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Joey Diaz is a stand-up comic and New York Times bestselling author. He's the host of the podcast "Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz," co-host of "The Check-In" with Lee Syatt, and author of "Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage." www.joeydiaz.net
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Criminal I see people for what it is. I see things for what it is I'm trying to sell a lead or rehab because are you I got a friend that's got a rehab you go down there Lee Why try to sell sell send Lee to a because he can make money. There's a rehab There's a bunch of rehabs in Florida you go to and they get your insurance and they bang your insurance for 60 And then they give you a cut back at 30. I totally let me send you down there to my buddies Give me 10% I get three grand you go down there get acting punctual Give you a few massages The rehab Imagine who Lee Sia would be in terms of his marijuana consumption Imagine where he would be if it wasn't for you like there is that guy When you first started having him on your show when you guys first started doing this Pop maybe three times in college a Couple months in he's done Superhero doses of animals couple months in I mean like little by little little by little when you would sneak him in on him And you would take away at 250 and put it a 500 what I would do is wrap it I get this The Joey Diaz Co-star and the church what's happening now is completely asleep at the wheel He's on the show and his eyes are almost totally closed. He's barely a slit. He's just dazed Who's the guest who is that? It's raining Bosnia a kid that I told on this podcast Yeah, he can't take it though. He's so high. What is the name of this video Jamie Lee and out of space? Elise I am outer space Look at him go he's gone. I would get these okay I would go in the afternoons and I would get a 180 and I would rip the cover off the 180 No, and I would take a 67 60 milligram woman. I'd eat that one. It was like two in the afternoon What I don't do nothing to me. I'd eat like a 60 and I'd take the 180 and put in the 60 rapper No, and then I'd bring it to him put on the table and in front of my go here and I'd open it up for him And he wouldn't see that it was half open already. Oh And I would give him the 60 But it was a my last night. I gave him an expired one. They had a little bit of mold on it He he's gonna be a good comic a bro. He's gonna be a good Look at Eleanor I want to sit there for 15 years shut her mouth and watched There's a really special gift to that yeah Whether you think I almost funny or not whether you agree with her or not. I give her the balls a Lot of people don't like just sitting there and watching There's a lot of people that do though You know there's a lot of people that work in and around comedy clubs that probably want to do it They just don't know how to get started. You know they just don't have it in them to get the ball rolling It's hard. It's hard to hard to try something new you keep thinking about when's the right time to do it Is it now maybe should wait a week? You know you know what I'm gonna lose 10 pounds And then I'm gonna try it and you get all these things in your head