Joe Rogan | Dad-bods and Fake Instagram Models w/Duncan Trussell

Yeah, well we planned episode 666. That was also his idea. That was the last time he wore a Pope outfit and I wore my white NASA outfit. I have a white NASA outfit and an orange one. That was awesome. But yeah, 1313 is a real thing. But we are not really on 1313 because it's just like podcasts on a plane's in there. Just to count 70 MMA shows, five companions. Yeah, yeah, those are hundreds of them. That's a crazy number. Well, you guys are talking about it. I don't want to interrupt the conversation, but this has sort of just come out to help with the deep fake stuff. Adobe has announced that they've got a tool that they've, I don't know how well it works right now. They just show a picture so they don't show it in action or anything. But it's a way to tell if a photo has been manipulated with Photoshop somewhere or another. Keep that off those Instagram hoes. Nobody knows what anybody looks like. Some Instagram people literally look like cartoons. Like you look at their photos, you're like, what are you? That's not a picture. Yeah, I've never fucked with the app. A face tune I think is a lot of people use. Is that what they use? Really, you can just draw. Do some guys use it. Yeah, for sure they do. Their whole face is blurry. It's like, what's happening here? I had to put my glasses on to look closer at it. I'm like, what are you? You're spray painting. Weirdly, rosy cheeks. Yeah, you're a spray person. What's a spray, a what? We're talking about Instagram filters, AI, Adobe's new AI tool can spot when a face has been Photoshop. Yeah, I heard about that. Keep that off the Instagram hoes. Yeah, you got like a, Have you seen that one Instagram person who is actually a CGI? She's like, Oh, I've heard of that. Yeah, people didn't know. I can't remember her name, yeah. Well, they're saying they're gonna do that at the models now. You know, they do that with houses. Like sometimes you look at a picture and you're like, what is, wait a minute, is this real? And like under construction currently will be completed summer of 2020. You're like, whoa. So this is not a picture of a house. This is a CGI house, but it's got shadows and the floor has texture. I mean, it looks fucking real, man. I've seen some real ass looking houses and that's, you know, real estate agents using that shit. Why wouldn't like a clothing designer have like the perfect body to compliment their perfect clothes, you know? Yeah, that, I'm sure you've shown this on here a billion times, but yeah, that, you're talking about the AI that just generates people. Yeah. That shit. It makes fake models, beautiful, perfect people. Yeah. In every way. Yeah. In every way. I agree, every way. Perfect, in fact. It's funny that some people trip out about people that look really good on Instagram and they say they're giving off unrealistic body images and that this is something we should stay away from. It's like that guy from Vox was doing that about he's got everybody's hating on him because he was saying that about gay thirst traps that they put out unrealistic body images and that you should think about them the same way you think about cigarette ads or liquor ads. Yeah, exactly. What? No, they're in shape. Unrealistic is such a crazy thing to say when you're actually looking at a real person. Unrealistic body expectations. No, that guy goes to the gym and that's what you look like when you go to the gym. That is real. That's not just realistic. That's real. It's not unrealistic. Some people don't want to look at other people that look good. I read this article by a therapist who was saying like- Yeah, that was the other one. Delia posted that. Dad bods are more attractive to women than Rock Hard Abs survey said. That survey said was in front of their fucking fat husbands. 100%. They also used millionaires, you know. Did they? Well, it's Chris Pratt and Leonardo DiCaprio. First of all, Chris Pratt is not a dad bod. He's sticking his stomach out. He's being silly. That guy's jacked. I meet him in real life. He's a stud. Who's the other guy? Leonardo DiCaprio? DiCaprio, yeah. Do you think that dad bod- You know like you hear this, like you usually find out this way down the line, but like some phenomena in society was like cooked up in a board room, right? Like for example, let's say, I don't know, you made Twinkies and you realized like shit, man. People like really getting into this ketogenic diet and working out and there could be a potential. You probably have some AI saying like, hey, we've got like a health craze predicted for 2021, meaning Twinkie sales are gonna drop by like 50% because guys don't wanna, they don't wanna be fat. And so then you start disseminating into the world, like, all right, let's come up with this thing. What's a way to call somebody out of shape, but like to connect it to their virility dad bod, yeah, dad bod. So then you start getting it out there. Like, you know, it helps if any product that is like bad for you kind of depends on two things. One, that it tastes fucking good and two, that you can trick yourself into believing it's worth eating, right? Like it needs those two things. Like in other words, if there was like delicious uranium, like some lunatic created like the sweetest, most flavorful uranium biscuit, you're not gonna eat that shit. You know, you're gonna go Chernobyl, and fucking all your stomach's gonna melt at the dinner table. But if you could come up with like, you know, a nice IPA like you were saying, or some kind of thing that's, oh, it's just poison basically. It's gonna destroy your liver over time. It'll be a slow progression. And you could like sink into alcoholism. Your personality will change and it'll- And be like, nobody would do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. People won't even know what you're saying right now. They go, no one's gonna do that. It's such a stupid premise. No one's gonna drink poison. Slowly toxifies your liver, shut up. Who would even do that shit, man? I would never do that. I mean, I drink because I'm sophisticated. Yeah. Yeah.