Joe Rogan does his Alex Jones impression

Hello freak bitches. So what was it like having him on here by the way? Alex Jones. It was a dream come true. Like sitting face to face and listening to him talk. Well I've been friends with him for a long time. Right. I've known that guy since 1999 I think. Okay. It was fun. It was fun for me but it was also something like for the longest time people thought I was avoiding having him on for some reason and he kept saying, well I try to get a hold of Joe Rogan every time I'm in town but he blows me off. He was always texting the wrong number. He's always like he didn't get worried to get a hold of me that day and I'm like dude I already have a podcast scheduled. I can't do it today. Well I'll be back soon when I'm back. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Then he would go on a show. Joe Rogan's been avoiding me. I've been trying to get in there to give out this information. It's very important. Maybe he's scared. Maybe he's been threatened. The government's threatened him. He won't open up about Bigfoot. I believe Joe Rogan did experience Bigfoot. He saw he was there in the woods. Alex doesn't really believe in Bigfoot I guess. Who knows what he's got on. I don't know what he believes. I know he believes he seems to believe in demons these days. Oh yeah well they are demons. They are. They're all demons from hell. All of them. They're damned. They're damned. I'm sorry. And if you're a red thing where he does it you apologize. Yeah the apology compilation. Excuse me. It's amazing. I will stomp your head. Excuse me. I got a. This is a Christian family show. It's like what. I'm a Christian. I apologize. He's just such a fucking awesome guy. To me he's awesome. He's he's like a boundless source of entertainment. And if you knew him man like if you me and him went out we went to a bar. We had a couple of drinks. We would have a great fucking time. I'm telling you he's a nice guy. He's a real nice guy. And he would start telling you well to bury him. They've been putting bury him in the water and you're like what. You want another beer. Like it's it's I'm telling you he's a great guy. But I understand that people are upset that he has the president's ear and maybe the president's like me. Maybe the president just thinks he's awesome. Yeah. Crazy story. Trump's just like yeah. Bury him in the water. Sounds great. Interdimensional child molesters are coming in through the cigarettes. Mote cigarettes with a 599 chemicals are designed to let the gates of hell come loose. And the interdimensional child molesters come in. He just will go on and on and on. I love that. I love the interdimensional child molester thing because it's like. They have interdimensional travel capabilities and they're like immediate thing like what do we use this for. I know. What's better kids will rape kids in other dimensions. You know like what. Well there is that really the best application of that fucking technology.