Joe Rogan - Kim K's Body Is Unnatural!

It's amazing how many Kim Kardashian clones exist now. I mean, and even in her own family, I don't know all the names of them, but one of the younger ones, it's like she went to the plastic surgeon and she was like, I want to look like Kim. Yeah. And they just give her the same face. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck is up with that? And the butt thing is the most disgusting thing. Where they're taking fat and stuffing it into their ass and they develop this diaper butt. I mean, there's a lot of people out there with diaper butt. I met a girl the other day that had diaper butt. She was at the comedy store and I couldn't look away. I was like, what is happening to her butt? Because I knew it wasn't real. I knew she had like, she had these spindly legs. Yeah, the skinny legs. And then the... Well, if a girl has a big like... Hips and a... Right. Remember R. Crumb comics? Do you remember R. Crumb comics? No. R. Crumb is? R. Crumb, there was a great documentary called Crumb and it's about this guy who's this really eccentric, perverted cartoonist from the 1970s. And he would always draw these women with these enormous legs and enormous butt. But they weren't fat. They were just... It was voluptuous. Well, no, it was... You gotta... It's past voluptuous. Into like super athlete DNA. Like if you could get that girl and make some male babies with it, you would have a fucking ultimate warrior. Like that... See that woman? Like they are perfect. Yeah. How to have fun with a strong girl. And you see R. Crumb, that's actually him. Let's say him. Yeah, that's actually him with his boner because he was this really frail, dorky guy. And he's got this image of this woman who just looks like a tank. She has these giant muscle legs and big boobs but not like ridiculous stripper boobs but more like just super alpha DNA female boobs. Yeah. He was a freaky guy. Like look at him. He's got sock. I mean that's who he was. Like who the one above that, Jamie? The one to the right... Yeah, right there. Like... Oh my goodness. This is what he used to draw. He was always drawing this enormous powerful woman. This guy was definitely into getting dominated by a... Oh yeah. He would just shove his whole head in their pussy or something. You sure? Like look at him riding one. I guess he's supposed to be having sex with it. And this guy definitely nutted in like two seconds. Yeah. Oh man. Look at he's choking them in his car. He's always choking them. Like you literally couldn't have an R. Crumb today. That looks like... It looks kind of like Woody Allen too. Oh yeah. Well see if you can find a video of him. R. Crumb... The documentary is fascinating. I think he wound up moving to France or something like that. I think he wound up leaving America. But there's actually... If you go to video you'll find there's video of him. But that was the guy. He's a really fascinating guy. That's not him. It looks just like him on the right. Not on the right. Oh that's not him. Definitely not on the right. Okay. Maybe he's similar to the left. Is that him? Oh there it is. He just looks odd. It's because he's holding up that picture. Maybe it's also because I'm looking at him now as an older man. The lot of the video that I've seen was him. It bothers me to look at him and think like that guy has a strong sex drive. Like oh that's... Yeah you can see that. He might not. He might just save it up for every couple weeks. And then draw one of those cartoons and beat off to it. Or find a gal. Suitable. Exactly. Pay somebody to sit on his face. Strange. Strange character though. It doesn't matter Jamie. It's okay. What's that? He did Fritz the Cat too. Yeah. Yeah he did Fritz the Cat. He did a lot of pretty famous animated or cartoon comic book type things. But they were all cartoonish features. Everybody was weird. Yeah. And you think Kim has now made that. That's the standard. No but that's different. See this is like a real. Those women's asses that R Crumb drew. I'm not justifying his stuff but they were freak DNA specimens. Those women had giant thighs and giant asses and that's who they were. Whereas with Kim she's got those spindly. Yeah. Her butt is this. It's a surgical creation. There's pictures of her that are online that make it look good. But they're all photoshopped. And we found out about that because she got paparazzi when she was in Mexico. They caught her on the beach. Yeah I think that was the one that they were showing right there. No it's way grosser than that. No it's worse. Way grosser. They caught her wandering around the beach and they took photos of her like real paparazzi photos. She would have fake paparazzi photos where she would hire paparazzi to take photos of her and then she would photoshop them up. And they made it look like everything was in place. But it's not. Yeah. It's a disaster. This is what it really looks like. Yeah. What's that? Yeah. So if the legs match the ass, I'd be totally fine with that. But even that ass is a distortion. There's so much going on there because you're not supposed to have that much fat in one place. A girl has an ass like that, has legs to match it. That's what I'm saying. If the legs match the ass, I like it. But the legs, yeah the legs throw it off because little twig legs and then you got the obnoxiously large ass. It's like those guys that shoot synthol into their muscles to get fake muscles. It's the same thing. That's not a real ass. I know. Just like those synthol muscles are not real muscles. They're so obviously fake. So is that butt. Yeah. Because the legs though. But if the legs matched it, I'd be like that's nice. Yeah. But it wouldn't match it. It's just not possible. I've seen some where it matches. Yeah. But not like that. Just the whole thing is a disaster. Have you ever watched the show? Synthol. Look at that poor guy. Look at his face. He's like I'm nailing this shit. Yeah, look at his neck. I got this shit on lock. Oh my God. He looks like he's got tits. He does. I mean these guys wind up getting horrible infections too. Sometimes they've, they get gangrene and shit. They say that there's an actual thing. Oh my God. You see, they say how there's an actual thing called bigorexia. Like there's anorexia and there's bigorexia. Body dysmorphia exists with, I mean there's people that have body dysmorphia in terms of their facial features. They just can't stop tweaking their nose.