Joe Rogan: Cops Should Be On Mushrooms

There it is. There's Ax Bronson. That dude smoked one, two, three, four, five, six, seven blunts in the course of one podcast. He had one in his hand, I think. That's right. That's crazy. He went hard. He just keeps going. I don't have the weed tolerance like I have the booze tolerance. How do you feel about spliffs in here? You love them. You do you, Gary. We have a machine. There's no rules here. We have a fan. This room is set up for smokers. How do you feel bad? Dude, smoking a blunt over here. He's going to turn the fan on. It'll suck all the air out of the room and connect us with Jesus. Look at that. It's a fan. Wow. Yeah, we set it up. When we built this room, we had it set it up for Dice Clay. Dice likes to smoke. Oh! So he would come in and smoke, and I would never want to tell him not to smoke. So I bought, because I'm just happy he's here. So I bought him, I bought an air machine. Oh my God. Just for Andrew Dice Clay. That's amazing. And then Stan Hope used it and I was like, perfect. Alright, now we got one for smokers. So fire up that spliff kind, sir. Do not be scared. Alright. Young Jamie's impervious to all forms of intoxication. He's probably from another planet. How? If anyone visits us from afar and is like just down here to contribute, it's Jamie. That fucking dude, he eats a thousand milligrams of THC. No lie. What? And I'm like, how are you? That's insane. 1250. Excuse me. Pardon me. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Our host from afar? Yeah. 1250. I'm impressed. I'm very impressed. He's an alien. And also inspired. Well you know, like sheep can't eat certain grass and they'll die. They eat Polaris grass. They're fucking DMT kill sheep. No, I did not know that. DMT. Yeah, you can take it. It's a part of your brain. But if a sheep gets all of it, like, they just die. Legs sticking up near it, twitching. It turns out they ate a DMT rich concentrated patch of grass. Oh my God. Jesus. And fucking kills them dead in their tracks. Like farmers in certain areas would find these sheep like legs up. No way. The last time I smoked DMT, I was in the bathtub and I was prepared to have a moment. And I got myself all situated and I like lit up and then I hear like, knock knock knock knock. And I'm like, I get up and I put a robe on and I go to the front door and my old landlord Carlos was like, me Susie, me Susie, the ceiling is leaking. And my bathtub was leaking. Oh no. And I was. You didn't know? No. And I was very high. Oh no. And it was a terrifying experience. Oh my God. Your DMT high. So you pixelated and shit and PS though, it was kind of old. So I didn't get as like, you didn't get a solid head. No, but I got enough of a hit to be fucked up with my landlord knocking on my door when I was a little high on DMT. So anyway, I haven't smoked it since I'd like to at some point, but it was Duncan Trussell 24 seven and the hour of the day. When's the forcing Back in a very, very low price. What's theovesy thing, Maybe, I swear they like imminent for Credit. early. I'm like, I missed a hole because she was the Walking pas, he need to move back in. Yeah. He finger zoned andAwkward for falls, he was still a puberty season. Every cop on mushrooms like like he'll know which Guys he's dad's in prison right now that guy's dad's a bank robber That's what I think all cops see Andrew Yang had a great idea is all cops should be purple belts and jujitsu which I agree with I think it's a great idea So you should have some understanding of how to defend yourself if someone tries to grab you and get your gun I 100% agree with that, but also why not be on mushrooms, too? Why are you playing games come on man you're out there life and death in the streets, yeah I'm just levitating through the city trying to teach people teach people the right way We can all work together Agreed we all be a part of love. Oh Yeah, I think it's possible Yeah I think we just need to adjust the chemicals that we have just like you've done with exercise and some people have done with medication Or meditation and medication some people do with music it adjusts the chemicals and I think that's I think every way that we know That's beneficial to adjust the chemicals whether it's through yoga or meditation or or love or Music or comedy or anything you can find that puts you in a better place We should embrace that and agree mushrooms are one of those things. I agree It's not it's you shouldn't listen to ACD highway to hell all day long ACDC highway to hell 24-7 is gonna be a bummer man. I mean you might you might like the first two or three plays Right, you know it's like Billy Squire lonely is the night you don't want to hear it every day Mmm, but every now and then when you're in a car You know how you have that Bluetooth thing that happens when your car synced up to Bluetooth Yeah, does your car do that? Does it do the Bluetooth? We're like randomly to play a song. Yeah It's always all no not all J. It goes to the a Any a lot of time tunes I told Tommy Segura that what there was one of his bits would come up like one of the first things Well, it's any but sometimes it's a random thing too sometimes it doesn't do it alphabetically It just doesn't randomly and like you'll get like a cool song out of nowhere Just plays when you start your car That's a drug it's a little weird drug. Yeah. Yeah, what you guys do is a little weird drug likewise So are we drug dealers is that we're saying good way we're like the proverbial We should be wearing robes You