Joe Rogan: I'd Have Axl Rose on the Podcast

When you were young And you're I used to say And your heart was an open book Who is that? Diana Ross? Who sings that? Oh, Paul McCartney and Wings, motherfucker Wings, bruh That was from James Bond Oh, that's right, that's right, Guns N' Roses did it They want that That was one time where the fucking remake was so good You kinda would've gotten it wasn't their own song We've been dancing Can I hear some of this? Only we hear it Has Axel been on your podcast, Joe? No, I'll definitely have him on, man Wow I'll definitely have that guy on I can imagine He seems to have come back from the brink, right? Yeah, who knows what kind of ego happened And what all happened whenever they went to Give me some volume, so I can hear it at least I want to hear him say that at the beginning Yeah, we go here. We go here. We go Yeah Look out So he was for years. He went crazy Yeah vanished was trying to make that one album forever right took many many years and everybody's like goddamn An axe or rose went crazy, and you'd see him you like damn was a shame guns roses was so good so good And then slowly, but surely he fucking came back Like really came back like he's fucking back like that dude tours with AC DC now Yeah, I mean he crushes it I saw some videos of him on stage. He's a fucking animal again He looks like heart a little bit like one of the people from heart buddies, but that's just age and time You know just oh, I don't think it's age and time. I think there's a lot other ingredients Could be sure I'm gonna throw some shit onto that mix well saw wasn't shriveled high yeah Slash looks the same. Oh slash looks the same, but that's what I'm saying. They're both the same age Yeah, they started out together or close to the same age at least dude. How much fun must that be to be a musician? I think it's too much fun. This is my theory I think it's too much fun, and I think they don't even have to write new shit So because they don't have to write new shit, and it's too much fun. They're out there just Fucking smashing yeah every night Fucking smashing smashing shows smashing tour buses and hotel breaking shit and Just smashing fucking each other and pussy just smashing they probably crazy You probably even notice who you fuck a dude if you're that famous. I think you notice. I think you're wrong I beg to differ. Oh, he's got a teleprompter. What about a fast dude. Did you know axel rose at a teleprompter? That's right, but I guess you want that if you're on all the drugs If you want all the drug not only do I want a teleprompter. I wanted to be highlighted what I'm supposed to say I mean he's wearing hot pants He is so close He's wearing hot pants with high cowboy boots with socks And a mesh top and tighty whitey's so what is it that makes somebody so famous that they get close to being almost like a Bisexual you think you keep bringing up all this gay stuff. Yes. Do I tell me was your stepdad right no bro I've never been gay man never ever no never ever ever never I mean maybe when I'm 60 or 70 I'll bust out. I you know I'll come on somebody, but I'm not doing anything now. Okay. I want a family and everything I think they're so free with their expression right that they wear whatever the fuck they want And I think that's a part of the culture of really huge Musicians is that they get very free with their looks their sexuality like look at him with his mouth with his ripped up pants Axle rose back when he's a cutie pie or David David Bowie when he was in his androgynous stage Prince I mean you can go on and on and on about men like fucking Mick Jagger I mean Mick Jagger would swing his hips. Yeah puff his lips Well Elvis is pretty pretty manly thing, but he wore women's clothing and women's like you know you know stuff from like He wore stuff from like scarfs and shit. Is that what you're saying? No, what's that women's clothing store? That's in every like little city secrets. No, it's for like kind of more. You know Lane Bryant Oh, you wore the big fat lady stuff. Well, I mean He was some dude clothes store for fat guys Big and tall they call it. Yeah, but that's like some of them. It's called a J spot It's over there on Pico Boulevard. He's been there Jay Anthony always sells those suits over there on stage What's up, oh there he is is that him now? That's him that could be the lady This Cheryl swopes no he's uh that's that's His hair looks weird like that It's like he went to spring break, but that's actual from younger days, so that's when he had vanished for a while, right? Oh But when he did that like he did a big concert in Brazil, too, right I remember listening to that and his voice was kind of struggling a little bit because he has such a Such a scratchy voice you know you gotta think like that voice probably very difficult to maintain But that primal fucking welcome to the jungle Dude that was the shit When I was that was like right when I was graduating high school I remember I worked out this shitty little gym. I'd be on the leg press machine listen to welcome to the jungle What kind of headphones did you have whatever they have the big ones though? Oh? I had a walk man with a cassette. Oh, yeah, it might have been a disc player Yeah, well, okay, that one's ridiculous that one makes oh who is that recent is that Holly Hunter? That's him now No, it's not Holly Hunter I don't even know Holly Hunter is Leads singer Guns N' Roses. Oh, I love Guns N' Roses Yeah, you call him my brother and I used to beat each other in our room We'd fistfight in the yard to fucking Guns N' Roses bra AC DC it was the music of my childhood was good was at was G&R Allison chains That's a that's a weird look the the thermal or the flannel shirt tied around the waist What's that look? Right, but that's a weird look yeah like on purpose. It's a weird look It's that Darlene Connors like hey I know I'm not gonna wear this flannel shirt, but I'm gonna tie it around my waist, but hey. It's not really a skirt Right, it's just like an accoutrement to my outfit of fake ripped pants. Yeah, right. That's a weird look Isn't it a weird look would you think you'd rather have like a little skirt or like being naked you think? Oh Really? But what if you had like a little dick hider like a little thing you could still did look at how big is dick Would you ever wear a fake dick so that people thought your dick was bigger if I did it would be an outrage Tuck in the front I'd have it tucked in my sock And it would be green like a whole dick like a dark green like people would know it's fake though. Yeah, I'll do People like oh that guy's is fake, bro Green boy, why are you looking at my dick?