Joe Rogan on Donald Trump & North Korea

Hello freak bitches. How did you this this impression you're doing to this White House character? What's his name again? Stephen Miller. Yeah That's first of all Everyone's doing Sean Spicer. They weren't till he got fired or all they did. Oh, is it's Scaramucci. Yeah, well that's in Sean. Yeah, Melissa McCarthy was doing Sean Spicer. He killed it. Yeah, it's hilarious You know, it's funny Trump thought that it made him look weak that a woman was doing an impression A woman should go and do an impression Trump now. Yeah Yeah, no, I mean I don't know I mean I think that you know, I did a special what was it? I've been like I think it was like 2012 for a Showtime called politics Where I went to DC and I did stand-up in DC and I interviewed all Paul. I love politicians Like that's all I watch when I come home at night All I watch is CNN, MSN and Fox just because that's it because I'm in shock and I can't believe it No, I just go back and forth that there's so many fucked up things that are going on the world The whole North Korea thing is insane. It's scary. It's fucking insane Well, what's scary is that Trump is saying shit like fire and fury that the world has never known like Jesus dude Like this isn't a movie. This is real life. Yeah But I mean this North Korean guys fucking nuts his fucking fucking nuts It's like it's like dude stop shooting fucking missiles in the fucking this isn't like a playpen thing Do you just keep shooting missiles in the ocean all the time? Like it's like he's like a kid or some shit. Yeah, any key. It's just I don't know It's just well, I think Guam is only like 2,000 miles away from North Korea or something like real close So they're talking about him possibly bombing Guam and that's what they're saying now Yeah, no, I've been watching but that would be a death sentence I mean if if we decided to attack North Korea, it would be a death. Yes them and then also I heard cuz I know I Know Dennis Rodman, you know, I know Dennis. I mean, do you do you talk to him when he went over there? I know I don't want to get too too into it But I know that he goes over there a lot. Yeah, he meets with Kim Jung They just fucking get drunk and I don't know they go on jet skis or some shit like he like he like He likes Dennis Rodman. So he brings them out But from what I heard is that Kim Jong-un really loves Donald Trump Like you know what I mean? Like his the America he loves America But he's like kind of acting like he doesn't love America like he loves the American way Yeah So my point is is I think I Really think that if Donald Trump went over there to meet with the guy. I think that would appease him and just chill him the fuck out I think that's just my opinion. Maybe you should be like a liaison. Yeah. See there you go But he gets he gets you know He goes over there and hangs out with him because they Kim Jong-un kid loves loves America yeah, he loves America and that's it's just kind of like a weird, you know, there's there's no What's the word? There's no? Communication communication. They're not communicating right, you know, yeah Well, there's language barrier obviously, but isn't he young isn't Kim Jong-un like in his 30s. How old is he? Yeah, he's pretty young It's I mean imagine running a military dictatorship in your 30s and he's already murdered a gang of people Yeah He already and and the thing that's so crazy about the whole thing is that like you think of Isis and you think of that Whole, you know how those people like they don't care to die and they don't care if they're gonna die And I think that he's trained his people all this. You see all he's on CNN. He all these marching soldiers Yeah, I think those guys are ready to die Well, if you lived in a shithole like North Korea where every day you're under the oppressive of a military dictatorship Maybe you'd be ready to die too. He like see their escape to South Korea or die Yeah, I I think what should happen is I think Trump should hire Dennis Rodman and like put like a tracking device on him and they're jet skiing out and fucking the ocean drinking and shit and the SEAL team Six comes in and fucking takes Kim Jong-un and flies into America Gives all the North Korean internet and like sets them free. No, this is like a movie dude. Don't you get together with Stephen Baldwin? I just think that there's probably a way to Chill everything out there probably is a way to chill everything out This is not the way like launching test missiles and saying fire and fury and all that shit That's not not chill anything out. But you know, I don't understand what the conflict is about in the first place I'm not exactly sure what everybody's angry about I think because they think that we're gonna bomb them And why are we gonna bomb them? Like because I think that we did years ago, right? They sure know this. Yeah Well, North Korea. No Hiroshima was the Asians. I think I Don't know the details Part of the world, but that's cool. They'll be super psyched Conflate the two of them Yeah, no, it's um, I mean we did horrible things during the Korean War to the North Koreans I mean that's literally the cause of all of this all the anger and all the you know, but that's when North Korea and South Korea were split and North Korea went communists and you know It's a it's all a byproduct of that, you know, there's it's you could read about it Actually, there's a really good book called dear reader from Michael Malice. He's a guy who was on my podcast and The history of that part of the world is really fucked up But it's interesting because you have North Korea and then below you have South Korea South Korea You have a thriving economy amazing electronics Samsung. They make all kinds of great shit over there Nice boss probably. Yeah surgery And then North Korea is just right next door to them terrible dictatorship it's fucked up man Well, no president has been able to deal with it. So no, yeah, and probably won't be able to mean How do you resolve that one of the things that? Malice was telling me that makes it so fucked up is that everybody has to rat on everybody else? Like say if you and I were working together We would have to go somewhere and tell someone what each one of us did wrong Like maybe you didn't cry hard enough when somebody died or maybe you weren't Excited enough when something good happened You didn't cheer loud enough and they'll they'll rat you out for that and then you know You have to be accountable and then so they have like a culture of rats. Everybody's ratting everybody out Sounds fun We don't realize how lucky we are, you know to live in America You