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Adam Eget is the talent coordinator at The Comedy Store and is also the sidekick on Norm MacDonald's show "Norm MacDonald Has A Show" on Netflix.
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This is Donald Trump. This is actually Donald Trump's Snapchat. And he put this... These guys right here... This... And it comes with this fucking music. I have. There's so many knockouts. Here it is. You got more questions, but I tell you, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're from me or Trump, and you ain't black... And it's them carrying a coffin. This is Biden from President on the coffin. The President tweeted that. Yes, of course he did. Look, dude, he knows how to use the internet, man. He sure does. His son knows how to use the internet. Donald Trump Jr., they use him for all the wild shit. When they need to post something really wild, they go to Don Jr.'s Instagram. That's fucking great. Listen, man, they're playing dirty. Everybody's playing dirty. Yeah. The world's playing dirty. Different worlds. They're all pretending you're someone who's not lying about this. No one's going to be honest. They're just about creating impressions and memes and getting these short attention span motherfuckers to hold on to a narrative as hard as possible. Russia. Russia, gay. Russia. Whatever it is. Ask people they're upset. They don't even know what happened. That's 90% of the people out there, man. We live in the... And now it's going to be even weirder because everybody's going to be so stressed out because the economy's in this shit. Yeah. And it's not going to get out of there any quick... anytime soon. It's going to take some time. What's going to happen? I mean, this is like, is this going to be class war? Because the people that can afford to stay home, they want everyone to go out and get the economy going. Like, they're super rich. They don't give a fuck about people dying. They can stay in their mansions. There's that aspect of it. There's also the... those are the ones that I don't think are looking at it correctly in terms of like the actual danger of the virus. But then there's other people that are like, hey, I don't want to lose my business. Why don't you restart the economy so I can take a chance? I'd rather take a fucking chance. I'm losing everything. I'm 99.9999999% sure I'm going to fucking survive this. Right. You know? And I'm going to know what's coming. I'm going to take a lot of vitamins. Like, let me do what I have to do. And let's quarantine the people that are in danger. Let's quarantine old people. Let's keep them away until it goes away. Yeah, that's reason. Let's quarantine sick people. And this is what we need to do. This is what needs to be done. Not lock the whole fucking country down. And once they do that, man, they don't want to undo that. I don't know when reason left the world, but in so many different aspects of the world. Is that what it was? Twitter? I mean, there's just no reason almost anywhere. Well, I think the reason is to save lives. It's just not a it doesn't make sense. Doesn't work right. Because you're losing lives with everything. There's an article that can't find out if this is true. There's an article that I was reading in the Washington Examiner. One of those is a weird newspaper. And it's like it's it's one of those ones like what is. What kind of is this a bias? Like what what is the bias of the Washington Examiner? But it's basically saying that there's more people dead from suicide in northern California than the war from coronavirus deaths. During the last from during the lockdown because people are fully in despair. They're losing everything. They're going bankrupt and they don't see any way out of it. Well, if it wasn't for Korean baseball, I would be fucking blowing my fucking head off.