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Bryan Callen is a comedian and actor. He’s the host of the “Off Limits” podcast and co-host of “The Fighter and the Kid” with Brendan Schaub. Check out his new comedy special "False Gods" on YouTube now. www.bryancallen.com www.youtube.com/@BryanCallenComedy
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Remember that time when we got really really really really really high and we went to see one of your professors, one of your acting professors. Ah, the greatest. Sing, sing musicals. Yes I do. That was a wonderful night. It was a, it was a, I love that kind of stuff. We were so high I couldn't walk fast. No, me neither. I had to like be real, I knew I knew how to walk but I wasn't totally sure I could keep doing it. I never, I never smoked weed but when I do it's like I got high one time. I was with Patty Jenkins, we were in fucking Atlantic City and we were swimming and I smoked weed and I didn't, I was not a weed smoker and. You swam in the water? I loved it. The ocean in Atlantic City? Yeah, fuck yeah at night. Dude, you're dangerous. Huge waves. I lost my, we lost the car keys and we're looking everywhere dude, everywhere and two hours later I sit down on the curb because I'm just tired, moving to where it's just too much. Patty looks at me and she goes, Brian? Yeah. She goes, open your hand please. And it's in your hand? Of course it was.