Bryan Callen is Gonna Give You the What-For

When you watch boxing or any combat sport really, there's this guy that hit this level and you're like, oh, during that fucking super champion zone. Yes. And that's where Crawford is. That's why he needs to fight Earl Spence. Yes. That's where Loma Cenk goes. How is Earl Spence alive and not injured? I don't know, because he's Superman. That video of him flipping that Ferrari and watching it fly over him and he doesn't get crushed? No. What are the odds that he makes it out of there without a scratch? Thank God, because that aficionado, that work of art needs to be preserved. You sound gay as fuck right there. I don't care. It's fine. Little gay for him. I'm all about people that are gay as fuck. Little gay, man. But you did sound... Yeah, he's a beast, man. The way he shut down Mikey Garcia, I was like, whoo. God. He's fucking for real. It's too hard. But hey, I'll tell you what, Sean Porter gave him the what for. Sean Porter was... That's what you realize, Sean Porter, seventh time world champion. That's real. I love the way you talk. Gave him the what for. Gave him the what for. That's what I say sometimes. That's what I say sometimes. I say things like this. I go, I'm going to keep him busy. I'll give him the what for. Give him the what for. Ask me what would happen if Jamie came at me right now. You sound like an actor. God ask me. What would happen if Jamie came at you? Meet him halfway. Whoa. That's scary. Ask me what happened to Jamie. I don't like it. Jamie's a big athletic guy. I don't like it. Jamie's a big athletic guy. What happened if Joe came at you? Come back with what I got. Oh, really? See that? Now watch this. See that Jamie broke his butt bone out here on one of them scooters? Yeah. Oh, no. He was trying to figure out what his injury was forever until Zach Bitter explained how he broke his butt bone. And Jamie was like, that's the exact same problem I've been having. And it happened from him on those fucking the hoverboard thing. Whoop. Oh, no. Fell on the concrete. Right out here. Broke his butt. Yeah. Well, maybe for sure undiagnosed broken butt. Most likely. You broke your butt. Most likely. It's exactly the same spot. It's where he landed. He landed on his butt. Hey, Jamie. Yes. Ask me if I ever killed a man. Did you ever kill a man? I ever stopped to look, brother. Are you in the new Mickey Rourke movie? Dude, man. How about me as a fucking actioneer? What's my name? Anaconda. Blade. No, Anaconda. Huh? Anaconda's girl. You look a bag of ropes. No, fucking Anna. Anna. Anna. Anna. Anna. Anna's a girl. No, because they go, his name is Anna and they go, Conda, you ever roll with him? Oh, it's like a boy named Sue. Yes. He's trying to fight you. One of my favorite songs. It's a great song, man. The meanest thing he ever did was he went ahead and named me Sue. That's a great fucking... One of the greatest songs. Great song. That's my favorite Johnny Cash song. Johnny Cash was on the road. Well, my daddy left home when I was three. Didn't leave much for mommy. Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Wow. That's beautiful. Beautiful. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song. That's a great song.