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FDX. That FDX thing is crazy because so many people were spokespeople for it. Yeah, they're all getting sued. Tom Brady broke up his marriage. Tom Brady's having a rough fucking... That didn't break up his marriage. Oh, I bet that was it. Was that what it was? You didn't quote me on that. I'm telling you, she was like, oh, we better split ties right now there, Tommy, because it's about to get ugly. Who's the Fortune Favors the Bold? Who's that? Matt Damon. Matt Damon for which Bitcoin? Who cares? I forget. Which what? The Fortune Favors the Bold. He told us people to start money. It's a crypto fucking arena. Fortune Feimster. I think they own the Staples Center now. When he was comparing it to people going to the Maroon, and I'm like, bro. They don't own it. They named it. They don't own it. Well, of course. They were talking about... Jamie, correct me real quick for you. What did you say? I said, they don't own it. We can't have three different conversations going on, kids. They were talking about... Somebody's like, kids? He was doing that commercial where he's like comparing it to like space travel. Yeah. Talking about innovators, groundbreakers. Look at this. Telling all these fucking barely making people to throw all the money at us. By the way, I'm thinking Matt Damon fans. Who almost adventured. Who almost achieved. But ultimately, for them it proved to be too much. He's telling regular people to be Galileo. Yeah. Look at this. Are these fucking losers? We're talking about people who embrace the moment. That guy's not embraced the moment. That guy's a crazy fuck climbing a glacier. That's not smart. This is cheesy. The Wright Brothers. Mere mortals. Oh, God. It's funny, those guys invented flight and climbed them out and they were like, these gay guys. You guys are molly. I just kissed. That was a guy and a girl kissing. You guys feel pretty brave when you think about it. Wasn't it? It's true. It's the words that have been whispered by the intrepid since the time of the Romans. Fortune favors the brave. It's not really braved by crypto. Well, it is now. You didn't know it is. Yeah. But when something like that FTX thing goes down where you watch billions of dollars just disappear. Yeah. I lost a fortune. Fortune favors the brave? Is that what you've been doing there with that? Well, I'm just saying, I lost a lot of money. Did you lose a lot of money? Yeah. You really did put money in crypto. I did. I'm trying to tell you. Oh, I thought you were joking. No, no, I lost a ton. How much? I don't want to get into numbers here. It's being impolite. How much? But enough to disturb you. That was the first time I checked. I lost like 15 grand in that like this year. Yeah. I thought it was the right thing to do. I saw the commercial. I was never going to take it out of there. So people are suing Larry David. Yeah. He was just in the commercial because he did a commercial for them. They're suing. There's a class action lawsuit. I think it involves find out what it does. Tom Brady, Larry David. They're saying, why don't you tell us to do this? I don't know that it's going through yet. I think they've talked about it. So some people are saying, but then there's also the people that are like, where's my money? Yeah. And this guy is just going to go to some New York Times thing that they're doing this week. Right. There you go. Yeah. They've got some New York Times thing where people are speaking. Yeah. They're like, hey, I fucked up. Hey, everyone. Don't do that. In the end, you shouldn't do it. It's live. Yeah, he's on right now. Whoa. He's on right now. Yeah. Okay. You know, margin positions opened with that. It's probably going to be very boring. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go. Bard hit it. All right. So again, this is a good deal from when it picks out Yu-Gi-Oh, hearing through a little along. So I have a, I'm setting a YouTube channel where I'm freakin' listening I would go yay. What are you talking about? His name is account there fried free free. Yeah, I'm He bought I was surprised when a real birds nest on him, huh? Jealous become but but when you would agree that Malini much look at him shake it connected I think it just shakes of FTX International bro. He's shrinking. Yeah, then previously understood Yeah, look at the pupils are huge. I mean given the size of the position. I think it was It's not in intention. It was in effect. I Tied together substantially more than I would have ever wanted it to be this is weird I Am just studying him started that way And the same original people but most of the remaining Nexus's you said have accesses. I Know the people from Alameda decently Well almost as if you don't know what's happening there and there isn't like a large amount, you know of ways remain that we are actively working together Anything like that Alameda is a wholly separate entity. They're different offices Different principal options. We don't have any shared personnel. We're also not the same company We not all are under the same corporate umbrella or anything like that. And yet it seems Like Alameda people we're living in the same Penthouse where you may very well be right now. It seems that way doesn't it asshole? Yeah, right Most of Alameda was not was not there. I don't live there now, but I Not there now I have not lived there skinny on but you know, I did live with with with One or two members of Alameda for a little while um And I'll also say that you know as I was you know earlier this summer looking at the relationship and This is what a dweeb Really autistic Can't recognize my own like a beta fish But in terms of positions and balances lost road I'm just studying his mannerisms. Yeah, he's tweaking out like Hitler at this point. Yes and tweaking out. Yes That's a lot of pressure very under pressure also Pressure tweet tweaking from that for sure. Imagine billions of dollars are missing gone. Yeah, that's live He's getting billions billions of dollars and you know, they're they've got like all these tweets and shit Different things that they've said in different statements that he said about his company that just seemed to be untrue Live updates of the stuff he was saying during it But the thing that he was just discussing there is this another company called Alameda and apparently they gave in they'd moved $10,000,000,000 over to Alameda and they don't know Like how that was done or what it was done. It was like a company that was connected to them Initially he lied about it and said he didn't work with those people and they were all banging each other Cool That was last week He's gone. Yeah, they had he lived in a house with like 10 people. They were all banging each other influence I'm Bitcoin every time and they were all doing amphetamines this lady who is one of them was on she wrote on Twitter This was like one of the top people at his company wrote on Twitter that after you what was the exact quote? We talked about it yesterday Find out find her exact. I don't want to paraphrase cuz I'm high You know, you're on shrooms when the screen is off One key He's going down it looks like fried is fucked damn It looks like he's fucked the way I wasn't great that now I didn't understand one word I don't remember what a freed rather is fucked Nothing like regular amphetamine used to make you appreciate how dumb a lot of normal non-medicated human experiences. This is in April We actually what we just saw Over there She was a little top people over there and they were all banging each other every time on clock We're banging each other making what they do. You gotta wait like take the money away from the people. I don't know what happened, man but Chamberlain's they lived in a 40 million dollar pen house and now it's listed for sale In the movie Banging good for them. Yeah, but they know how those movies that the pushing half What does it smell like For them part of me is like I wish they weren't stealing money. I wish it wasn't a Yeah, man. I wish because if it wasn't a Ponzi scheme easy It's funny how that was a Ponzi scheme. It's really nice to be a amazing to see that they succeed And they go over there and they start making all this money. He wouldn't succeed If it wasn't a Ponzi, he wouldn't succeed. So right so chicken of the egg, but that guy either goes school shooter or crypto