Joe Rogan | Does McDonalds Have the Best Fries?

You just followed no rules. Still vegan, baby. Sort of. You had some french fries with David Lee Roth that were made with clearly an animal fat. A legend. Jamie, you were there. What did you see? I saw a french fryer too. Disappeared in my life. Listen, that MGM steakhouse, they ain't cooking that fucking, those french fries in anything other than animal fat. Guaranteed. They're too delicious. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. McDonald's. If you get McDonald's fries, apparently they cook them in some fucking disgusting fat. That's what makes them taste so good. What does make McDonald's fries taste good? They're pretty good, but they're not my favorite. They're not? I get confused when people say they're better than in and out fries. What? I like fries that taste like potatoes. Oh yeah? Even in and out fries are far superior. I don't like fries that taste like potatoes. How dare you? This is the most upset I've ever seen Jamie in all my years working with him. In and out fries are better than McDonald's. I do personally feel that, you know who I had beef with that about? Candy Alexander from News Radio. She was the first person to, like, we went and got In and Out, like, for the whole group of us. And she got McDonald's fries. She went and got McDonald's fries. Why'd you get McDonald's fries? She was like, fuck those bullshit fries, those In and Out fries. I'm like, what? I didn't understand. They can be okay, but they're so hit or miss that they can miss bad. To me, they're remarkably consistent. They always taste like potatoes. What are we discussing here? Fries are mock. It's like a wine. Remarkably. Well, still, they can't fuck with Five Guys fries. Five Guys are the king of fries. For real? Yes, they're two options. They're real. They have the fucking potatoes in bags sitting in their goddamn store just to let you know, bitch. We're using these potatoes. And then they take that bag and shake it in there and cut it up. They have Cajun fries. So they win. You have another option. You got spicy fries that are goddamn delicious. Might have to stop by there. And then you don't have to crack packets to get your ketchup. They have a giant tub of the ketchup. He squirt that bitch in a nice little cup, a little paper cup. You can shower in ketchup. If McDonald's had that, homeless people would be under it, squirt mustard in their mouth.