American Cheese Moment - JRE Toons

Listen, I'll give you one of these capsules. You won't see daylight till tomorrow, okay? The THC capsules? Oh, these things right here are the strongest things in the market. What's in there? Hash oil, a little bit of oxygen, and 100 milligrams of THC. I got this new thing. If you want to sleep, you come see me. What's in it? They did not put you to sleep naturally, plus 100 milligrams of either sativa, indica, or hybrid marijuana. And you drink it, dawg. Two weeks ago, I got so fucked up because I thought I was going to New York and die from the corolla. But I actually drank that shit. I ate two pills. Nothing happened. I'm like, fuck, nothing's happened. And then I drank the fucking liquid, and something started to happen. It wasn't going fast enough. It was like 10, 15. I wanted to go to bed, so I popped two more of these. Oh my God. They all hit me at once like a Larry Holmes fucking left hook. That night, I woke up on the floor. I fell off the chair, and the heater woke me up. I have a heater in my office. My back was on fire. I woke up. I'm like, why am I on fire here, right? I woke up, dawg, and in a trance, I went into the kitchen. I opened up the refrigerator, and I pulled out a half a pound of deluxe bought egg cheese that she had just bought, and American cheese. And I took a pack of saltine crackers, because in my mind, I'm not eating bread. I'm OK. I'm not eating bread. I'm ahead of this motherfucker. You eating crackers? Dawg, I ate the whole half a pound of deluxe ham. Wow. And the whole thing of American cheese. And I just went to bed. I woke up the next morning. I took off my mask. It was a big chunk of American cheese in the sleep apnea mask. Didn't you have M&Ms in your mask once, too? Oh my god. I was like, what the fuck did I eat last night? I fucking went out. My wife's like, Joey, I have a pound of ham. I just bought that. What were you thinking? I go, what was I thinking? You have no idea what I was going through last night, you fuck. I didn't get into bed till four in the morning. Like I woke up at 3.30, and was like, what the fuck happened? See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you. See you.