Joe Rogan: Andrew Cuomo, Presidential Candidate: Put Him In, Coach!”

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Joey Diaz

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Joey Diaz is a stand-up comic and New York Times bestselling author. He's the host of the podcast "Uncle Joey's Joint with Joey Diaz," co-host of "The Check-In" with Lee Syatt, and author of "Tremendous: The Life of a Comedy Savage." www.joeydiaz.net

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Liberty University is letting students back in today. Jesus is gonna look out for him. Yeah. There was an article on CNN. They were showing Liberty University opening up its doors again, students. Like, this just started, you fucks. You can't just, you know... Where do you think we are right now? Beginning. This is the beginning. Yes. You don't think we're good till mid-May? Listen, it keeps accelerating every day. If it's accelerating every day, that means it's at the beginning. Every day there's more cases. Every day there's more people getting sick. Now, didn't he say yesterday, if I don't quote me on this, he's talking about Easter. Yeah. Because it's a very special day to him. See? He said it's a special day. Like, this virus doesn't give a fuck what day you think Jesus came out of the ground. This virus doesn't give a fuck. And if you don't respect it, people are gonna die. And there's people like the Lieutenant Governor, I think, is who he is of Texas, who is like, we should take a risk with older people just to get the economy back in line. People like, whoa. What are you saying? You think the economy, you should, we should get the economy back in line and by doing the economy, some old people are gonna have to die. You're ready to sacrifice people for money. Yeah. Older people would rather die than let COVID-19 harm US economy. Texas official said older people would rather die. This is what he says. Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick. Okay. Yeah, and you know, he's saying that he's in that high-risk category himself because he's 70. You notice these politicians are terrified that this is gonna lead to an economic disaster and their name's gonna be stuck on it. You know, I think they were terrified at first that they had they had to act, they had to close things down, but they didn't have a plan. And now they realize like, oh my God, this might have to stay locked down for a long time. What happens to the economy? Yeah, you didn't have a plan. No one had a plan. So they locked everything down and now they're like, listen, this could last a long time. We got to figure, we got to start the rumblings now of getting this ball rolling again. Because if this goes six, seven months and no one's working, no one can go outside their house for six, seven months. Like this is crazy. What, we won't have any money and China's gonna take over. Tucker Carlson had this whole piece he did that I saw that was actually pretty accurate. You know, where he was talking about what, what could be possible. Like he was talking about how the NBA, did you see that whole segment where the NBA, they had said something about China. And then, then you see all these people that were praising China and saying positive things about China. What was this? What was the reason behind that, Jamie? You're an NBA guy. The GM for the Houston Rockets tweeted like support for Hong Kong. That's right. That's right. It was support for Hong Kong and then China got pissed at that. And so then they started tweeting nice things about China and they started. Well at the time that that happened, there was like NBA teams in China doing games and they just come back and then they started asking all them what they thought about this. And then like the bronze started supporting China, I think, and then everyone jumped on them and like money over people, I think. Well, you mean that they face consequences for supporting Hong Kong. Yeah. Well, what Tucker Carlson was saying in this piece was that imagine if that's the whole country, like understand that like if China's the ruler of the world of China becomes the ruler of the world, not the United States because of something like this. Like this is all really possible. Like the idea that the United States is the ruler of the world. So it has to stay the ruler of the world forever. No natural disasters disease fucking asteroid impact is a bunch of different things that could shift the balance of power in the world. Rome used to run everything right the you know, the there's Europe England the UK. You see England used to run half the fucking planet. There's a lot of different countries that were on top of the world that are no longer on top of the world and we would be in a real sticky situation if we had to live under the same military dictatorship that China does and the idea that we would never have to live under that we can't we're America. Well, that's ridiculous because we're human beings and other human beings are stuck in a circumstance where they're living under a military dictatorship. So there's no difference between them and us other than culture and the place where they live that that shifts. Things change with natural disaster with disease with failure of the economy with war with all these different factors things change and our perception much like our perception of our society itself. It's always going to be like this and all sudden this disease comes along and shuts everything down. You're like, whoa, that's a fucking wake up call need to recognize that this is kind of fragile with a whole system is fragile. If those things happen natural disaster disease war anything catastrophic happens the balance of power completely shifts and who knows whose control the survivors are under who knows who knows how this works out. This is all real touch and go right now. This is real touch and go. This is uncharted territory where we have slipped into a place where no one's working and everyone's scared and the president wants to go back to work on Easter. Because it's a special day to him and Joe Biden can't talk the guy who's running for fucking president for the Democrats can't talk. Did you see the leader the latest shit Tim Dylan sent me two videos. He's like, what the fuck is going on like he's in a cognitive decline Governor New York Cuomo put him in put him in coach put him in you want it. You want a guy to run for president that makes sense. You want a guy who's an intelligent guy who's a strong leader who's got a lot of experience. You can press the fuck out of me. Just press the fuck out of me. He's like for me.