Elizabeth Warren's Dancing w/Jimmy Dore | Joe Rogan

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Jimmy Dore

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Jimmy Dore is a standup comedian, political commentator, and host of “The Jimmy Dore Show.”

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You know we just got done making fun of Kyle Kalinsky got in trouble for making fun of Elizabeth Warren's dancing. He didn't get in trouble. That Cory Booker guy went after him. That is nonsense. You virtual signaling dummy. That is so silly. He made fun of everything. He made fun of Cory Booker's jokes. Yeah, dad jokes. He made fun of the thing. But if he makes fun of Elizabeth Warren, all of a sudden it's sexist. Do you see his quote? Do you see what he said? It was so clunky. I'm sorry, are you an 18 year old autistic college student who just gets to talk for the first time? Yeah, it was so clunky. How did you formulate this sentence? Did you really feel this? Who do you think is going to believe this? The people who are going to believe this, they already like you. Most of the people are going to see right through this thing. So it was just, to me it's like, you know, it's a schizophrenic message from people like that with Elizabeth Warren's defenders. It's like, well, women can do anything except take a joke. I guess. Or dance. Watch her dance. Let's watch that video. Elizabeth Warren dancing, if you're not making fun of that, you're out of your fucking mind. If there's a thing to make fun of... Why do white people think this is dancing, by the way? You ever notice that George Bush dance like this? And then she does this too. Doesn't Ellen do that too? I think Ellen may do that. I don't know. Elon Musk did it too. Do you see when Elon Musk was in China? Took his jacket off, threw it on the ground, was dancing. He's having a good time. I guess that's okay. I guess. Probably had a couple more pops. Yeah, he's not running for anything. Exactly. And everybody made fun of it. Nobody accused anybody of being sexist. Really? Yeah, dancing was hilarious. We'll play that first. We'll play that second. Let's play the Elizabeth Warren one first. Because Elizabeth Warren one is so fucking ridiculous. You're watching her dance and you're like, How dare you say, I can't make fun of this? I know! How dare you? How dare you? Fine. Obviously, it's... By the way, it's not like somebody put up a cell phone video of her dancing at a wedding. Right, right, right. No one's gonna get... No one's... That's okay. She's on stage trying to get something from people and she thinks this will get it for her. Here we go. Here she goes. So here she goes. Here she's up there. I don't know if you can play that music. So she decided, yeah, we can't play that music. So it's... Look at her dancing. First of all, she looks like she needs... This isn't it? No, which one with Julian Castro is in the background. This is a different one. This is her... Oh, there she goes though. Oh no, she's doing it there too! Yeah. Oh no! That would... Oh no. She keeps doing this. She looks like her back is welded. Like it's all one piece. She's doing all this dancing moves. Everything is moving like this. Yes, you're right. She's a robot. She's barely real. It's about being white. That's weird because I thought she was Native American. Well, that's what I said. So obviously Bernie's lying about saying women can't win or Elizabeth Warren is lying about him saying that. And I'm not gonna accuse a Native American of lying. I'm just not gonna go there. Good for you. She is one one thousandth Native American. So that's real. That's a real number. It might be two thousandth. She's seventy. Her moves shouldn't be like very elastic, right? That's a lot of seventy year olds that are out there. Good point. Good point. Seventy. She actually looks pretty good for seventy because Bernie looks like shit. Right. Bernie's head is in the middle of his chest. I heard you say that people. It's like, it's like falling off. If I was his friend, I'd be like, bro, you got to work on your posture. We got to get you some spinal decompression. Okay. You get some yoga classes. You're gonna your head's gonna fall off when you meet him. He's taller than you think, right? That's right. Like you. Yeah. You meet him like, oh, I thought it's supposed to be up here. I thought for sure. I was going to be taller than him when I met him. You ever have that happen? I thought for sure. I'm going to be taught or any and he was he was way taller than me. Well, I'm 5'8". I always assume I'm shorter than everybody. Okay. I meet him. Okay, pretty much so unless they're like a tiny person.