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Annie Lederman is a standup comedian, host of the "Meanspiration" podcast, and look for her new merch at AnnieLederman.com
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Some people are in the feet, some people are getting fucked up. Oh, I was segueing into feet, huh? Yes, people are in the feet. Have you heard? I've heard they're in the feet. I can't believe it. Well, I was reading up on it that it's the part of the brain that handles your genitals and your feet are right next to their adjacent. So sometimes they think that the wires get crossed because the guy that studied it was a guy who studied phantom limb syndrome. And he was, so he was following up with these people's brains where they would feel that they still had a foot or whatever. And some guys would get horny. It would get their brain. So it was just like crossed. Huh. They would get horny thinking of their own not foot. It's hilarious how you pixelate your feet in all those pictures. Thank you. It's funny. How did that get started? They just, people were, they started a wiki feet account for me. I just didn't know if my feet were a thing. I just didn't know. I thought I was just walking around in, you know, in slides. Didn't know I was walking around. I may as well have just been bottomless. I may as well have just been wearing like pajama bottoms with the ass flap backwards open. Just put, I mean my little feet pussies just walking around. So then, um, once people, I noticed the wiki feet thing and then people were DMing me all the time to see my feet. I just was like, you don't get this. We talked to her DMS. Whitney shares DMS with us. That's so funny. A group chattoman with Nick Swartz and Krista Lee and Whitney and she'll post pictures of her DMS. It's like, what in the fuck? Yeah, they're wild. I do a thing on my podcast and on my live stream sometimes where I sage my pussy at the end of the night. Sage it with like. I get sage and I just, yeah, I just to break the, the negative dick cords that were sent to me, the unwanted dick cords from all these dudes. I'm like, yeah, put your dick cords away. But you know, people are pervs. What are you going to do? I just make fun of them. But it's more guys that are pervs than girls that are pervs with stuff like feet and stuff. Yeah, I think so. Is there a thing that girls are into that's kind of gross? Money. It's so gross. But that makes sense. Like money can keep, if you don't like your job, some people are into like fat guys, some people are into, I don't know, people are into all different things, but not in the same way. It's not the same. You're right. It's not the same. Some guys are into fat girls too, but there's a big difference between that and feet. Men are just very... Gross. You're gross, but it's biologically your dicks are just... You're just... Your dicks are just dragging you through the world. And it's just got to be acknowledged. We can't pretend this isn't a thing. Just dragging you. It's just that's not... We're like breastfeeding and shit. We're thinking about other shit. In archery, there's a term called front of center, meaning how much weight is in the front of the arrow. It determines like how much penetration the arrow will have on an animal. I'm getting so horny. This is so weird. I'm just talking about... It's like the thing with dicks. It's like dicks are like your front of center. It's like dragging you forward. No, they're just... I feel like you guys should be holding yourselves back through the doorways because your dicks are pulling you through things. And it makes life a lot easier when you just realize that. But I think it's like, I just have only grown up a girl, so I just didn't... I knew obviously because I've had a lot of sexual attention, even very young, but it's just like your dicks are a thing. Well, there's a reason why there's seven billion people. It's not because of... It's not necessarily because women are that horny. I think it's just... Dudes are trying so hard to fuck. I know. Because your body's compelled. I mean, this is an evolutionary thing and it used to be really hard to stay alive. Not that long ago. And now it's really easy. And we're kind of left with the burden of this shift. Our brains and our biology hasn't really caught up to the fact that we don't need to have as many people as we used to. We used to have a 50% mortality rate amongst children. It was very difficult to survive. And I think that's also well... That was just in China too. You're seeing more shifting with... Those guys in that video, these beta guys, the one guy calling out for people to stop being distracting and the other one calling out for people to stop using gendered language. Who are they? Well, they wouldn't survive if there was a... The Roman army was invading. They would have never made it. Yeah, I wonder who's fucking them. Nobody. Nobody. Maybe they're just men that aren't driven by that, you know? No, that's not true. That's just as good as they can get. They just... Genes, circumstances... They're getting attention and stuff from it. Yes, it's a mess. They're a mess.