How Michael Malice Uses Twitter for Psychological Warfare

You know about Fordite? No. This is such a cool thing. So all the car companies... Where's the pen? I'm gonna write that down. Foothill antiques. All the car companies used to use spray paint manually for the different cars, right? So over the years, you'd have layers of this paint, and it became basically an artificial mineral. So when you take a cross-section, it looks like... Oh, give me that pen, Raul. Why don't I give you the nice pen? Foothill antiques. I'm sorry. So say it again. Fordite, right? You have these car companies, car plants. So they're spray painting the Ford truck black. The next year it's red, the next year it's green. Over time, the painting accumulates, and you can use that cross-section to make really cool things. Oh, wow. Yeah, look up, Fordite, Jamie. It looks really, really cool to make jewelry. It keeps repainting? Yeah, look. Oh, that's real? Yeah. That's from a car? That's from a car plant. Because look, every year, it's a different color. Oh. It's a really cool substance. So I've got a couple of Fordite pens. Warthog Tusk. That's crazy. Wooden one from the DMZ. Yeah. Wow. Isn't that amazing? That's really cool. Yeah. I never heard of that before. And so one more time, they're taking it out of... Like a Ford plant or Corvette plant or whatever. I have one of Corvette, one of Ford. And over the years, you know, they chip it away from the walls, and they have a block of it. There you go. So it gets that thick. Yeah. Wow. And you could do whatever you want with it, including makeup and turning it into a pen. Dude, that's fucking cool. Right? That's like a cool form of a fossil or something. It's like an industrial fossil. Yeah. Looks cool. Because you got the layer. It's like tree rings almost. And so you have a pen made out of that? I've got two. Oh, you lucky devil. Yeah. He sent me one for free. So how do people know that you're into pens? Oh, so I do something called spike funding, right? So what happens on Twitter is every so often some Cretan will come for me. And I'll be like, it would be a shame if people send me money to waste on things I don't want just to spite you. And I put up michaelmalice.com contribute. And I go, I will post receipts and people send me cash and they say this has to be wasted. So I buy I don't need seven pens. I don't need eight shaving brushes. I don't need a signed copy of Langston Hughes's book. I got them fossils. And this is all because of a Cretan. Yeah. So comes after you on Twitter and I'm like, okay people are going to set and then they go, you know, you're a snake oil salesman. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no one's getting anything out of this except for spiting you. I don't really need these things. How does that make you a snake oil salesman? Because they're like, oh, you're conning these people out of money. They're like, no, no, no, it's all understood. This is total waste of money just to fuck with you. Well, they definitely don't know what snake oil is then. Yeah. Now, why are you engaging with people on Twitter? You're a smart guy because it's fun. Enjoy it. It's hilarious. It's my biggest activity. Really? Clowning idiots. It's your number one thing. It's true. I'm really fun with it and I'm really good with it. I've started doing a little bit of PsyOps on Twitter too. So, yeah. Yeah. So, like, for example, what I've been doing is a lot of these people, these candidates, they're like, press secretary will have fewer followers than me. Right? So, I'll say something like, hey, there was an article in the New York Times today about your candidate. How freaked out is the campaign and how much is this a reflection on you not being able to do your job correctly? Because you know when that article hits the New York Times, you're in the campaign, you're in the bunker, you're freaking out. What does this mean? So, to have, and if someone's like, fuck you, they're gonna be like, no, fuck you. So, you do this even if there's not a real story? Well, no, if there is a story. Oh. Because you know they're in full panic. Okay. So, when they're in full panic, then you attack. Yeah. Want to do this? For fun. And because they're bad people often. Which ones are bad? Jeremy Corbyn and Kamala Harris. Those are the two. I thought were the worst. Other than that, I don't think anyone's a bad person. Who's the Corbyn guy again? He's the Corbyn. What do you mean? Labor. Right. What's the name again? Jeremy Corbyn. Yeah. What does he do? He was the head of the Labor Party in the UK. That's right. Okay. And he just had their biggest disaster election since 1935. Worst election. Oh, that's right. He, my favorite thing he did was he said his pronouns. Oh, yeah. Said my pronouns are he him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did this video. My name is Jamie Corbyn, Jeremy Corbyn, whatever the fuck it is. Elizabeth Warren has her pronouns on her. Thank God. Twitter. Yeah. Well, this is signaling that you're part of the tribe. Yes. Yeah. You're willing to believe in nonsense. That bitch is 150 years old. She knows what her fucking pronouns are. Mum and mummy. Come on with this nonsense. Your pronouns are what's your name? Is it Elizabeth? You're a way. You're a lady, right? Come on. Well, in her defense, in her defense, Warren is a man's name. So it's not there. She has. She heard. Oh, yeah. It's so stupid. It's so stupid.