Joe Rogan on the 2020 Tesla Roadster

Well you and I have righteous virtue because we drive electric vehicles occasionally. That's true. I do feel a little bit better. I feel better than people when I drive my Tesla. Hmm, you assholes. Yeah, that's nice. Are they poisoning the world? You know, I feel, I only feel better driving my Tesla only in that it's just faster. It's just faster than almost everything on the road. Yeah, it's like time machine. That's exactly what I call it. I always say like, if there's a location that I want to go to, I appear there. Yeah, I don't. You just go zoom, you're over there. You're just like, psh, psh. And you have that P100D, which is the one I have, which is the two ended one. It's crazy. And it's, meanwhile, that fucking new thing that they're coming out with at the roaster is gonna be a half a second faster, zero to 60. Yeah, it's, well, 1.9, 1.8 theoretically, 1.8 seconds zero to 60. I think they changed his take on that. I think he recently said it's 2.1. Oh, you serious? Yes. Okay. People were very disappointed. I'm very disappointed because you got to break the two barrier. What kind of nonsense is this? I know. Where's my point? Where's my 10th of a second? It ain't going to matter, kids. The fucking thing's ridiculous. Are you kidding? It's just a fucking weapon. Yeah. It's insane. But it also has 600 mile range. Yes, that's what I heard, which is just insane to me. I just love that it's a tinier car. It's like the fastest thing ever. Ever. There's only going to be maybe three other road legal cars that you could buy that would get to that level of 1.9. Supercars are going to look obsolete compared to that thing. Oh, yeah. I mean, well, the thing I'm excited about is the Penn and Farina electric car. What is that? That's all designed completely in-house. And I don't know when it comes out, but I don't know if you find a picture of it. It is the nastiest piece of tech. Don't let the Italians make the engine though. Trust me. Yeah, I think they're leveraging like- Do not let my people design things. You let them design the way it looks, but all the wires, they're barely paying attention. They're staring at girls' asses, eating spaghetti. I guarantee you. That's so funny. It's so true. Germans and Japanese make reliable cars. Yes. They make their engineers. Yeah. Look at that. Whoa, damn. That is a goddamn Batmobile. Yeah, she'd be nasty. Wow, that's a real car? Oh, yeah. When's that coming out? I think orders are happening. There you go. 2.5 million. Jesus Christ. Yeah, active. Where's all this money coming from? Active arrows. How many shakes are there? I mean, come on. Look at that thing. Look at that fucking thing. And it borrows a little bit of like Ferrari, left Ferrari, has a little bit of Japanese styling. It has a, it's the perfect blend of like all the good things about like tech looking cars. You know what it's like? It's like a Ferrari 488. Yes. But one that- Is that a 1900 R2? A Lexus LFA. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's- 1900 horsepower. How many Newton pounds of torque? I don't know what that has to say. Whenever they say that, Newton meters- I don't get it. Those European ones, I'm like, what are you saying? I don't feel it. All I know is what is high. And then I base it off of that. It's funny too that we still use horses. I know. How stupid is that? I look at that and see- Who can use people power? Less than two seconds. So that's like the, but it's an electric vehicle. Yeah. And I'm sure- Jesus. Biting has one coming out that looks really cool. It goes 180 miles an hour, 186 miles an hour in 12 seconds it said. Jesus Christ. So 12 seconds later you're going 186 miles an hour. Is that real? Look at that control cockpit. That's what I like about cars like that. Well, it better look amazing. It's a fucking house in the hills. You know what? It's a house in the hills. I'd get it. Wow, you crazy? If I could, I'd get it. Would you? Oh, yeah, easily. I definitely want to get the roads. I'm thinking about the Roadster. I'm getting that bitch. You got to, man. Got to. Got to. I mean, it's not that, I mean, for 250 grand, you're getting a car that like, that's, that's a, what is that? What was it again? What do you keep showing us, Jamie? You just flipping through. You don't even pay attention now. Check out- He's, Jamie's on a rabbit hole. He went down to YouTube rabbit hole. I don't see what Lotus was doing. It was right there. What was the other one? What's the- Pull the tassel of Robester. Put the- Oh, yeah, that, that thing's about us. What is the other one? Rimmack Concept 2. Oh, I don't know what that one is. It's a, I think there is stone. Door handle for the Roadster. You just slide your finger around. Oh, yeah, yeah, you slide your finger down the angle. Pops. I mean, who knows? That's going to leave the stranded in the parking lot. It's not using that steering wheel. I don't know why they do that. They do that for concept cars. They know side view mirrors, which now is actually becoming legal, which is great. Why would they have no side view mirrors? Because it looks sexier. But so what? It looks more sleek. Does it really bother you? That's like if you're a dude and a girl's really hot, but she has a chipped tooth. Oh, no. No, no, no. That makes it better. That's like, that's character, man. That's beautiful. So why do you need, why don't you want side mirrors? I want side mirrors. It just creates a cleaner line. Fuck a clean line. I want to see what's going on. Well, I want to die. I want to see what's behind me, man. Well, the new Honda All Electric car that's basically kind of like a, like a golf, kind of an e-golf, but it's a fully new car. It's got the camera system with the side view mirrors. They're just right on the edge of the dash, right where the mirrors kind of would be. And the guy, the guy who was doing a review of it, one of the few guys who's gotten to drive it said that it just blows you away. You're like, why have a car has been like this forever? Because it gives you an accurate full-time view of what's going on. And the rear view mirror is also a screen. Maybe that's what Tesla's doing. So you get no pillars. No pillars. What? What are you laughing at? You're going to make fun of this car. I'm going to make it fun. Have you seen it? No, go back to the Hasselstalk. I want to look at this. There's always some Honda. It's cute. E. Go back to the Tesla. I like it. It's also got the most ridiculous turning radius. It turns tighter than a London cab. Yeah, because it's got a stick in the ground. Yeah. It just plants a pole in the ground and it just rotates. Yeah. Yeah, the Roadster is evil. I don't think it's really going to come out in 2020. I don't think so either. I think it's going to get pushed back. But it's just such a gorgeous... It does have some active arrow, I think, and the spoiler's active. It's just cool looking. It looks like what a car's supposed to look like in 2020. Exactly.