Ari, Mark, and Shane Try Jujimufu's Smelling Salts

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Shane Gillis

17 appearances

Shane Gillis is the co-host of "Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast" with Matt McCusker and one half of the sketch comedy duo "Gilly and Keeves" with John McKeever. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Beautiful Dogs," on Netflix.www.shanemgillis.com

Mark Normand

15 appearances

Mark Normand is the co-host of the podcasts "Tuesdays with Stories" with Joe List and "We Might Be Drunk" with Sam Morril. Watch his latest stand-up special, "Soup to Nuts," on Netflix.www.marknormandcomedy.com

Ari Shaffir

67 appearances

Ari Shaffir is the host of "The Skeptic Tank" and "You Be Trippin'" podcasts. His latest comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: Jew," is available now via YouTube. www.arishaffir.com

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Does anybody want to smell some smelling salts? Yeah, I forgot to last time I gotta wake up Guys, Cleveland sold out this weekend Why are you promoting gigs for smelling smelling salts in the middle of the show? No, because this is gonna make a video you fucking idiot And that video is gonna be everywhere Is it Cleveland this weekend? It's not Cleveland this weekend when this video goes around How excited were you for Cleveland sold out? Cleveland will be done My ex had a real stank, tangy, vag I bet I can take this No, no, no, you cannot take this Smelling salts? We'll go with Norman because he's cocky There's our RGBER.com I'll save him for Okay, save it for later Ready? Now what is this, powders? I gotta open it up No, it's like a crystal You gotta open it up Open it up but don't throw it at me or anything I won't throw it When the smell hits you like a fucking freight train Watch this No way No way You don't take it into the garage No, no, no, no Like a freight train What? No way What is this for? Give it to Shane, give it to Shane Oh Waking people up when they're knocked out Waking people up when they're knocked out No, no, but this specific one is for my lefty No, it smells like my ex Power lefties You don't take anything out You just take a sniff Just take a sniff, go ahead Ready? Three, two, one Ah You got too deep You went too deep You went too deep Whoo Holy hell Look at that hit Bro, you blew your neck out They're at the back of my head You blew your fucking neck out My nose bleeding? Have you done this before? Oh yeah, I did it with Theo Holy dick Me and Theo did it the first time Look at that, bigger nose Bigger nose Bigger nose Stronger, it's the biggest Ol factory sense The biggest sense I bet Ari's like a bloodhound I bet he smells us different I'm tearing up Do you smell us different than we smell you, do you think? I think probably What the hell? And I ate ass It's the way But the way he did that I'm like, who the fuck? How can he do that? Where's the top? I don't know Bring that over here Give it to daddy I'm snotting, I'm snotting Oh my god I didn't hate him with this He stinks so bad I watched you guys do that I've only done this a couple of times before But I remember what it's like Let's see if I've minimized it in my mind I went too close to the bottle, I think Go close You gotta take a big hit You gotta get in there You gotta get in there I was just a big old hit You look like you watched my special On Netflix, Snapchat I was ready for it this time I was ready for it this time I'm on the same one I wouldn't mind taking another hit, dude It wakes you up I feel cleared out Oh shit I had COVID before that Oh my god It's so surprising Yeah I didn't think it was like that It's so surprising Oh my ears popped It still hurts It's very shocking Even though I know it I've done it already And you have to keep it in this plastic bag Shout out to How do you say his name, Jamie? The Devil Yeah, right The Ozumufu Holy hell He's a power lifted dude This is his product And it's called AHHH Right It's called That's fun Because that's what you do You never hear about smelling pepperThe Jerogan Experience Does anybody want to smell some smelling salts? Yeah, I forgot to last time I gotta wake up Guys, Cleveland sold out this weekend Why are you promoting gigs for smelling smelling salts in the middle of the show? No, because this is gonna make a video you fucking idiot And that video is gonna be everywhere Is it Cleveland this weekend? It's not Cleveland this weekend when this video goes around How excited were you for Cleveland sold out? Cleveland will be done My ex had a real stank, tangy, vag I bet I can take this No, no, no, you cannot take this Smelling salts? We'll go with Norman because he's cocky There's our RGBER.com I'll save him for Okay, save it for later Ready? Now what is this, powders? I gotta open it up No, it's like a crystal You gotta open it up Open it up but don't throw it at me or anything I won't throw it When the smell hits you like a fucking freight train Watch this No way No way You don't take it into the garage No, no, no, no Like a freight train What? No way What is this for? Give it to Shane, give it to Shane Oh Waking people up when they're knocked out Waking people up when they're knocked out No, no, but this specific one is for my lefty No, it smells like my ex Power lefties You don't take anything out You just take a sniff Just take a sniff, go ahead Ready? Three, two, one Ah You got too deep You went too deep You went too deep Whoo Holy hell Look at that hit Bro, you blew your neck out They're at the back of my head You blew your fucking neck out My nose bleeding? Have you done this before? Oh yeah, I did it with Theo Holy dick Me and Theo did it the first time Look at that, bigger nose Bigger nose Bigger nose Stronger, it's the biggest Ol factory sense The biggest sense I bet Ari's like a bloodhound I bet he smells us different I'm tearing up Do you smell us different than we smell you, do you think? I think probably What the hell? And I ate ass It's the way But the way he did that I'm like, who the fuck? How can he do that? Where's the top? I don't know Bring that over here Give it to daddy I'm snotting, I'm snotting Oh my god I didn't hate him with this He stinks so bad I watched you guys do that I've only done this a couple of times before But I remember what it's like Let's see if I've minimized it in my mind I went too close to the bottle, I think Go close You gotta take a big hit You gotta get in there You gotta get in there I was just a big old hit You look like you watched my special On Netflix, Snapchat I was ready for it this time I was ready for it this time I'm on the same one I wouldn't mind taking another hit, dude It wakes you up I feel cleared out Oh shit I had COVID before that Oh my god It's so surprising Yeah I didn't think it was like that It's so surprising Oh my ears popped It still hurts It's very shocking Even though I know it I've done it already And you have to keep it in this plastic bag Shout out to How do you say his name, Jamie? The Devil Yeah, right The Ozumufu Holy hell He's a power lifted dude This is his product And it's called AHHH Right It's called That's fun Because that's what you do You never hear about smelling pepper