Joe Rogan on People Who Get Tattoos of His Face

Yeah, this is Steve Butcher. Steve Butcher does insane shit, man. He did one of me. Somebody got me tattooed on their leg, and it's fucking incredible. How do you feel about that, Joe? So weird. Don't do that. Don't do that. You can't say it to the guy when he sends you the fucking... Stop. Just stop. Stop. A guy got Legion of Skanks tattooed on his face, and you look at him and you go, that's awesome that you want to do that, but man, maybe you shouldn't have. He had a bunch of other face tattoos, though. It wasn't the first one. It's true. Look at that Kobe Bryant. Scroll up a bit. Look at that Kobe Bryant. We just got the t-shirt in his mouth. Get the fuck out of here, man. That might as well be a photograph. That's crazy. Like, look at the resolution. Look at the sweat. If you said to me, what's the one thing you can't draw, I'd say black people sweat. And this guy pulled it off somehow. If I was drawing that, we'd just have white drips down his face. He'd be like, bukkakeed. Make that bigger, Jamie. That guy did that with needles, man. That's insane how good that is. Yeah, somehow it doesn't seem nearly as weird to get athletes tattooed on you as it does comedians. No, it does. For them. I'm sure Kobe's running around going, damn, dude. It's a little different, though, because people grow up on like... I mean, that's not true, dude, because the connection that people feel with comics and podcasts, it's pretty... I get it. It's like, we don't want the responsibility. We want to do it, but we don't want the responsibility. I don't want the responsibility of being your shin. I 100% want my fucking face tattooed on people. So anybody out there, I'll give you a free Legion of Skanks t-shirt. You show me. As long as it says, there's the dude. Wow. It's a good tattoo. As long as it says, Lou Dog. Yeah. That is crazy. That is as accurate as a photograph. That's my fucking face. That's my face. That's fucking intense, Joe. He's amazing. Yeah, I don't remember what that's from. I was probably making a point. Whatever it was, you were right. That's the problem with me, man. You get any one clip of me or my face and you could make decisions. That's an incredible tattoo. That's the first time Joe saw Ari's butthole. That was the face. There's no way I can remember that far back.