I like my I like my brain. Sorry, man I don't like it you know, but there's my states Arizona is another one you see people with no help no helmet law Yeah, no helmet, Texas. I think Vegas you allowed to have in Nevada I mean I've seen plenty of guys on bikes without one, but I can't tell you who what cop would pull you over You know what I mean? It's kind of like in Vegas. What do they do the last thing on their fucking mind? In Vegas you are Look, I'm just Google states without helmet laws and see how many there are Colorado I know you don't have to have one definitely not seen people wild country man. That's they don't give a fuck nope It's square state square state perfectly square man in 19 states that require Wow in three one there is no motorcycle helmet use law in three states, Illinois, Iowa, New Hampshire But says currently 19 states and in DC have laws requiring all riders. Oh, that's what all riders both 19 states all riders, but three states have no laws. Yeah, Illinois, but what but some states Women it's only three states where you can wear no helmet What are those states? But image car Colorado Maybe it's maybe it's maybe the law. It's new. Yeah, wait a minute. Is it just Google helmet laws in Colorado? Motorcycle I've seen people ride motorcycles in Colorado with no helmet Although helmets are proven to save lives in Colorado However, if the motorcycle operator passengers are under 18, they must wear helmet passengers. Yeah, that's saying passenger law Yeah, that's that's but that's not under 18 under 18 There you go. They're over 18. They could do whatever the fuck they want. Is that what it says? So there is a new helmet law You just if you're if you're 18 or if you're 16, yeah, they have helmet laws So what you're saying is three states have no helmet laws. That means under 18 over 18 matter doesn't matter Right, but some states have laws but grown-ass adults can decide to go suicide. They won't style and yeah, that's what it is Yeah, that's fucking crazy. We're the people would fight for that. They don't well, that's like saying no seatbelt law Well, that's the crazy thing. What do you don't you don't wear it? but here's the thing like how is it okay to ride a motorcycle ever and I have to have a seat belt on yeah, like I'm inside a metal cage. That's it. Yes motherfuckers That is a 3500 pound cage And this motherfuckers just got handlebars he go flying I don't get that shit I don't know why you wouldn't want to fucking wear a helmet. There's no there's nothing to hold you on you're fucked You get clipped you're done