Andrew Santino Responds to Gay Rumors

Mason too. What? Man, when people are masons, everybody freaks out. I'm so ignorant I don't really know what that is, but I see it all the time. It's an ancient group that you could belong to. I know, but it's still happening today. Yeah, yeah. I don't understand who becomes a mason today. Isn't Michael Chevelo a mason? And I think Pat Milletich is a mason as well. Someone else? Randall Carlson. Randall Carlson. I think you're right. How do you go through it? Like fraternal fucking... I don't know. I think it's like some guy explained it to me once in Houston, some dude, and he seemed pretty honest. He was like, ah, it's a fucking guys club you hang out. Yeah. Like the rotary club. It's like some secret shit. It's gone on forever and ever. He goes, but it's nothing. It's mostly just a place where guys hang out. They say that. What do you think they're really doing? Yeah, I don't know. Planning some fucked up shit though. That's really where people plan stuff. They go, oh, don't worry about us. It's nothing. Government takeover type shit. Yeah. Yeah. Who did we talk to in the car that said that they were saying they think, oh, that they was talking about Snowden saying that he's... Oh, yeah. Controlled opposition. Controlled opposition, yeah. That term bugs the shit out of me. Yeah. Because I've heard it so many times used about me. Your controlled opposition. Yeah. That's what I did. My entire life, what I did was I got into martial arts. I became a martial arts guy, taught martial arts, got into stand up comedy, but it's really just to become controlled opposition. All of it. This career, putting together a podcast, all that. Talking shit, smoking weed with Elon Musk. It's just controlled opposition. It was just a long... A big, long play. A long play. It's basically the Chinese government got ahold of me when I was a baby and they groomed me. Did they? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, I didn't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Controlled opposition. See, the thing is, when people on the outside, have you ever had someone come up with a theory about you that you read it, you're like, what? I'm gay, according to the internet. That's my favorite. How'd you become gay? Because I said on a post one time that I married Chris Delia that we were running away and a foreign publication got ahold of it. The English translation is hysterical. What do you think the original language was? I have no idea. Foreign. When it was foreign, did you say foreign? Just foreign, foreign. Just foreign, foreign. But it just says I'm gay. If you look it up as Andrew Santino gay, it says a lot of things say I'm gay. Congratulations. Yeah, I'm actually kind of stoked about it. If you're gay, would you be a top or a bottom? I'd be a power bottom. Power, what is a power bottom? I push back. You know what I mean? Oh, okay. We wear boots. Rust hard. Yeah. Grips and shit gloves. I wear fingerless gloves. I slam back. Right, right, right. Like the kind that guys work out in the park. You know those guys that wear those work gloves? Yeah, there I am. I'm gay. Andrew Santino married with wife or gay man. Bio hints what sexuality might be. Live ramp up. That's the name of the website. Look at you and Delia. Hilarious. Yeah, yeah. I'm gay in that picture. I know. Oh my God, you look like you're looking at a dick going, oh. I'm so hungry for it. Hungry, hungry, hungry. Yeah, it says I'm gay, dude. So I guess I am. What are you going to do? At least you're not controlled opposition. I am though. You're both? Amazing. I'm a gay controlled opposition. Amazing. Yeah, I'm a government experiment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.