Joe Rogan on Butt Implants "Just Go to the Gym and Do Squats!"

I don't mind the fake butts at all though. The more obnoxious the better. Oh no. I'm one of those guys, I don't know what it is. You like it? I love it. You ever grab one? No. If you felt a frisbee inside someone's ass, do you think you would enjoy it? I mean, I just wouldn't touch it that much. I would just stare at it a lot. But you would know that if you touched it, you'd feel that frisbee in there. That half a frisbee to give it some bulk. Dude. Is that what it feels like? I don't know. I'm gonna grab one. I would imagine there's like a wedge in there. It's like a fucking Nerf football in there or something. I think it's more like pudding or something like that. Like squishy. Listen, you know what it is? It's a fucking sign that you're too lazy to go to the gym. Go to the gym. Do squats. It's not hard. Go do squats. It's not hard. The problem is, girls like Kim Kardashian have set the bar so high. What's that girl's name? Izzy Azleigzia. What's her name? Iggy Azalea. That one. That girl's butt is obnoxious. That's outrageous. There was a video with her dancing and it was like watching someone in a wave pool. It was all just wiggling back and forth. Wow. Jamie, what do you think? Can we see some of that? I haven't seen this before. We could see some wiggle. But those girls have set the bar so high with big butts. You have a regular nice ass. It's not good enough anymore for a lot of these girls because you see these... Yeah, but I need to see some wiggling. What is that? Is that her over the years? That's what her butt used to look like in 2013. Then she got super addicted to power lifting but not with her arms or upper body at all. It all went into her ass. By 2018, she has this badonkadonk. Look at that though. Isn't that beautiful? Looks like she was experimenting with it earlier though, right? 2014, she's like, hmm, just a little bit. Just a little bit. Pretty girl, big ass. Hmm. Well, look at that upper right picture. Look at that. See? That's where it's an issue. That's where you find out what it really is. Not to me. It's not. Oh, come on. Look at Izzy as Lil. How do you say her name is? Iggy. Iggy. Iggy. Iggy. See? That's sad to me. That doesn't... You can get that butt. You just have to do squats. Oh, Jesus. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Dude, that's so wrong. Looks like a human head underneath there. You know Madonna has one of them now? Really? Yeah. Madonna. Someone pull her side. I go, hey, look at me. Oh. No. Yeah. Is that real? That's right. That's Madonna? Yes. You're looking at? Pull it up. What? Whoa. It looks like she has a bunch of stuff in her pockets. Might be a diaper. Oh. Yeah, dude. I'm telling you. People are doing this. And it's... You know what body dysmorphia is, right? Yeah. That's what it is, man. When a woman has double D tits and she thinks she needs ease. I need ease. When a guy's at the gym and he's fucking 350 pounds and he thinks he looks small. When people are anorexic, same thing. It's body dysmorphia. It's an issue with human beings. We don't see ourselves the way other people see ourselves. Thank God. Yeah. It's the only thing that gets you through. It's just, you know, people are fucking vulnerable. People are vulnerable.